Prepare for a series of comfortable
miracles
from fasting to feasting
And life to you is a dashing, bold
adventure.
So sing, and rejoice.
And look for the dream that keeps
coming back, your future
Pat yourself on the back and give
yourself a handshake
Cuz everithing is not yet lost....
Does life seem worthwile to you?
HERE´S HOW TO ORDER!
YES, mhm...
Now for next question:
Does emotional music, have quite
an effect on you?
Do you feel sometimes that
age is against you?
Sing, and rejoice.
Yes, that interesting
but tell me, do you often seen
a whiskle just for fun.
I-I can help, I can help you, I can help you help youself!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
HERE’S HOW TO ORDER!
Varicose, Comatose, Senile.
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2. Caffeine
Pour shame all over us ,
harder into a crust
--------cement--------
Forget the glamour and, mumble
a jackhammer
--------under your breath--------
Hide your face in the curtains
Better unsaid, so close
And it rolls of the tongue, ALMOST.
The world expects the pose, perfectly
natural
---------lossen up---------
Smearing wet concrete, and swearing
you’ll never be
---------caught---------
At your weakeast, etched in stone
And we’re frozen here, peaking
ALMOST, sweet talk, CAFFEINE.
Make Contact, up to my neck,
I confess in Quicksand.
"But it’s so easy for you"
" There’s always one thing"
" Do you have something to tell
me?"
"Say something", "Anything"
I’m warning you, I’m warning you,
I’m fucking you, I’m warning you
"Relax", "It’s just a phase"
"You’ll grow out of it"
Believe anything, anyone ever tells
you
It’s not funny anymore...
It’s the thing you hate the most....
The thing you hate tthe most...
the thing you hate ALMOST.
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Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I’m thirtysomething.
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife Crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down trough the family tree...
You’re perfect, yes, it’s true
But without me you are only you
(you are only...)
Your menstruating heart
It ain’t bleedin’ enough for two.
It’s a Midlife Crisis.
What an inheritance
the salt and the kleenex
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back.
A litle discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion.
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife Crisis
I’m a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee.
It’s a Midlife.............. Crisis.....
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Backside melts into the sofa
My world, my TV, and my food
Besides listening to my gurgle,
Ain’t much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
MHM OH AH SHEET OH
Pants fall down every time I bend
over
And my feet itch
Yeah -- I married a scarecrow.
I hate you
Talkin’ to myself
Everybody’s starin’ at me
I’m only bleeding.
Someone taps me on the shoulder
every five minutes
Nobody speaks English anymore
Would anybody tell me if I was
getting stupider?
I hate you
Talkin’ to myself
You don’t feel it after awhile
You take the beating.
I’m a swingin’ guy
Throw a belt over the shower curtain
rod
And swing ------ Toss me inside
a hefty
And put me in the ground.
A drink needs me
-I don’t-
I ain’t about to guzzle no tears
So kiss my ass
Newscasters, cockroachs, and deserts.
Where are the kids?------ oh I don’t
know
Maybe pregnant or on drugs or on
welf
Are on top of the world,
On the honor roll on paroleon the
Dodgers on the back of milk cartoon
Son takes in the middle of cornfield
Son covers of future history books
on old lady’s mantles walkin’ on
water nailedon crosses
I think it’s time I had a talk
wih my kids
I’ll juss tell’em what my daddy
told me:
You ain’t never gonna amount to
nothin’.
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5. Smaller
and Smaller
Drought makes the worker dreams
Muscles and fields of green
Shovel the last few crumbs of generosity
Open heart, open mind, open mouth,
open vein
Drain,
Someday the rains will come
My blistered hands tell me
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Bite, Bite, Bite, Cry.......
Smaller and Smaller and smaller
I’ll keep coming back, smaller
and smaller and smaller
Squash me, smaller and smaller
and smaller
Under the charity, smaller and
smaller and smaler
Under the topsoil, smaller and
smaller and smaller
Under the tingernail, smaller and
smaller and smaller
Then small becomes all becomes
all........
Bite, Bite, Bite, Cry.
It's not a mirage
It's not a mirage
Trickling downward, trickling downward
It's not a mirage
Drain, Drain.
Bite, Bite, Bite, Cry.
Shovel the last few crumbs of generosity.
Smaller and smaller and smaller
and smaller and smaller.........
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(So hapy.....)
Things worked out better than we
had planed
Capital from boy, woman and man
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime.
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves.
A bouncing little baby
A shiny copper penny.
And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight in friends.
Baby became a fat nickel so fast
Then came puberty......Exponentially
Soon our boy became a million.
People loved him so
And help him to grow
Everyone knew the thing that was
best
Of course, he must invest.
A penny won’t do.
But he made us proud
He made us rich
But how were we to know he’s counterfeit.
Now everithing’s ruined.
