You probably can't imagine,
It's as simple as can be
This place is rather private
The players, he and she.
She whispered will it hurt?
Of course not, he replied
It's a simple project,
Lay back and close your eyes.
She said I'm rather frightened,
I've never done this before.
He wanted to continue
It wouldn't hurt much more
Its becoming rather painful,
As tears rolled down her eyes,
It's hurting something awful,
It must be quite a size!
Calm yourself, my darling,
As the feeling holds in your spine,
Open up more slightly,
So I can get more inside.
Suddenly with a jump
She gave a little shout
Now that it was over
He slowly pulled it out.
If you read this carefully
A dentist chair you'll find
It's not what you were thinking

It's just your dirty mind!


WHAT AM I????

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,PULSING SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,

IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG

GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,

READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

.....TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you thinking?

You PERVERT!


My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!


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