Matt Conway - 01/03/00 04:17:32 My URL:http://www.homestead.com/conwayisgod My Email:g0008@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: none i let them free Your mental disabilities: Lotz Your favorite Spice Girl: Spice Who?

Comments: What about me? Lol See yah dude i am moving to hawaii next summer. I am at the top of the street

David Laudenslager - 11/21/99 22:58:40 My URL:http://www.morbidmidget.com My Email:rdnckdingo@yahoo.com # of slaves owned: 2.5 Favorite Midgets song: pain Your Internet password: ****** Your mental disabilities: tremors,lazy eye, the benz Your favorite Spice Girl: scary spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: what pants?

Comments: Your web page sucks as and what kind of name is midgets in a dufflebag, I'd like to smack the dipshit who came up with that name. Also that fat bastard Sean put napkins on my car.

Eileen Carroll - 11/20/99 04:01:44 My URL:http://slapdick.com My Email:eyedog12@prodigy.net # of slaves owned: 12 niggas Favorite Midgets song: we rep. the lollipop gill Your Internet password: fartass Your mental disabilities: terets Your favorite Spice Girl: I prefer the New Kids # of times you've been caught w/out pants: lost count

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Tornello - 11/19/99 13:52:54 My URL:http://yo yo.com My Email:keephcreal@aol.com Favorite Midgets song: midgets in da house Your Internet password: 12345 Your mental disabilities: im sexy Your favorite Spice Girl: sexy # of times you've been caught w/out pants: too many

Comments: yo huth what up im not wearin pants ..aght l8r reaentment in da house

JOE MAZZONE - 11/12/99 03:05:25 My URL:DONT HAVE ONE My Email:X34THWARD@AOLCOM # of slaves owned: EVERY ONE IN MY REALM Favorite Midgets song: UNFORGIVEN Your Internet password: I SIGNED THIS CAUSE I CAN Your mental disabilities: DEFINITELY Your favorite Spice Girl: ILL FORGET YOU ASKED THAT # of times you've been caught w/out pants: VANILLA ICE ICE BABY TO GO

Comments: WHY MUST THERE BE COCO MONKEYS FLOWING ALL OVER MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND LIZARDS CHIILLIN IN OUR PLACES OF BUSINESS?? why is there sucha conspiracy??

heidi - 11/11/99 17:14:06 My URL:http://icecreamparlour.net My Email:girl@icecreamparlour.net

Comments: i don't remember the last time i signed your guestbook. years and years ago. i'm being bad. i skipped my classes this morning. i don't want to go to school anymore. it sucks my ass. anyway... you should work. then you can say hi to ME! you know you love me. oh well. i guess i'll see you later babe.

Mike barlow - 11/07/99 12:46:22 My URL:http://clix.to/poolhallbrawl My Email:Udhrdcr@aol.com Favorite Midgets song: pain Your mental disabilities: name some Your favorite Spice Girl: definitley zach hanson

Comments: Huth, hell of a show saturday night, I hope we do it again soon.

Julie Julie Julie - 11/07/99 05:20:09 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/jqtpie1324 My Email:julie1324@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: 1 = peanut butter!!! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: andudonno??

Comments: I am signing this damn book again!!!! You need to publicize this page more!!! lol j/k - anyways YOU GUYS ROCKED!!! You kicked ass Mike!!I had so much fun tonight - we definetly gotta hang out sometime! alrighty? hablas español? K - g2g! Bye Bye!!! ~ Jelly (oops!) I mean ~ Julie!!!!

Julie! - 11/03/99 20:15:13 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/jqtpie1324/ My Email:Julie1324@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: ummmmmm you & only you! hehehe Your Internet password: HuthIsGod Your mental disabilities: everything! Your favorite Spice Girl: you! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: ummmmm you tell me mikey?!?!?

Comments: hehehe go sign my book again!!! okaly dokaly? ok silly - see you at your show!!!! Alright 'ACE'! P.B. & J.!!! Love ya - Jul!

MATT - 10/31/99 22:04:02 My URL:http://www.craftech.com/~jbrennan\INDEX.html My Email:godless62@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: just 1...mike huth Favorite Midgets song: dude they broke up last year Your Internet password: ******* Your mental disabilities: i'm way too horny Your favorite Spice Girl: the one with the dick # of times you've been caught w/out pants: i don't wear pants

Comments: yo this is matt the singer of resentment, the band huth is lucky enough to play bass in, just want to give props to everyone representin hardcore in '99

Julie!!!!!! - 10/20/99 16:21:54 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/jqtpie1324 My Email:julie1324@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: you & jen & liz = 3!!! Favorite Midgets song: none by you - bawitdaba! Your Internet password: i love mike huth!!! - right (jack?) Your mental disabilities: no common sense Your favorite Spice Girl: marylee # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 696969696969696969

Comments: i love you mike! lol - nah i'm coming to see ur band at collenbrook! hope you feel better! g2g! <3 - Jul

boR - 10/04/99 19:39:21 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RobbieT3/shoes.html My Email:RobbieT3@aol.com # of slaves owned: I recently sold all of my slaves and motorcycles to help sustain my habit. Of buying and selling slaves and motorcycles. And corvettes. And smack. And real estate. AND GUMMY CANDY. Favorite Midgets song: attack of the bees Your Internet password: ieatbees Your mental disabilities: what about them? Your favorite Spice Girl: bees # of times you've been caught w/out pants: zero plus all of them

Comments: Uck, I am stuck in this green slime.......

