Lyrics
Coat Hanger /
Friends / High School / High School Girls /
IHOP / Janellopy / Jewish Punk Rock Girl / Ode To
Female Rockstars /
Room 105 / Smelly Kid /
Sweet 16 Punk Rock Girl/ Trendy
Girls
ODE TO FEMALE ROCKSTARS.. lyrics by Mike, and Ben
She was standing on the stage in her short conservative skrt
and her name was emblazed in gold on her shirt
Me and my friends locked eyes, fell in love with this girl
Then our eyes moved to her hands, she played guitar like a man
She played bass like an Egyptian queen in the wind
And her hair shone in gold like a flowery field
I am happy she's my girl and I'm her guy
I am thankful htat she choose to be mine
I'm in love with the girl in the rock and roll band
I am happy she chose me to be her man
I'm in love with the girl in the rock and roll band
I am happy that she made me her man
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ROOM 105.. lyrics by Ben, and Josh
Rolled in the party at 9:00
and we're drunk by 9:10
You were looking pretty cute
and I wanted to get me some
(get me some)
Go home, stay here
I don't want to be here anymore
I just want you to leave me on the floor
Go home, stay here
I don't want to be here anymore
I just want you to leave me on the floor
(and bring me another beer ya just bring me another beer)
You were looking cute
and I was pretty drunk
And you know that...
you know I wanna F***
So I took you hand
and took you in the bedroom
(bedroom)
La Quinta
(and brng me another beer)
La Quinta
(just bring me anothre beer)
La Quinta
(just bring me another beer)
La Quinta
(all I want is another beer)
La Quinta
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JEWISH PUNK ROCK GIRL.. lyrics by Paul, and Josh
She likes to get down to an east-coast beat
a little hardcore from the New York streets
She loves to get around, she loves the sound
of a punk rock band
la la la la la la la la la la
(Oh it's her)
la la la la la la la la la la
(Jessica)
She doesn't understand the government
or birthcontrol or men you know
She doesn't really fit, she just wants
to meet her punk rock Jewish king
Oh oh, Oh oh
Punk rock Jewish girl
(punk non-stop that Jewish girl)
My little punk rock Jewish girl
(ya punk non-stop that Jewish girl)
Oh I love you
I always wanna be with you
Jessica
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TRENDY GIRLS.. by Ben, and Dustin
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants and
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants
I walked into high school yesterday
and I saw her standing at the end of the hall
in her pink midrift shirt
with her naval ring hanging out
I like girls wit bleached blonde hair
They look so sexy to me
They look so sexy to
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants and
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants
Then I took her out on a date
the very next Friday night
And she told all her friends that I was the
I was the most boring guy and
I don't wanna be pegged like that
No I don't want to be pegged like that
I don't wanna be pegged like
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants and
Hey trendy girl I wanna be your man
I wanna get in your pants
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SMELLY KID.. lyrics by Paul, Ben, and Josh
Sitting alone
in the back of the room
No one to say hello
No one to bring her up no
She's always last in line
and she'll never be mine
NO
Anti-social girl
Stuck in your own
little world
and you breathe real loud
(anti-social girl) (please be mine)
you've got boogers haning out of your nose
(won't you plese be mine)
Can't help but think
there's something more to you
so I think to myself
what have I got to lose oh
And you wear the coolest little
blue suede shoes
Anti-social girl
Stuck in your own
little world
and you breathe real loud
(anti-social girl) (please be mine)
you've got boogers haning out of your nose
(won't you plese be mine)
bop shew bop, bop shew bop
bop shew bop shew bop
bop shew bop, bop shew bop
bop shew bop shew bop
Whoa oh
oh
Anti-social girl
Stuck in your own
little world
and you breathe real loud
(anti-social girl) (please be mine)
you've got boogers haning out of your nose
(won't you plese be mine)
and you'll always, you'll always be
the smelly kid in the class
(smelly kid to me)
and you'll always, you'll always be
the smelly kid in the class
(smelly kid to me)
and you'll always, you'll always be
the smelly kid in the class
(smelly kid to me)
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HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS.. lyrics by Ben
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
We went to the football game
and I saw her on standing there on the sidelines
So I went and talked to her
cause she had a very nice rack
and I got her phone number
and I'm feeling like a big mac
ya I got all her digits
ya I'm feeling like a mac daddy
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
So I took out to to a party
and I got her drunk and
she took off her her shirt and
now she's running around topless
All my friends tel me all about
Statatory rape and
I don't want to go to jail
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
Never wanted to go to jail
but here I am sitting in a cell
Never thought I'd be someone's bitch
but he's poking me in the bum right now
I just want to call my mom and go home
I just want to go home
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
