he'll be your taxloss lover from liverpool
taxloss lover if the truth be told
taxloss lover still lives in the war
taxloss lover touching 74
ah come back to me we want your money, 
taxloss
come back to me we want your money, 
taxloss

we think you are stupid
we give you money cos our assets are fluid, yeah
we'll sell you down the river
just remember that we said we'd deliver 
you

sign on the line and we'll give you the money
and then youll be mine 
and well fly somewhere sunny
and you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory
you were a taxloss,
come back to me we want your money, 
taxloss

he'll be your taxloss lover and his name is bert
your taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
taxloss lover into kinky sex
your taxloss lover wears a cracking dress
ah come back to me we want your money, 
taxloss
ah come back to me we want your money, 
taxloss

we think you are stupid
we give you money cos our assets are fluid, yeah
we'll sell you down the river
just remember that we said we'd deliver 
you.........

yooohoooo.....

taxloss mud rock junk pop chart hop 
mop top sweat shop who'd you nick your cliche off