This webpage is dedicated to the proposition that
RICKY MARTIN WILL BURN IN
ROCK AND ROLL
HELL
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Ricky Martin sucks. Ricky
Martin is the lowest form of human life we have ever witnessed. It
is because of people like Ricky Martin that Rock and Roll is in the state
it is in. Many small, defenseless children will grow up in a world
with no meaning because of Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin will be Livin'
La Vida IN HELL!
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We are not trying to imply that Ricky Martin sings rock and roll, as some of our visitors have thought. We just say that he is suppressing good music because he looks nice and sounds nice. If you would read our reasons below you would see that we already addressed that. However, we have realized that most people don't read the reasons. Anyway, for those of you agree with us, rock on.
REASONS RICKY MARTIN WILL
BURN IN HELL
REASON
#1
REASON
#2
REASON
#3
IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY
THESE THREE REASONS APPLY TO RICKY MARTIN, THEN I REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT YOU TOO WILL BURN IN ROCK AND ROLL HELL!!!!!!
SAVE YOUR SOUL FROM ETERNAL
ROCK AND ROLL DAMNATION WITH THESE LINKS:
Aerosmith
R.E.M.
Dave Matthews
Band
Links to other great music
CONSIDER THE BENEFITS OF GOOD MUSIC--THAT IS, MUSIC
THAT WILL LEAD YOU ON THE STAIRWAY TO ROCK AND ROLL HEAVEN
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