Bigger head, you've got no bread in our house
Now look how you have got like this
Now they sleep in separate bedrooms, oh
Since they missed the jackpot on Family Fortunes
Yeah, oh yeah

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
You buy a box and call it home
You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
Been a secret lemonade drinker, wanker, oh

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go?

Wake up and look at all these things I bring you
Living on the hand outs you collect in a cake tin

How long, how long to go?
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone.....