Let me bring you up to speed, my name is Dave Wittmer. I live in Upton Massachusetts, which is a suburb of Boston; excellent! I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing i'd call a career. Let me put it this way, i have a an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Ok, i live with my parents which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least i have an amazing cable access show, and i still know how to party. But what i'd really love, is to do Dave's World for a living. It might happen! Sheah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt! Ah the merth mobile...This section of my homepage is solely dedicated to Wayne's World. If any of you have tried searches on the internet for Wayne's World material, you know there isn't much. I found one that has a bunch of facts and funnt stuff. It even lets you contibute to the page! Check it out: IMD's Wayne's World Page This funny and entertaining movie deserves much more credit! My favorite character in the movie is definitley Garth. All of his gizmos, his car, his shyfulness, his creativity (with donuts!) and his taste in women! Garth is the man! This page is just here to let us all enjoy the wonderful movie WAYNE'S WORLD!
"Extreme close up, whooaaaaaaaaaaaah!" -Wayne, then Garth, then Wayne again!
"Sheah, and monkies might fly out of my butt." - Wayne
"I'm giving you a no honk guarantee" -Wayne
"It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine" -Wayne
I found most of these pics on the net so if I shouldn't be posting them email me.
