Totally useless way of checking "True Love"
Everyone has probably done this at some point in, like, grade 5 but it's so fun and irrelevant I thought I'd put it up anyway.
What you do is add up how many 'T', 'R', 'U', 'E', 'L', 'O', 'V', and 'E's the two of you have in your full names in this way; (assuming your name is Candy Love, which I hope it isn't)
Candy Love- one 'L', one 'O', one 'V' and one 'E'
Micky Dolenz (or George Micheal Dolenz..)- one 'E' (why do magazines never know this?!) one 'L' and one 'O'
Then we add up the amount of the letters you have together- Candy and Micky have two L's, two O's, one V, and two E's.
T-zero L-2
R-zero O-2
U-zero V-1
E-2 E-2
add those all up, in columns as you see...
The "True" column equals 2, The "Love" column equals 7
Which means that together, Candy and Micky= 27% True Love. It's nice to see Micky shant fall in love with a girl with such an extraordinarily slutty name.
Astrological Signs
(stolen from Bliss, a magazine from England, You Confess book)
Pisces; Micky;
Aquarius; Peter;
Capricorn; Davy and Mike;
Easy way to check compatibility...
Who's that boy with that far-away, wistful look in his eyes? Ooh, that's Mr. Pisces and he's such a dreamer...
*Trustworthy or not?
He'll drown you in a sea of romance, bombarding you with flowers and slushy compilation tapes. What more can a girl ask for? Well, a firm grip on reality is always a bonus, but kiss that goodbye with Mr. Fishface. He'll exaggerate about anything and everything to impress you. So that flashy sports car he's always on about- it's just one of his Tonka Toys.
Fancy a bit of the wacky laddy, do you? Well yes, that's him, the one wearing the long, flowing cape and reciting poetry
*Trustworthy, or not?
Alright, he may have posters of Swampy on his wall, but just 'cause he fancies himself as an eco-warrior, but that doesn't mean he's beaten his bad-boy ways. He likes his girls strong and serious, but he bores easily, so you may find yourself chucked on his ever-increasing scrapheap of lost causes if he thinks you're not worth the bother. Charming!
He's the slightly snooty one at the back of the class, but even that hasn't stopped you from admiring him from a distance, has it?
*Trustworthy, or not?
This one's a bit of a cool cucumber. But inside he's a bubbling cauldron of unrequited passion, but if you so much as say 'hiya' he'll give a look like you told him he had BO. Underneath, he's a real pussycat, though, waiting to pounce. Trouble is, he's so repressed you'll never know what he really feels about you.
