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Annabelle's Marriage!
Awwwwww! How cute!
The following people are the main roles of this wedding:
Priest -- Mr. Dole Jansen ("Bite Me")
Adam Bolor ("The Bolldogg")
Soon to be Mellisa Bolor (Bride to be)
Annabelle's Best man (Don 'The Man' Pompson)
Mellisa's Bridesmaid (Kathy, we call her)
Cool Cat Chris (Goes to the reception and gets funky)
Slimy 'Jealous' Sahere
It was a wild ceremony. With onlookers amazed, Adam kissed his wife for the first time as the entire Concert Hall cried from sheer joy at seeing Adam happy(A very unusual site, I must add). Mr. Jansen decided that he would do the ceremony in his own way instead of the normal, boring stuff. He said he would add a little flare to the wedding and pronounce the wedding vows while releasing himself(As to what this means, the reader can only wonder). So the entire ceremony was done while Mr. Jansen 'released' himself. Adam kissed the bride in a spot I am not at liberty to reveal, which made the entire crowd gasp with amazement. The reception was where things got really interesting. Cool Cat Chris and Don 'The Man' Pompson decided that Kathy was the woman for them. Each took their turns fighting over her until Cool Cat Chris gave up and funked around the room looking for someone else. Slimy 'Jealous' Sahere told Don 'The Man' Pompson that Kathy was all his. When Don said that she chose to dance with him, Sahere exploded and yelled, "I told you she's mine. Everything I say is right and anything you say is wrong. I'll mailbomb you if you don't make her like me!! I'll kill you all."(He was very drunk, as that was the kind of person he was). He then said, "Goodnight mommy" and toppled headfirst into the cake, smashing pumpkins everywhere(It was pumpkin wedding cake). Cool Cat Chris meanwhile danced with a 22 year old blond woman who smacked him so hard when he tried to do something(I won't tell you what) that he landed on top of Adam's wife. His head bobbed to the music involuntarily, thereby making the scene worse. Bolor was so mad he threw Cool Cat Chris out the window. Adam then ran, with his new wife, to the limo and it steamed and bounced as the driver drove the car off.
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