Can you and are you looking to jam in the Delaware area?

Delaware is a state on the east coast. Its got its share of dirt, grass, and chicken crap. If you didnt know that, dont apply.

We are waiting to hear from someone with an intense amount of boredom. If you can play, and are not the following: A. Redneck B. Shady thieves C. Pillagers D. Liars E. Burnt out hippies or my personal favorite F. Delusional hippies caught up in old old 60s rock that was never good to begin with.   Otherwise, read on.

1 Lead Guitarist (yes that means SOLOS)
1 Bassist (dont make me explain this)
1 Vocalist (yes that means SINGING)

By simple deduction, you can tell I play guitar and Travis plays the drums. What? You think we need someone on Congo's? Forget it, we are not like that. We use the following equipment:

Travis uses:

Zildjian Cymbals (about 15-18 of them)
Cow Bells
Bongos
Double Bass pedals
Tama Artstar Custom Toms
500 drumsticks
2 Hands
One dumb cat
1.2 Ghz Alienware Computer
and various other stuff (lots)
Sometime he will sell this and get a Roland V-1 Digital Drum Set, and I stress, sometime
 

I (Kevin) use:

1 Black Gibson SG
(currently pondering a new guitar. going to be a pretty long ponder, missing half the thought, the $$$)
Ernie Ball .10 strings
EMG 60 EMG 81 pickups
Dunlop Tortex .88 mm picks
Audio Technica Wireless Guitar transmitter/reciever
Digitech RP2000 Guitar Modler Board
Crate GFX 2x12 amp
1.4 Ghz Dell Computer
 

(So you know we are pretty much not f***** around when it comes to equipment)

Our musical influences include:

Metallica
Alice in Chains
Ac/Dc
Liquid Tension Experiment
Van Halen
Slipknot
Stone Temple Pilots
Ozzy
Godsmack
Blink 182
Incubus
Led Zeppelin
alot of classic rock (but we dont like to play it, explained at the bottom)
alot of bands too many to list

Our personal influences include:

Travis:

Lars Ulrich (METALLICA)
Dennis Chambers (Indepenent,John McLaughlin)
Mike Portnoy (Liquid Tension Experiment,Dream Theater)
Joey Jordison (Slipknot)
Vinnie Paul (Pantera)
Virgil Donati (Independent)
David Silveria (KoRn)
Honey Voshell (The Honeycombs)
Carter Beauford (Dave Matthews Band)

Kevin:

James Hetfield (METALLICA)
Kirk Hammett (METALLICA)
John Petrucci (LTE)
Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains)
Dean DeLeo (STP)
Slash (Guns n Roses)
Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
Angus Young (Ac/Dc)
Tom DeLonge (Blink 182, he's also funny)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
Mick Thompson (Slipknot)
Jim Root (Slipknot)
Wes Borland (he should get his ass out of Bizkit)

So if you live in the Delaware area, and are willing to travel to Roxana to jam, call:

Travis O:  436-4438
Kevin Q:  732-9184

Sorry, but Roxana is the jam place. Dont know where that is? Get a map. Delaware is not a third world country, although some of the locals can pass for the inhabitants of one. Travis cannot move his huge ass drum set to wherever you want, unless you will move all the shit, or buy him some Rolands. Its just impossible, unless of course your a dumbass, and will move his entire set alone. Hope your strong.

If you want a song list of what I can play, here it is. This is a huge list of songs and I have only been playing for 2 years now, I learned most of these in 3 months. Let me tell you now that this is a running tab of what I CAN do, not that I have memorized. Big difference there. Sure, I can call upon any Metallica song from memory, but if you say something like "Yo, bust out the Dave Matthews (or Live)", there wont be a chance in hell that I can remember that without looking it up again. Travis can play anything you want on drums, he is just damn good and blazes across the entire set. And he should be, he practices, and has for 5 years.

Song list:

METALLICA:

Four Horsemen
Motorbreath
Whiplash
No Remorse
Seek and Destroy
Fight Fire with Fire
Ride the Lightening
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Fade to Black
Creeping Death
Master of Puppets
Leper Messiah
Orion
Sanitarium
...And Justice for All
One
Harvester of Sorrow
Enter Sandman
Sad But True
Wherever I May Roam
Nothing Else Matters (still learning)
Aint my Bitch
2x4
Until it Sleeps
King Nothing
Hero of the Day
Bleeding Me
Wasting my Hate
Fuel
Better than You
Attitude
No Leaf Clover
I Disappear
So What
Last Caress
Die Die my Darling
Turn the Page
Whiskey in the Jar
Free Speech for the Dumb
Astronomy
The FixXxer
To Live is to Die
Blackened
Shortest Straw
Phantom Lord
Battery
Frayed Ends of Sanity
Its Electric
Trapped Under Ice
House That Jack Built
Slither
Holier Than Thou
Unforgiven
Memory Remains
Stone Cold Crazy
The Thing that Should Not Be
Ronnie
Poor Twisted Me
Prince Charming
Thorn Within
Mama Said
Breadfan
Loverman
The Small Hours
Bad Seed
Kill/Ride Medley
-DYERS EVE-
(the pride of my abilities)

---And I'm anxiously awaiting the next Metallica album coming 2001. lml---
 

Now heres all the little songs that seem like nothing compared to the harder stuff above.
 