- 09/29/99 21:59:57

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Jen Bochanski - 09/28/99 03:36:16 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/butterflybeauty/ My Email:jb5555@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: unfortunately none Favorite Midgets song: ?? Your Internet password: ?? Your favorite Spice Girl: Elyse # of times you've been caught w/out pants: no comment!

Comments: Hey Mike, nice page- but you forgot the pictures of Ed and Elyse! What were you thinking??? Thanks for signing my guestbook- I'll talk to you later!!

lizzy - 09/27/99 02:15:57 My Email:benny1230@aol.com Your Internet password: i love mike huth!!! Your mental disabilities: i have a complex to steal things, such as money from work! Your favorite Spice Girl: sporty # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 3 times :(

Comments: hi mikey! i love ur page. strawbridge's rulz!!! yea right. one of these days, karens gonna die!! probably by ed's hands! hahaha well, bye for now :)

Julie - 09/27/99 00:04:34 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/jqtpie1324/ My Email:JQTPIE1324@goplay.com Favorite Midgets song: ????? Your Internet password: hmmmmmm....can't tell Your mental disabilities: everything Your favorite Spice Girl: non, backstreet boy on the other hand... # of times you've been caught w/out pants: too many, j/k lol

Comments: hi Mike! - this is Julie - from work...Jen gave me your page address - go see mine! kk?!?! well g2g - bye now!

Mel B. - 09/16/99 02:25:58 My Email:venusmb45 # of slaves owned: 135 Favorite Midgets song: all Your Internet password: joe mama Your mental disabilities: sictzo Your favorite Spice Girl: shut the hell up spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: too many

Comments: Swan(SEAN)is my cousin yo, and I live in A-Town on the west-side. So don't sing it bring it! You don't want to smell what Melissa is cookin'. Sean love Stef *BARF*

Co co the Monkey - 09/09/99 00:04:26 My URL:http://bannana My Email:Smellybutt@aol.com Favorite Midgets song: Gibby Gabby Your Internet password: !NATAS Your mental disabilities: UmweeTarrded Your favorite Spice Girl: crack-spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 9380

Comments: Me rikey Da flied Rice! Me so Solly!

A girl who goes out with someone you know - 07/22/99 23:28:54 My URL:http://www.whitehouse.com My Email:daggit5@hotmail.ocm # of slaves owned: 1...Sean Favorite Midgets song: The one about bald head midgets with no teeth Your Internet password: yes Your mental disabilities: yes Your favorite Spice Girl: Mike Huth # of times you've been caught w/out pants: As a male or a female?

Comments: Hello, my name is Simon. I like to do drawrings.

emily - 07/01/99 03:29:46 My Email:emily417@aol.com # of slaves owned: um.. :) Favorite Midgets song: can i say none? lol Your Internet password: lick me Your mental disabilities: lots Your favorite Spice Girl: none # of times you've been caught w/out pants: alllllllllll the time

Comments: mike huth you rock cause we have the same birthday

They call me the Loaf - 05/23/99 15:08:13 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/loafkin/index.html My Email:justloaf@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: 1 - Mark W. is my bitch Favorite Midgets song: My ass itches Your Internet password: one fjorden niner eleventeen Your mental disabilities: Well, I often find myself touching myself for no apparent reason Your favorite Spice Girl: Mike Huth # of times you've been caught w/out pants: yes

Comments: This page sucks. Everyone who is on this page should go to Loaf Crew Central. That's my page! Oh yeah, and uh, Primus is the worst band ever. I'd rather listen to Milly Vanilly than Primus. My ass still itches, so I think I'm just gonna go scratch th hell out of it, while I listen to some Willie Nelson. OH GOD THAT BURNS! OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW. THat BurnS, thAT BuRNs so bAd, pleaSE StOp thE BurNinG!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhgggghhhhhhaaahhhhgggg.

