This is a conversation i had with my feind Picard (Dez) we used song titles in it but i started it somehow with a band name...

~Ps¥cHoPôGo£uVr~(me)- so whats going on alien sex fiend?

Dez-not much, everlasting cocksucker

me-that's pretty cool, wormboy... so how is everything? good or just Shitty Chicken Gan Bang?

Dez-i'm so sleepy, i want to dissapear

me-too bad you're not User Friendly then you could show me YOUR Long hard Road out of Hell, you sweet little Kiddie Grinder, you!

Dez-my head fucking hurts. i feel i'm going Loco. i wanted to have scabs, guns, and peanut butter for a snack, but i ran out of ammo. can you Get your Gunn?

me-yeah... sure but you know has a gunn now? Mother Inferior got her Gunn! now i'm just waiting for Revelation#9 to come true but the horrible people didn't replace my tourniquet!

Dez-hey, are you busy? i wanna show your organ grinder my little horn. then you'll know why they call me Mister Superstar

me-LOL well then we could probably have Cake and Sodomy couldn't we? but my cake is wrapped in plastic. But we gotta watch out for that Cyclops, he's had his last cup of sorrow and is ready to read Psalm69.

Dez-i think the reflecting god is barbequing outside. it smells like children. i hope so, cause my monkey has a sweet tooth for kinderfeld. it reminds me of back in 1996. it was the minute of decay, and i was busy dancing with the one legged and trying to fuck franky. that white trash pornostar May cause discoloration of the urine or feces.

me-LOL *good one!*
Man this Great big White World is As Bad As It Seems (this is a title by a guy named Hayden). Yesterday, the Man that You Fear, saw The Angel with the Scabbed Wings and did the Dance of the Dope Hats!

Dez-cool!
i went to school one day wearing my Dope hat and i had an apple of sodom in my Lunchbox. i met up with some snake eyes and sissies, and they showed me their mechanical animals. they put on a little dope show and sang an irresponsible hate anthem. i told them that rock is dead, and that they should have sympathy for the parents.

me-that's neat but that guy told me "i don't like the drugs but the drugs like me" and all i could say to him was, " I need the Hands of small children for my love gravey.The guy said, "on the Last Day on earth, you will!" and i told him, "fine its My Own Summer and you can Shove it!" he got so mad he turned Coma White and just went all Posthuman on me! And with The speed of pain he broke my Misery machine!

Dez-good one!
he pissed me off, so i went down in the park on my big truck. i met up with bradley, who was walking his freak on a leash. it was so pretty! he just came back from malibu and brought me some doll parts. he saw a lot of celebrity skin down there, and almost got hit by a bullet with butterfly wings. this made me feel like a zero. i said, "good god! that sounded like there were dead bodies everywhere!"

me-AWESOME!
Some Blind man with a Ball Toungue lost his Helmet in the Bush so i had to give him a Fake one and i said, "wow look at that Devine Clown big Daddy!" and he said, "Stop being so Predictable and Twist my Superbeast so that Living Dead Girl over there will stop stareing!" and i said, "Sure thing but what about the Spookshow, Baby?" and he said, "we'll take the Dragula."

Dez-alright, let me think...

i was Lost and i hade No place to hide. all of a sudden, Mr. Rogers pulls up in his Lowrider. "That Porno Creep Is trying to Kill You" he said. "K@#0%!" I shouted, " I better put on my A.D.I.D.A.S and get Wicked!" i ran up to Daddy, and put a Twist on his Chi. "You better go climb your Shoots and Ladders, you Faget!"

me-i said Twist and Daddy

Dez-you did not, dammit.

me-i did tooo i said "big Daddy" and "twist my Supperbeast"

Dez-YOU DID NOT, OK?

me-I DID TOO! k i'm gonna do one

Dez-GO FOR IT!!!!!

me-Justin over there said, "Its all in the Family so go plant the Seed, its My Gift to you." i said, "all i see is Roots Bloody Roots, maybe i should Reclaim my Place and go all Ratamahatta on you, you Ass Itch." And He said, "Fine i don't need your Lies and Dictatorshit, 'cause Its On!" i said, "Good, 'cause you can Kiss me Where It Smells Funny!" all he could say was, "Why is Everyboday Always Picken on me?" and i told him to Shut Up and that he Going No Where Slow.

Dez-LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! ha hah ha !

me-K your turn

Dez-Spaceboy was sitting on his Rocket one day, when out of nowhere, Luna appears. "eat Mayonaise if you are feeling Soma." she said. "Be My Druidess." i told her. "i'll be your Stumbleine, tonight, tonight." i nibbled on her Jelly Belly as my Hummer ventured where boys fear to tread. "Hit me baby one more time!" she screamed, as my Sweet Sweet Bullet with Butterfly wings went in her Muzzle. "Take me down." i said. " i wanna get it over with Today, ok?" our Bodies were Quiet, as i tried to Disarm her Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. I tried to Reclaim My Place, but the smell of Cameltosis stopped me before i showed her my Silver Fuck. "B.B.K." i said. "what?" she replied. "Big brown kunt" she called for her Cherrie Poppin' Daddies. When they came in, they turned out only to be Barenaked Ladies. "I have One Week to do all of them? cool!" i said.

me-one day while my friend was writting in her diary of a dope fiend she looked over at me and said, "Sweet Dreams are made of this," she was hoding up her Rock 'n' Roll Nigger. I was rather Asleep at the Wheel at the time so i said, "Your only friends are Make Belive" and gave her a big Thunder Kiss in '65 different ways. i thought i was Crazy after i told her ,"i Love you to Death" Than i did the Call of the Zombie and asked her, "What Lerks on Channel X?" and she said, " i know How to Make a Monster." i said "great but I Need To go to sleep."

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