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You can email me at djlanders020@yahoo.com: go for it
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Last updated:
10/31/2003
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I am in the process of reconstructing my frontpage. Bear with me (as if you have a choice)

I've come to two realizations as of late:
1.) The poems that I wrote in high school and even some from early college SUCKED and they no longer represent me... because, as with all people, I'm no longer the same old Dave. So I removed some. Maybe they'll make an appearance later on in our collective lifetime. Recontemplated and rewritten...

2.) I no longer even look the same as I used to. So I'm going to be scanning newer pictures onto the webpage gradually and, perhaps, you will get to see that which I have turned into. Sorry for removing the past from your sight. If you TRULY want to see it again, let me know. Maybe I'll let you in on a bit of it :-p

~djl

Who I Am ~ Who/What I Live For ~ Excuses ~ Statement

LINKS

"What the hey, it's time to face exactly who I am..."
~ Alice in Chains

Writer:
I'm not sure whether or not I can still legitimately call myself a writer. I haven't really written anything noteworthy in about a year. Sure. There's the occasional journal entry. The occasional poem for Deborah. The occasional first chapter of a story that is supposed to come out great. But still... Nothing I could ever show another human being besides the one it was written for.
This writer's block is more like a wall than a simple block. And it came quickly and suddenly. I was about 125 pages into my most recent fantasy novel, entitled Fields of Elwood, and I decided to look back at what I had done so far. Much to my amazement, everything I had put down so far was HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. I'm pretty sure I burned that manuscript.
Most recently, I have decided that fantasy is not my field. I'm much better at finding the bizarre in average life than creating that strangeness. My latest project involves a collection of creative non-fiction stories. The premise: how much stupid shit I've done. It'll be an enlightening read.

Reader:
No good writer has ever not been a good reader. At least in my opinion. My greatest writing influences, you ask? Well...
Stephen King, Michael Crichton, E.L. Doctorow, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling

Musician:

Editor:
When I graduated from college in May 2003, I did what any writer who happens to be on a six-month writer's block does. I went to work as an Editor for a very large corporation. The particular company that I work for is called Element K. GREAT company. Great job.
Nevertheless, I plan to start up my own free-lance editing business on the side. It's just that this job lacks the one-on-one, teaching aspect, which is what I love so much about being an editor. Plus, when it comes times for me to have kids, I can take a leave from the office and work from home for a while.
Needless to say, let me know if you have anything you need edited. We'll figure something out.

Politician:

"So familiar and overwhelmingly warm..."
~ TooL


Family:

Friends:

Deborah:

"I could either burn or cut off my pride and buy some time..."
~ Mad Season

"Pay no mind to the rabble..."
~ A Perfect Circle


IS COOL, BY THE WAY (in case you were unaware...)

NOTE:
You'll hopefully notice the "Shadoz Edge" link toward the bottom of the page. They're a badass hard rock/metal band out of Chicago that I was lucky enough to get to know. Anyway, their music is FREE and open to the public, but you have to go to the webpage. Check it out.

I know I'm forgetting stuff, but too bad for me. Check out the links. They're below Kirk...

Pictures of me and things that (maybe) have something to do with me
Poems and Lyrics that I've written
Other random writings... Short Fiction, Creative Non-Fiction, etc etc...

MUSIC
Shadoz Edge
Alice in Chain's official homepage

FAMILY
My dad's page
AUNT Carrie's Sailor Moon Page
AUNT Moe's Martin Biron Page

GEEKAGE
Allakhazam - The Ultimate EverQuest Page
The ultimate page to get any Final Fantasy information (FF Online)
Squaregamer

BOOK GEEKAGE
Encyclopedia Arda - Everything LoTR
Stephen King's Official Website


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