Disclaimer

     Ladies and gentlemen
     Welcome to the disclaimer
     That's right, the disclaimer

     This American apple pie institution
     Known as parental discretion
     Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
     From the lyrics that might actually make you think
     And will also insult your intelligence at the same time

     So protect your family.
     This album contains explicit depictions
     Of things which are real.
     These real things are commonly known as life.
     So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
     If it sounds dangerous,
     Do not try this at home or at all.
     And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.

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