The Adventures of Chlorine Man

It wasn't long ago

When he was only 19

He was goofing around

He was tryin to be seen

Mean people were there

Standing out on the street

The mean people got mad

And pushed him off of his feet

AND NOW.....

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He feel into a pool

And now he has a lot of drool

And they know him as Chlorine Man

He has super powers

He can make your eyes burn

Crime has ruled the city

But now it's justice's turn

He called the papers

His powers brought him fame

If you are ever in trouble

Just call his name

AND THE PEOPLE SAID...

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He fell into a pool

And he has a lot of drool

And they know him as Chlorine Man

He was out to lunch

The day he got the call

"Bad Guy is on the loose again

Can you save us all?"

Chlorine man left immediately

And got on Bad Guy's trail

But Bad guy made a trap for him

That was sure to make him fail

AND BAD GUY SAID...

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He fell into a pool

And now he has a lot of drool

And they know him as Chlorine Man

Bad guy had him stooped in his tracks

Chlorine man had no where to turn

So he turned around and spat in bad guys face

Made his eyes itch and burn

YOU DID IT CLORINE MAN

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He's Chlorine Man

He fell into a pool

And he has a lot of drool

And he isn't old school

And he'll beat you in a duel

And the kids think he's cool

And he never is a fool

And they know him as Chlorine Man

Ode to Jen Shine

By: SLAMP

Adrian Bischoff

By: Mike Glaser

If there's ever a day when you wanna leave it all

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

From up above your problems seem small

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

Like a bird on an Autumn day

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

Get up and go far far away

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(oh.....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(Oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

It's at a price that you can afford

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

So pack a bag and get on board

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

In seconds you will soar to the sky

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

So kiss that old life of yours goodbye

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(Oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

You'll see sky for miles and miles

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

And a flight crew wearing great big smiles

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

The pilot will tell you to buckle your belt

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

Or you'll have a pain like you've never felt

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(Oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

You'll go faster than the speed of sound

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

In half the time you'll touch the ground

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

If a loved one calls for you to come

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

Aircore 40 will take you too and from

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

(Oh....)

Aircore 40

(It's fun to take a ride on Aircore 40)

By: Jimmy Cramer

Who said

Penguins couldn't fly

Why not

Why o why o why

Who built the stone hedge

Who o who o who

Why is the sky

So bright and blue

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

Where is Noah's Ark

Where o Where o Where

Why can't they find it

Did they search over there

Why do they limit my freedom of speech

Why o why o why

Give it back you blood sucking leech

Bye o bye o bye

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

Why are there people

Who are so afraid of clowns

Clowns are good things

They get rid of our frowns

Why are there so many religions

Who's to say what's wrong or right

Why must we disagree

Why must we fight

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

And where are all the answers

By: Mike Glaser

You're a rabbit

And you're becoming my habit

So I think I better nab it

And make her my RABBIT

You're taking my life away

And all I've got to say

Is I'm ganna make you pay

RABBIT

You think you can hide from me

As if I can not see

But this is how it'll be

RABBIT

It's time to say goodbye

You take and I cry

Why do I even try

RABBIT

You've got soft white skin

But there's evil within

But I'm gonna win

RABBIT

At first I liked you

But now you gotta shoo

Cause I don't like what you do

RABBIT

Well It's a rabbit

And I think I'm ganna grab it

And then I might stab it

YOU'RE MY RABBIT

YOU'RE MY RABBIT

YOU'RE MY RABBIT

YOU'RE MY RABBIT

I've never felt this way before

To live these dreams we've had in store

Our friendship has just crossed the line

And now is my chance

Only say the word and I will come to you

You've shown your love in many ways

I've closed my eyes to ease the pain

Now there is no turning back

And I can not say

Only say the word and I will come to you

You know that I will never leave you

I can't believe our mystery is through

I see you slipping through my hands

And I can't seem to admit that it's true

I can't explain just how I feel

But what we have is something real

A broken heart can't break again

It takes time to heal

Only say the word and I will come to you

Only say the word and I will come to you

Only say the word and I will come to you

By: Mike Glaser

Twice the dosage now I'm a beast

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

My heart's to the west but I'm headed East

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

I don't need anybody's opinion

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

I don't want to stop and listen

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

Look upon that desert road and see as I do see

It's Doctor Cheese on two wheels headed for a great big tree

Yes I can see him now he's riding into the night

His feet are locked his eyes point out soon he will take a flight

People have called me crazy many times before

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

I'm giving up I can't take much more

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

Two wheels and a seat hold my destiny

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

I'll touch the future before the future touches me

I'm riding a bike

Yeah riding a bike

I remember he lived alone on top of "Glooslaw Hill"

The kids would come to break some glass it was it was a great big thrill

Seems to me he's takin a turn life for him is something new

I'd sure like to help the old man but there's nothing we can do

Take me away

Tear me away

I can try but I don’t' see why I was ripped away forever

By: Mike Glaser

Last night I ate burritos

Last night

I ate Burritos

Last night I ate burritos

Last night

I ate burritos

Last night I did Mrs. Olack

A favor

Last night I did Mrs. Olack

A favor (oh yeah!)

She

Has a pianist

She

Has a pianist

She....

Has a pianist

That's good

Oh good

That's good

Good

That's good good good

That's good

That's good

That's good

That's good

That's good

Good

So good

It's good

By: SLAMP

Crankin out the big balls ( x 15)

(Sounds of chaos)

Shine On

Shine On

Adrian

(HONK)

Floor

By: Jimmy Cramer

Went to lunch one day

It was like a really bad dream

Didn't know what to get

So I get vanilla ice cream

I go over to the snack line

And tell her what I need

She prepares the cone

And hands it to me

And then it fell on the floor

And I wanted more

And then it fell on the floor

And I wanted more

I can not believe

The mess right on the floor

I am still hungry

So I go back for more

I go up to the front of the line

And tell her what has occurred

I ask for a new cone

She says "You don't get no more!"

Can I please have some more

I said it fell on the floor

Can I please have some more

I said it fell on the floor

She says,

"You don't get another

Unless you pay!"

I have to give her the money

Or I'll be hungry the rest of the day

So I get the new cone

And go back to my seat

I take the first lick

And it falls down to my feet

Yes it happened once more

I said it fell on the floor

Yes it happened once more

I said it fell on the

Alls I wanted was an ice cream cone

(All he wanted was an ice cream cone)

Alls I wanted was an ice cream cone

(All he wanted was an ice cream cone)

Alls I wanted was an ice cream cone

(All he wanted was an ice cream cone)

Alls I wanted was an ice cream cone

(All he wanted was an ice cream cone)

This really sucks

(This really sucks)

Worse than your mother

(Worse than your mother)

Why does this always happen to me

(Why does this always happen to him)

Why are you repeating

(Why am I repeating)

Every word that I say

(Every word that you say)

Why are you repeating

(I'll tell you why)

Every word that I say

(Cause I'm the back up singer)