Slipknot

Spit it Out
Eyeless
(sic)
Surfacing
No Kind of Life
Wait and Bleed
Get This
Interloper
Despise

Staind

Home
Mudshovel
Outside

Deftones

Bored
7 Words
Engine No. 9
Change (In the House of Flies)
Knife Prty
Be Quiet and Drive
Feiticiera
My Own Summer
Pink Maggit
Mascara
Street Carp
Rx Queen
Korea
Digital Bath
Headup
Rickets
Lotion
Mascara
Around the Fur
Elite
Passenger
Back to School
Fist

Papa Roach

Broken Home
Last Resort
Between Angels and Insects

Filter

Take My Picture
Welcome to the Fold

CKY (Jackass)

96 Quite Bitter Beings
Shippensbam
Fatfuck

Coal Chamber

The Roof is on Fire

Alice in Chains

Would?
Got Me Wrong
Rooster
Man in the Box
No Excuses
Them Bones

Foo Fighters

Learn to Fly
Everlong (accoustic)

Pantera

5 Minutes Alone
Walk

Ozzy Osbourne

Bark at the Moon
Crazy Train
N.I.B.

Black Sabbath

Iron Man
Paranoid

Led Zeppelin

Black Dog
Heartbreaker
Stairway to Heaven
Communication Breakdown
Immigrant Song

Live

I Alone
Lightning Crashes
Dolphin's Cry

Incubus

A Certain Shade of Green  Tab!
New Skin
Pardon Me
Privledge
Anti-Gravity
Stellar

Weezer

Undone
Buddy Holly

Disturbed

Stupify
The Game  Tab!

Tool

Sober

Liquid Tension Experiment

Paradigm Shift

Ac/Dc:

Back in Black
Highway to Hell
T.N.T.
Rock and Roll Aint Noise Pollution
Thunderstruck

Perfect Circle

Judith

311

Beautiful Disaster
Down
Transistor

Rage Against the Machine

Guerilla Radio
Sleep Now in the Fire
Testify

Creed:

My Own Prison
One
Whats this Life For
Torn
Higher

Stone Temple Pilots

Creep
Bing Bang Baby
Sex Type Thing
Sour Girl
Heaven and Hotrods
No Way Out
Tumble in the Rough
Trippin on a Hole in a Paper Heart
Unglued
Big Empty

Marylin Manson

Sweet Dreams
Disposable Teens
Beautiful People

Godsmack:

Moonbaby
Whatever
Keep Away
Bad Religion
Voodoo
Awake
Sick of Life
Greed

Limp Bizkit

Break Stuff
Take a Look Around
Rollin
Faith

Nirvana:

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Come as You Are

Smashing Pumpkins

Bullet with Butterfly Wings
The Beginning of the End of the Beginning
Zero
1979 (accoustic)

Guns n Roses

Welcome to the Jungle

Presidents of the United States of America

Lump
Peaches

Blink 182

Adams Song
Whats my Age Again?
Dammit
All the Small Things
Voyeur
Going Away to College

Green Day

Brain Stew
Welcome to Paradise
Minority

Blur

Song 2

Offspring

Come Out and Play
Gotta Get Away
Original Prankster
Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Collective Soul

Gel

Jimi Hendrix

Fire
Hey Joe
Star Spangled Banner

George Thorogood

Bad to the Bone!

Nintendo

Super Mario Bros.
Zelda
Metroid
Double Dragon
Castlevania
Spy Hunter

PC

Doom

TV

The Simpsons
James Bond theme
Inspector Gadget

And a lot of little one hit wonder songs that I cant remember at this moment.

So get up with us and jam if you can do those songs. Dont say you can play a majority of these, come over, and then try to show off Hendrix. Word of warning: we hate old shit. The minute you say, ''Yo! Lets jam to some Stones or Beatles'', I'll show you the door, or let Kirby handle you. You dont want Kirby to handle you. You should try calling Travis first since he can give you directions, he's always home screwing with his 3000+ song playlist. I dont have a garage anymore, its haunted, and smelled bad, infested, plus full of stale food that I ate and felt really bad then ate some more and got sick and almost ate more then remembered that its bad and then threw it away, so I dont even go to the garage anymore.

Tom: "Lets here sum Godsmack!"

Song Count: 200+

And Im still learning about 1-3 new song(s) every week.