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The crowd roars
It’s deep and so unhealthy
Ther rest you know
I’ll feel the hands that feet me.
Cold hands. Your hands
Cover my mouth
While I’m staring into bright lights.
Applause.
The crowd roars
The rest you know
Ten lovers violating.
Cured, discharged
Reach back inside.
Knucle white
Ruffle white.
The crowded roars
They ruined and repaired me
The rest you know
The hands removed the bad thing
Miracle.
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8. Kindergarten
Return to my own vomit like a dog
Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
Carve my inttials in a tree, I
will never leave
Maybe one day I’ll be royalty.
Kingdom, kindergarten.
Born late, will I graduate?
Drinking fountains are shorter than
they used to be
The swings on the playground don’t
even fit me anymore
Folklore:
Nobody’s supposed to believe in
the next grade
Write it a hundred times.
Kingdom, kindergarten.
Waiting
Bells not ringing.
Everithings got quit suddenly; no
dolby
And the theatre is empty
Film is flapping on the side of
the protector
The rell is over
Banished with my sticky shoes and
stinging eyes
I’m walking outside.
Kingdom, kindergarten.
Born late, will I graduate?
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9. Be Aggressive
I started this
It’s all for me, what yours is
mine and mine is mine,that’s plain to see
So give it up
I’ve got to have.
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow.
Be aggressive, B-e aggressive
B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
What someone else (someone else)
Would leave behind,and spit it
out, let go to waste, I claim as mine
You’re my flavor (my flavor)
of the week.
......I swallow.......I swallow.....
......Aggressive, Aggressive, Aggressive....
Tall and reckless
Ugly seed, reach down my throat,
you filthy bird, that’s all I need
This empty pit, I’ve got to feed,
To prove I’m fit, A helthy man, I’ve got to be
Malnutrition, my submision, you
are the master, and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation, tribulation
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow,
I swallow
Be aggressive. B-e aggressive
B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
Go, Fight, Go, Fight, Go, Fight,
Go, Fight, Win.
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A hierarchy
Spread out on the night stand
The spirit of team
Salvation is another chance.
A sore loser
Yelling with my mouth shut.
A cracking portrait
The fondling of trophies
The null of losing
Can you afford that luxury?.
A sore winner
But I’ll just keep my mouth shut.
It shouldn’t bother me
But it does.
The small victories
The cankers and medallions
Tee let on my flames
They keep me thinking that someday.
I might beat you
But I‘ll just keep my mouth shut.
.
It shouldn’t bother me
But it does.
If I speak at one constant volume,
at one constant pitch,
At one constant rhythm, right into
your ear, you still won’t hear.
You still won’t hear.
You still won’t hear....
(You still won’t hear...)
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...Nine, sweit, eight, eleven, zero, two......
Sink the eight ball
Buy the lady a drink
And nobody knows my name
Bodies float up
From the bottom of the river
Like bubbles in fine champagne.
He’s the one, no doubt
Walking on a tightrope
He’s the one, no doubt.
Got a gash on my head
And a grin on my face
And a shadow called danger
Hidin’ in the sheets
And on the streets
In the heart of every stranger.
Here he comes, look out
We´re dependin’ on you
Here he comes, look out.
Sweat on the brow
And a tap on the phone
And lives are on the line
Pick up the briefcase
On a high speed chase
Breathin’ by the roll of the dice.
Reachin’ up to the top
Teach the world a lesson
Reachin’ up to the top.
"In regards to
My usage of the drug.....
It modified my personality
to the extent that I was
Highly irritable."
"I was like a crack hitler"
Keep up the fight
And in the wink of an eye
Never give up
Ooh....ahh....
Look out.
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12. Jizzlobber
They will sum it all up in a sentence
A verdict made by those who know
I'm ready to make a commitment
I'm willing to make love to concrete
Smiles, bruises, smiles, bruises
Bars in the womb
I hide the dirty minutes under
my dirty mattress and they are making me itch
My time
Is spilt milk.
My skin is a layer of soot
I’m spending my days scrubbing
I’m trying so hard to act like
nothing happened
(No one left to blame)
I’m trying so hard to find that
fresh, clean smell
(No one left to blame).
Smiles, bruises, smiles, bruises
Bars in the womb
I hide the dirty minutes under
my dirty mattress and they are making me itch
My time
Is spilt milk.
Cruel words sleep above me
Mounting and teasing
I am what I’ve done
I am what I’ve done
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
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(Instrumental)
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14. Easy (by
Lionel Richie)
Know it sounds funny but I just
can't stand the pain
Girl I'm leaving you tomorrow
Sems to me girl you know I've done
all I can
You see I begged, stole and I borrowed
Yeah, uhuuuu ! ! !
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
I wanna be high
So high
I wanna be free to know the things
I do are right
I wanna be free
Just me, Oh baby ........
uh ! !
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
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