NEW TRAFFIC SIGNS

I was riding
my bicycle.
When I saw a
woman lying down.
We fooled around. Until she was ready.
First she opened
one leg.
Then the other... I put it in. She complemented
me on my size...
...and weight. After a lot of
coming and going...
...we tried different
styles...
...and speeds.
When I reached the
point of no return...
...she shouted
"STOP!"
She said she
wasn't on the pill.
My exitement died.
Nine months later
she phoned from
the hospital.
I was a father. My world collapsed. I now walk.

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