How to treat a floppy disk

1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk
   and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up
   and stored in pencil holders
   
2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week.
   Microscopic metal particles can be removed by waving a powerful magnet over
   the surface of the disk. Any stubborn metallic shavings can be removed with
   scouring powder and soap. When waxing diskettes, make sure application is
   even. This will allow the diskettes to spin faster, resulting in better
   access time
   
3. Do not fold diskettes unless they do not fit in the drive. "Big"
   diskettes may be folded and used in "little" disk drives
   
4. Never insert a disk into the drive upside down. The data can fall off the
   surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the
   drive
   
5. Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through the xerox machine.
   If your data is going to need to be backed up, simply insert two diskettes
   together into the drive. Whenever you update a document, the data will be
   recorded on both diskettes
   
6. Diskettes should not be inserted into or removed from the drive while the
   red light is flashing. Doing so could result in smeared or possibly
   unreadable text. Occasionally the red light continues to flash in what is
   known as a "hung" or "hooked" state. If your system is "hooking" you, you
   will probably need to insert a few coins before being allowed to access the
   disk drive
   
7. If your diskette is full and you need more storage space, remove the disk
   from the drive and shake vigorously for two minutes. This will pack the data
   enough (Data Compression) to allow for more storage. Be sure to cover all
   the openings with scotch tape to prevent loss of data
   
8. Data access time can be greatly improved by cutting more holes in the
   diskette jacket. This will provide more simultaneous access points to the disk
   
9. Never use scissors and glue to manually edit documents. The data stored
   is much too small to be seen with the naked eye, and you may end up with
   data from some other document stuck in the middle of your document. Razor
   blades and scotch tape may be used, provided the user is equipped with an
   electron microscope
   
10. Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs
    from spreading
    

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