Movie Reviews
What my opinions are of the recent movies hitting the box office
This might not be updated regularly, don't worry, I'll get around to it. (Is this ever an understatement. I'm gonna start anew with these)
Josh's Movie Rating System
********** - Get out and see this damn thing, NOW (10)
********* - Wow (9)
******** - Fantastic (8)
******* - Really good (7)
****** - Pretty good (6)
***** - Well...... (5)
**** - It could have been better (4)
*** - Ughhh (3)
** - I paid money for this? (2)
* - WTF was going through the f**king directors mind? (1)
None - Don't even ask
Note: Comedies are hard to judge, because they're for amusement, so don't be too harsh on those. Usually just a 6.
The New Box Office Smashes (or not)
X-Files - ******** (8)
Dirty Work - ******* (7)
Deep Impact - **** (4) (It was entertaining)
Truman Show - ******* (7)
Wild Things - ***** (5) (Nice Plot twists, even if unbelieveable)
As Good As it Gets - ******* (7)
US Marshalls - ****** (6)
The Big Hit - * (1) (If you see this, I will shoot you)
Pretty Old Movies
Sphere - ******* (7)
LA Confidential - ********* (9)
Good Will Hunting - ******** (8)
Titanic - ******* (7)
5th Element - ******** (8)
Men In Black - ******* (7)
Air Force One - ******* (7)
Contact - ****** (6)
Event Horizon - **** (4)
Batman & Robin - * (1)
Devil's Advocate - ********* (9)
Playing God - ***** (5) (Stick to the X-Files)
Money Talks - ****** (6)
Tomorrow Never Dies - ***** (5) (GoldenEye was better)
Half-Baked - ***** (5)
These rated over a year ago
Con Air - **** (4)
The Lost World - **** (4)
The Frighteners - ******* (7)
Absolute Power - *** (3)
The Devil's Own - ****** (6)
The Relic - ***** (5) (It served it's purpose, I guess)
Braveheart - ********** (10)
12 Monkeys - ********** (10)
Star Wars: The Special Edition - ********* (9)
The Empire Strikes Back - ******** (8)
The Rock - ******* (7)
Mission Impossible - ******** (8)
Star Trek : First Contact - ********* (9)
Heat - * (1)
From Dusk till Dawn - None
A Time to Kill - ******** (8)
Independence Day - ****** (6)
DragonHeart - **** (4) (A major disappointment)
Eraser - **** (4)
Happy Gilmore - ****** (6)
Beavis and Butthead Do America - ****** (6)
Chain Reaction - ***** (5)
BulletProof - ****** (6)
True Lies - ******* (7)
Clear and Present Danger - ******** (8)
Mars Attacks - ******* (7) (Very funny)
Daylight - None
Romeo and Juliet (The new version) - * (1)
Scream - **** (4)
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