We join the scene after one or two shandy's in a small North London back garden, a bizarre conversation is entered into by two teenage girls...

"But it's not right."
"Why?"
"It's just not, it's a rubbish idea."
"Just because it's a rubbish idea doesn't mean it's not right."
"Yes it does, thats the whole point."
"What point?"
My point is eel's would be crap at karate that's why they shouldn't be allowed to do it, it's to stop them making fool's of themselves."
"How do you know they'd be crap?"
"It's logic."
"Yeah but..."
"NO. LISTEN. THERE SHOULD BE NO EEL KARATE!"
"Ok, but what about snakes?"
"Oh well, snakes are different."
"How?"
"Snakes are hard."

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