#1)Which Monkee would look best in Pink Bunny PJ's?
52% Peter (the ORIGINAL owner..)
17% Mike
17% Micky
13% Davy
And Pet-ah is STILL in the lead. Whaddid I tell ya. He who comes first, looks worst.. Um, better make that best..

#2)If a Monkee told you swallowing razor blades is good for you, would you do it?
30% yes
75% no
4% skipped this pathetic excuse for a question
The doctors of the world unite in a cry of gratitude that the yes answers went down

#3)Would you be absolutly thrilled if a Monkee sneezed on you, knowing you may have caught some of his GLORIOUS germs?
74% yes
26% no
Ok, next question, who says the Monkees don't sneeze enough? I say we start a "we want your phlegm" petition

#4)If Davy wanted a girl shorter than he was, would you take an ax, cut off your legs up to the knees, and wear fake feet to win his heart?
17% yes
83% no
Poor Davy, geuss he better start thinking tall girls are "kinda groovy" again

#5)If the Monkees promoted something totally useless, like armhair combs, would you go out and buy several dozen anyway?
48% only one dozen
30% yes
22% no
Monkee Armhair combs are now availiable, from me, at the low low cost of 50 bucks apiece

#6)What do you think when you see the Monkees together in bed for the haunted house inheritence eppy?
91% Is there room for one more?!
9% Aw, isn't that CUTE
0% Aren't they too old for slumber parties
This tells me 1) People are honest and 2) You are NEVER too old for a slumber party. *related point* Why do the Monkees always wear their shoes to bed?

#7)How would you remove something stuck in your back teeth?
65% Use a Monkee *EG*
30% Use dental floss
5% Use a toothpick
I see some people (35% in fact) didn't quite understand what "Use a Monkee" implied. Oh well, their loss

#8)Lets say you have a Monkee over to your house, and in a fit of craziness, he knocked over your fave ornament, and broke it. What do you do?
39% Would fogive their monkee, accidents happen!
43% Would do a Beavis and Butthead and SPANK their Monkee
13% Would scold them and not give them ANY dessert
Well, I geuss some of you had a "mind in the gutter" association with dessert. You wouldn't want to deprive them of that kind, now would ya?

#9)If a Monkee had to be your dentist, who would you trust MOST with a drill and needle?
52% Mike
22% Davy
13% Peter
13% Micky
Poor Micky, so untrusted. Probably because he would be too busy playing with the cool chairs that go up, down, backwards, and side to side. Can you blame him?

#10)If you had a choice between 5 million and a Monkee, which would you pick?
48% The Monkee!
35% I wouldn't be able to decide..
17% The 5 million!
How could you people decide? Strange STRANGE people..

#11)I your Monkee told you he'd marry you IF and ONLY if you shaved you head, would you do it?
83% yes
17% no
Bring on them there sissors!!

#12)Has your main hobby become trying to measure the exact lengh of Micky's nose?
61% no
35% No, I'm too busy trying to measure the exact lengh of DAVY'S nose
4% yes
Poor Micky. No one cares how long your nose is. Hmm.. perhaps I should have picked some other body part? Such as, oh, arm, leg... *VEG*

#13)If Mike for some bizzare reason, cut off his finger and was selling it, would you buy it?
43% yes
39% It depends on how much it costs
13% no
What would you DO with a severed finger pray tell?

#14)Have you noticed that Micky's fly is half open at the beggining of Alias Micky Dolenz?
65% No, but, uh, I think I'm going to watch that Right Now!!
13% No, don't be perverse
13% Yes, because my eyes naturally gravitate to that area
4% Yes, someone told me
I see 13% of you are rather prudish

#15)How many concerts have you been to?
43% None, pity me
48% One or two
4% under 10
5% 106, 107.. do solo concerts count?
Look at all the lucky concert-goers. What about me? I mean, I look over my shoulder twice daily. I'm starting to wonder if that was a big, fat, lie.

#16)Do you find yourself wearing green woolly hats every day, regardless of the weather?
48% Yes, the are the latest in headgear
22% Not when it's raining
26% No, I prefer sunglasses and ties
Oh, fashion statement s are slowly moving otward the tie with sunglasses ensemble

#17)Have you, on more than one occasion, electrocuted yourself by trying to kiss your TV screen?
74% No, only one, I learned my lesson. Anyway, posters are much nicer
22% Yes, I can't deny it
4% skipped this question..
I got an idea, electric shook proof TV's! Hunh? Hunh! How's about it?!

#18)Are you more than willing to wake up at 5am on a Saturday, for the sole purpose of watching an episode that not only have you already seen, but that you have on tape?
39% Yes, but where *I* live the Monkees aren't played at 5am
35% No, I'd stay up all night, in anticipation
26% Yes, and I've done it too
I must admit, I'm in the category that has gotten up at 5am. My only problem was the darn show wasn't ON *screams*

#19)Do you often find yourself gazing at your white out lovingly, because a little bit of Mike is in there, figuratively speaking of course.
61% *sigh* you said Mike
26% I prefer to think a little bit of Mike is in there LITERALLY speaking, so I drink the Liquid Paper
9% *sigh* you said Liquid Paper
I wonder if I've given any little children the idea to drink their Liquid Paper. I wonder if it's posionous..*faints in terror at what whe has done*

#20)Speedo
65% *drool*
30% Hunh? Isn't that a swimsuit? Why is it on a Monkees survey?
I feel EXTREMLY sorry for 30% of the population.

#21)Who is more likely to win Micky's heart, Kokani or Daisy?
45% Daisy
45% Kokani
Firstly.. more people should vote! and secondly, more people should vote for ME!! ME!!

#22)Who has the better questions, Kokani or Daisy?
40% Daisy
40% Kokani
Again, VOTE!! and vote for ME!! It *is* my page after all *puppy dog eyes at all who have not yet voted*

Well, that's it. I will update this page as more results come in..