"I wouldn't let anybody touch my eyebrows because I don't want to look like a made up girl or whatever. They're big ol' Groucho Marks brows. I think you just have to be happy with what God gives you." July, 1999 issue, Teen magazine
And Kevin we love what God has given you.
I WANT TO STROKE THE BROWS!!!!!
Are you sick of hearing or reading things like "the guy with the eyebrows like caterpillars"? Are you tired of derogatory comments directed towards Kevin regarding his abundance of eyebrow hair? Well I, for one, am. This is why we have begun the I Want To Stroke The Brows campaign. This is to take a stand against all those who have a problem with Kevin's brows.

It seems like everytime I turn around, there's some critic or just some equally negative person plucking (no pun intended) insults at my Kevy Kev's beautiful brows. I love Kevin's eyebrows. I think that they just add to his attractiveness and sex appeal. Not many people can pull off such thick eyebrows but Kevin does it flawlessly. As a matter of fact, they look so good that I WANT TO STROKE THOSE BROWS!!! To those of you who have a problem with them then don't look at them. It's your loss. But LEAVE THE BROWS ALONE!!!
Aww!! Look at that adorable face. Now could you imagine that face without those cute brows....
See it just doesn't work. Kevin just wouldn't be Kevin without those gorgeous brows. It's part of his charm.
If you would like to join in our fight against the brow bashers and show your support for the Richardson eyebrows, then please e-mail us here with IWTSTB in the subject with your name and a brief comment about how you feel about the whole situation. We will add your names and comments to our growing list of brow advocates.


1.) CornNut - "Leave my Kevin's brows alone! No matter what kind of eyebrows he has, he's still beautiful, inside and out. Remember thin is out. Thick will be the brow style of the new Millennium"
2.) Irene C. - " I want to stroke the brows!! God made Kevin special. He gave him sexy brows; my mink coats. Luxury all the way. I offer to take the first shift on stroking"
{Thank you, Irene. If it weren't for you this campaign would not exist.}
3.) NikNut - "I support the brows. No matter how many times I have to pick them out of my Cookie Crisp"
4.) Debbie R. - "I love Kevy's brows. They make him a manly man."
5.) Fluffy - "I support his brows. It wouldn't be Kevin without the brows. He needs them."
6.) Randeen - "I love Kevin's eyebrows. I can't stand it when people pick on him about it. Yes they are thick but they just add to his beauty. And yes I would love to stroke the brows."
7.) Melanie - "I love Kevin's eyebrows. They look so beautiful on him and give him so much character. God gave them to him because I'm sure He was tired of creating boring skinny-browed people and want to make a REAL man."
8.) B-Nut - "OH MY GOD!!! I NEED KEVIN. EYEBROWS AND ALL!!!! THE BROWS RULE!!!"
9.) Carrie - "I think people should leave Kevin's brows alone. They are really thick but I don't think they look bad."
10.) Jen - "Kevin's eyebrows are fine. At least he doesn't have a unibrow."
11.)Nikki L. - "I wish people would stop picking on Kevin about his eyebrows. I don't see anything wrong with them. I think he looks good."
12.) Krystal - "I want to stroke Kevin's brows. I don't care what people say about them. Kevin's still a hottie."
13.) Megan - "I love Kev's brows. He's so cute and he wouldn't look right if he had thin brows."
14.) Liz - "God made everyone different with different features. He gives you these features for a reason. We shouldn't judge people on such superficial things. Like Kevin said, you should just appreciate what God has given you. What should be important to you is that Kevin is wonderful individual."
15.) Sheila G. - "I love Kev's eyebrows. That man is Hella fine and they just add to his sex appeal. What would be better than waking up next to him in the morning and stroking his eyebrows? Well the night before would be better but you know what I mean. Leave the man's brows alone!!! KTKBPA (Keep The Kevin Brow Pride Alive)"
16.) Larisa - "Leave them brows alone. Kevin without his brows is like Brian without his nostrils, AJ without his receding hairline, Howie with chest hair, and Nick -- well we have to find out Nick's flaw. Anyway, it just wouldn't be the same."
17.) Frannie P. - "God blessed Kevin with large, beautiful brows and we should celebrate them. Long live Kevin and his brows!!"
18.) Honeydipped - "Kevin isn't Kevin without his brows. Heck, if exact replicas of his brows were sold on the market, I'd plaster them everywhere in honor of his trademark."
19.) Melissa - "I'd be in Kevin heaven if I ever had the chance to stroke those babies!!! The brows lead right to his sexy eyes, which I think are his best feature. That's right, baby... no diggity."
20.) Jennifer W. - "HELL YEAH I WANT TO STROKE THE BROWS!! I think Kevin's brows are absolutely divine! They enhance his beautiful eyes and add so much character to his good looks. Anyone that thinks otherwise should be shot!!"
21.) Venus - "First of all I love Kevin and the people who have a problem with his brows are just just mad because they can't have them. Those brows are what make Kevin so beautiful and sexy. Without them he would not be "Mr. Body Beautiful" Kevin Richardson. I love you Kevin."
22.) Bhavana - "Kevin's eyebrows are the finest eyebrows I have ever seen in my entire life. Those stupid skinny-browed critics need to leave my honey alone because he is just perfect the way he is. I LOVE YOU KEVIN!!!"
23.) Francine - "Kevin is the cutie wit the bootie and the hottie wit the body! His eyebrows just add to his sexiness so everyone just needs to calm themselves down."
24.) Jen - "Kevin's eyebrows are NOT too big. Everyone else's are too small. Kev's eyebrows are absolutely adorable, just like the rest of him."
25.) Tuni - "I am absolutely in love with Train's eyebrows. I comeplely agree with what everyone has said about how the critics just need to shut the f**k up about them. They are only a small portion of his very sexy, masuline, beautiful body. KEEP DA KEV'S BROWS PRIDE ALIVE!!!"
26.) Dana K - "I love Kevin's eyebrows!! They are awesome! They give him originality and pizzazz. I'd be damn proud to stroke his brows!!!"
27.) Veronica - "Kevin's brows frame those beautiful forest-green eyes that I could abosolutely get lost in! I'd love to stroke those brows and place a few soft kisses on them, too! YUMMY! Don't touch the brows. They're his trademark!"
28.) Jesika - "I love Kev's brows. Anyone who doesn't should not be alive. Without those beautiful brows, there would be no Train in the Backstreet Boys. Keep the Kevin brow pride alive!"
A special thanks to fellow brow advocate, Frannie P., who adores Kevin's eyebrows so much that she was inspired to write a poem about them.

I long to stroke the
many soft dark hairs above
your gorgeous green eyes

Your brows are thick and
lush just like a rain forest
no diggity babe

Critics diss your brows
but everyone knows the truth
major brow envy
~Frannie~
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