------- New element discovered - Administratium -------
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The heaviest element known to
science was recently discovered. The element,
tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and
thus has an
atomic number of 0. However it does have 1 Neutron, 128 Assistant
Neutrons,
75 Vice-Neutrons and 111 Assistant Vice- Neutrons. This gives it
an atomic
weight of 315. These 315 particles are held together in a nucleus
by a force
that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles
called Morons.
Since it has no electrons,
Administratium, is inert. However, it can be
detected chemically as it impedes every other reaction with which
it comes
into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of
Administratium
caused one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it
would
normally occur in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal life
of approximately 3 years, at which time it
does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization in which
Assistant
Neutrons, Vice-Neutrons and Assistant Vice-Neutrons exchange
places. Some
studies have shown that the atomic weight actually increases
after each
reorganization.
Research at other laboratories
indicates that Administratium occurs naturally
in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such
as
government, large companies, health facilities and universities;
and will
often be found in the newest, best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that
Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of
concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions
where it is
allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how
Administratium
can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to
date are not
promising.
Many politicians and bureaucrats
are doing their utmost to curtail the
freedom of the Internet as well as to reduce liberty in other
ways. One of the most
powerful strategies for curtailing their run-amok power is to
ridicule them.
The less power they have, the less able they are to violate our
freedoms and
liberties.
Please repost this message far and
wide. If you don't pass this message on to
at least 10 people within the next 10 days, a pound of
Administratium will
descend upon you and turn you into a sloth.
I know one woman who received this
message and just deleted it. Within the
hour a pound of Administratium descended upon her. It now takes
her 13
seconds to make one keystroke on her keyboard -- and it takes her
5 hours to read a
message like this.