I like high school girls
cause no matter how old
I get they stay the very same age
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FRIENDS... lyrics by Josh
Sitting here looking around the room
Wondering what the hell we could do
Maybe we could play a game or too
Monopoly, Twister, or even Clue
Friends
they don't need anything
when they've got eachother
to hold on to
forever and ever and ever
spining around
around and round they go oh
Friends they don't need anything
when they've got eachother
cause love for friends
gets them through
Do you remember Jill and Paul
Cathrine, Barry, I loved them all
These were some of my very special friends
cause when I'm with them I don't
have to pretend who I am
Friends
they don't need anything
when they've got eachother
to hold on to
forever and ever and ever
spining around
around and round they go oh
Friends they don't need anything
when they've got eachother
cause love for friends
gets them through
(I love you too)
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JANELLOPY.. lyrics by Paul
Smelly nelly with a belly full of jelly
lends out a hand to help a new friend
Hikes up her jeans upto her chest
as we walk down the street next to Sally's
Peachfuzz, foresight
Setter wearing wannabe dyke
126 links can't be right
no it can't be right
Out of time without a rhyme
it's a crime I'm raving blue
bleached out, brown eyed dragonfly
and a twistie tie
Peachfuzz, foresight
Setter wearing wannabe dyke
126 links can't be right
no it can't be
Nelly's insecure about her height
what do I do with this little sprite
Put her on perm press
tried but she wouldn't fit
into the machine
She lives in downtown Lewisville
cuts her own hair and her boyfriend too
works down at Dominoes
she's a vegetarian
Peachfuzz, foresight
Setter wearing wannabe dyke
126 links can't be right
no it can't be right
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SWEET 16 PUNK ROCK GIRL... lyrics by Ben backup by
Josh
He's got a little 16 punk rock girl
(I've got a 16 punk rock girl)
You came to our show and
watched me play and
(wo oh wo oh)
you smile at me and
I winked right back and
then I took off my T-shirt and
(whew who)
I wanted to get with you wo oh wo oh
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
And then we went to the coffee shop
(to get some coffee)
You held my hands and I looked into your eyes and
(baby blues)
Then I asked if you'd go out with me
(please say yes)
But then you said no wo oh wo oh
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Punk rock, punk rock, punk rock girl
Punk rock, punk rock, punk rock girl
Punk rock, punk rock, punk rock girl
Punk rock, punk rock, punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
Sweet little 16 punk rock girl
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COAT HANGER.. lyrics by Ben
You're always there when I clean my room and you
help me pick up all of my clothes and you
You are a very special friend
and I want you to know that I'm thanking you
You come out, come out of the closet
come out my very best friend
come out, come out of the closet
come out my very best friend
You helped me pick up all my clothes
including my red shirt and my yellow jacket
and my blue jacket, my sports coat
and my green shirt
You come out, come out of the closet
come out my very best friend
come out, come out of the closet
come out my very best friend
I cleaned my room and I didn't wanna do it
but you helped me out oh no
I cleaned my room and I didn't wana do it
but you helped me out oh no
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HIGH SCHOOL.. lyrics by Paul
Straight up out of High School
I want my American Dream
I wanna get a job, wanna get a life
I want a wife and kids
I don't wanna be a bum forever
I don't wanna play in my band
I don't wanna worry about the push come to shove
I just want to hold the ones I love
Living off of and haning out at Taco Bell
Standed up on Fry Street without a care in the world
take a word from me that's not who you want to be
Listen to mom and pops ya cause they know better than me
Just grab the ones you love
take them by the hand
someone who brings you soup
when you're sick and
cookies when you're feeling down
I just need to know that
I have someone like you
Someone who brings me up
when I'm down and out
who lifts up my spirit
when I'm drowning in doubt
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IHOP.. lyrics by Paul, some changes by Ben
It's Wednesday night I'm drunk again
and cruisin' through Lewisville
it's 3 AM I've got the munchies so where do I go?
Good old IHOP
I walked through the glass doors
I asked myself who's that girl
my little anti-girl
I walked back to your section
you lit up a cigarette
It turned me off but that's alright
cause you've got that hair and I can dig
I can dig on that cause it's you
My little anti-girl
You put out our cigarettes
took out your naval ring
and one of your tongue piercings
baby all of these for me
my little anti-girl
and it's
I-H-O-P
and its
I-H-O-P-E
you love me too
my little anti-girl
and it's you and it's me
my little anti-girl
(wacha want and wachta want and wacha want and wachawacha want and)
my little anti-girl
(wacha want and wachta want and wacha want and wachawacha want and)
my little anti-girl
(wacha want and wachta want and wacha want and wachawacha want and)
my little anti-girl
(wacha want and wachta want and wacha want and wachawacha want and)