They came up with it either to be wilfully offensive, 'cause it has a (nice?) ring to it or it just hit them in a moment of clarity. That or someone was dealing in the vicinity. Use your intuition.
Do they have a deal?
YES! Snapped up by UrBan Renewal. See 'WSHN' for details.
That guitarist is HOT, is he taken?
This usually means P-Lo, who is happily engaged to Miss Karen McKensie. She'll probably kill you if she heard you say that, BTW.
Sean also has a piece of furniture, in case you were referring to him. Whether he can remember this half the time is another thing...
The rest of 'em wouldn't mind a bit of groupie action now and again, though.
Where'd the bassist get that T-shirt?
Ahh, the one Ad wears on stage, the dark blue one with the acid face on the front and 'Blow Job' written on the back?
He claims to have found it in a skate store in Carnaby Street, if you're looking. Should set you back £20.
Any merchandise?
A few T-shirt designs have been drawn up, but not manufactured en masse. A few make it to gigs, as well as the bracelets, but again it's a case of wait until the album's ready.
which will be when?
Fuck knows. Current status reveals that they're close to finishing all the recording, leaving the mixing and sample confirmation to be completed. Artwork on file.
When are they next touring?
When Sharky needs to pay the rent. Still in the studio, anyway.
Any previous bands?
Let's see. Sharky had a God-awful metal band called Convenience Syndrome, Sharky and Paolo were both in Mr. Rogers (as was I) doing bass and guitar respectively, whilst it seems that for the others it's their first band.
On the side, Sean and Ad C. are in the aforemeantioned Kafkavision, whilst Paolo has a band called Baroque, sort of like a punky Beastie Boys with a healthy dose of Bizkit.
Why so many spelling mistakes?
Because I'm typing this as quickly as I think, and don't have time to slow down to check spellings at the moment. That and the complete lack of a spellcheck facility for words I can't ever spell. Few typos in there too. Now stop sniping.
What's up with the Guestbook?
Nothing. It works now. Just don't bother, go to the Town Meetin (the BBS, for those who truly know nothing).
Why so much cussing?
Because it's big, it's hard, and most of all, it's CLEVER.
Who's Suzanne O' Leary?
I really, REALLY, REALLYdon't wanna go into that at the moment.
