Table of Contents
Ch 1: Being smarty is bad.
Ch 2: How to get hot chicks.
Ch 3: Quotes to live by.
Ch pi: This really isn't a chapter, I just wanted to say "pi".
Ch 4: Dude Where's My not-book???
Ch 5: Hey, wait one second! You've ran out of good ideas and this book has turned into repeating ideas over and over again, repeating ideas over and over again, repeating ideas over and over again, sorry I said that three times, but it'll help you remember it.
Ch 6: Ok, It's been 5 chapters and I still haven't discussed my title, so I guess I should now.
Ch 7: Crap(s)
Ch 8: Shoot me! or for our French speaking audience, Shootez-moi!
Ch 9: More quotes to live by.
Ch 1: Being Smarty is Bad
"That's poopy," Theo said to Stephanie. Theo and Stephanie were at skate world waiting to be told the game was starting. Theo played hockey.
Ch 2: How to get hot chicks!
Step one: Take an egg
Step two: Put it in an incubator
Ch 3: Quotes to live by
"If it's not here, it must be somewhere else." -Kue
"I pass, next question please!" -Lisa Turtle(Lark Voorhies)
"You've got mail!" -AOL's you've got mail guy
"Passing speaking for a pantomime scene, isn't that an oxymoron." -Kue
"Never eat more than you can lift." -Ms. Piggy
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm............." -Kue
"Emergency, yes that is correct." -Daria
"How can I explain this to my children, if I had them?" -Alanis Morissette
"If I was you, I'd have me kill you, myself" -Stephanie (Not to be confused with "Stephi")
"Well what about the man that I saw handcuffed in the emergency room, bleeding after beating his kid and she threw a shoe at his head, and I think what he did was wrong, and I would have a hard time feeling compassion for him." -Alanis Morissette
"Remember kids, there's no need to bump, just enjoy the ride." -Marge Simpson addressing Bart and Lisa about the bumper cars.
"Friends, ha, the only friends I have are nerdy old men who write books, like Gore Vidal and even they've kissed more boys than I ever will" -Lisa Simpson
"Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls" -Marge Simpson's reply to Lisa.
"I guess making a bed in another house is Exciting huh Mom." -Lisa Simpson talking to her mother about being at the beach.
"I know your being funny, BUT IT IS!" -Marge's reply to the above quote.
Chapter 4: Dude where's my not-book???
"If it's not here it must be somewhere else." -Kue
Chapter 5: Hey, wait one second! You've ran out of good ideas and this book has turned into repeating ideas over and over again, repeating ideas over and over again, repeating ideas over and over again, sorry I said that three times, but it'll help you remember it.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm............." -Kue
"Emergency, yes that is correct." -Daria
Ch 6: Ok, It's been 5 chapters and I still haven't discussed my title, so I guess I should now.
Ok, Faux Pause was a show on the Gameshow network, and the whole point was there were 2 people, one guy one girl, they always hosted, and they watched gameshows until something they wanted to parody came up, then they paused the gameshow and chatted a while and sometimes went to a skit. All of these gameshows were of course rejected and had only about 10 episodes made for it, cuz we all know how much money gameshow network had 3 years ago. They stopped making new episodes when I got gameshow network, replayed the 20 or so they had for about a year (1 a week), then dumped the show. Hey, I thought it was cool.
Faux: French for false.
Pause: To stop.
Ok so the title isn't meant to be taken literally, the title itself is a parody of the term "faux pas", which is false "Ummmmmmmmmmmm............." -Kue something. It's a fashion thing, so therefore "I pass, next question please!" -Lisa Turtle(Lark Voorhies).
Ch 7: Crap(s)
You know, the game of craps is a funny game I mean, all those spaces, and you most likely don't know what 3/4th of them do. You just have to take the dice person's word. Hehehe, but don't deficate on the playing surface, that'll get you a big fine. (I found out the hard way).
Ch 8: Shoot me! or for our French speaking audience, Shootez-moi!
Never say shoot me at an NRA meeting, they may take you seriously. Only say shoot me or it's French equivalent in gun-free situations, like a retirement home, a hockey game, or the gates of heaven. (If you got shot in heaven, where do you think you would go, Detroit?)
Ch 9: More quotes to live by.
"2 Bialys, 1 Egg Bagel, 1 Danish, get all that in a bag, tied with a twist tie, and we'll add 250 dollars to your sweep total. Also don't forget the Coffee and Candy for 100 dollars and those big bonuses, they could be worth up to 250 dollars." -David Ruprecht
"If you can't think of anything nice to say, then you're most likely thinking of English IV." -Kue
"Booya!" -Kue
"Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening." -The pleasant MSN lady, she's alot better than that mean old "You've Got Mail" guy. God his voice was not pleasant, so therefore the product was inferior.
"Dan a lesbian kissed me, can she live in the basement?" -Roseanne
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