Sara - 04/03/99 04:25:49 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/Sara137/index.html My Email:Sara137@aol.com # of slaves owned: None Favorite Midgets song: I forget Your Internet password: Ha! Your favorite Spice Girl: Mark Wilson

Comments: Hey, I like your page. It rocks!! :)

(J)esus (C)hrist Penney - 03/20/99 17:21:14 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RobbieT3/shoes.html My Email:RobbieT3@aol.com # of slaves owned: I am a slave, you are a slave, we are all slaves to wonderful Pepsi Cola! Favorite Midgets song: Bon soir regret a demain Your Internet password: (censored) Your mental disabilities: dain bramage? Your favorite Spice Girl: Glenn Danzig! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: # of times caught WITH pants: 4 or 5

Comments: I am still grooving in my chair!

Beth Otto - 03/08/99 01:46:19 My Email:boodled@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: 29 including Jose Your Internet password: Kiss My Ass Your mental disabilities: I have blonde hair. Your favorite Spice Girl: Phat Spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Too many to count

Comments: I LOVE DAWSON!

Joe's Internet Lover =) - 02/23/99 03:32:58 My Email:Maita181@aol.com # of slaves owned: 3; one brother, one sister, and Joe Favorite Midgets song: Beethoven was short, right? I liked his ninth symphony. Your Internet password: Joe, you wish. Your mental disabilities: ummmmm, must you ask? Your favorite Spice Girl: The one that quit, she must have seen the light. # of times you've been caught w/out pants: More times than I can count. =p

Comments: =)

Rebekah - 02/22/99 02:50:47 My Email:Adagio18@aol.com # of slaves owned: 1, my brother Favorite Midgets song: sunny bono was short so i got you babe Your Internet password: what? Your mental disabilities: i'm just plain demented~ Your favorite Spice Girl: ugh~ # of times you've been caught w/out pants: shhhh

Comments: Is. 41:10

Amy Hansen - 02/19/99 01:52:30 My Email:Drmg17@aol.com

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Sara - 02/19/99 00:15:45 My Email:srock259@aol.com # of slaves owned: 0, i'm no racist! Favorite Midgets song: didn't listen to any of them yet Your Internet password: iwanthead Your mental disabilities: what? i don't understand Your favorite Spice Girl: Ginger # of times you've been caught w/out pants: i lost count :D

Comments: I don't even know who u are, man, i'm one of joeyjojo's friends. I like the stick figure killings especially the jerry ones!

Nichole - 02/18/99 23:06:21 My Email:Gelati16@aol.com # of slaves owned: you mean besides my sex ones? Favorite Midgets song: who? Your Internet password: nah, sorry Your mental disabilities: do i really have to list them all? Your favorite Spice Girl: none thanks # of times you've been caught w/out pants: too many times

Comments: ummmmmm.... I don't know you or any of these people but its cool.

bum, umemployed bum guy - 02/05/99 20:40:58 My Email:RobbieT3@aol.com # of slaves owned: I've got sled dogs. Favorite Midgets song: "I Got No Spare Change, You Dirty Bum" Your Internet password: T. Riffic Your mental disabilities: tourette's Your favorite Spice Girl: Lady Elaine # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Twice yesterday

Comments: Man, I need comments, too...ugh. Hello, check ya later dude. Clearance Sales Rule!

Brain - 01/20/99 20:44:52 # of slaves owned: 34 Favorite Midgets song: right Your Internet password: assface Your mental disabilities: Im a slow lerner Your favorite Spice Girl: Old spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 45

Comments: I've got Something to sayyyyy-- I killed your Baby today- doesn't mattaer much to me as long as its Dead...

Maureen - 12/08/98 21:23:55 My Email:Maxnquaye@aol.com # of slaves owned: i hate you all Favorite Midgets song: none. Your Internet password: fuck you

Comments: Everyone who has signed this guestbook sucks ass except me, huth, and his friends. His REAL friends!! HAHAHAHAHA, I hope that all of you that that was directed at know who you are. If you don't, i'll be THRILLED to tell you. Fuck you all. bye Huth. luv, maureen

Laura ::) - 12/07/98 01:34:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/balcony/3586 My Email:LuzerMe311@aol.com

Comments: Hey Mike, what's up? Not too much here, I just got bored and thought I should come and visit your home! haha. I hope all is well with you. Oh yeah, and I wanted to find out if you are interested in playing with a pretty cool band. If you want to, ple se let me know. They heard about you and asked me since I know you. I'll give you the info if you'd like. byebye ::) Love, laura

heidi - 12/01/98 04:30:50 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~tigrrr33 My Email:hi_d33@hotmail.com Your favorite Spice Girl: clumsy spice

Comments: mike mike mike(y)... i see you borrowed my picture! how nice! but guess what. your backgrounds and pictures aren't showing up for me... you must fix this... or i'll break your legs. or maybe not... but it's no fun if i can't see the pretty pictures of mik y! ok babe... see ya later sometime. love, heidi

Rob Somejunk - 11/30/98 19:50:57 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RobbieT3/shoes.html My Email:RobbieT3@aol.com # of slaves owned: a few Favorite Midgets song: anything by Sammy Davis Jr. Your Internet password: crackfiend Your mental disabilities: I don't have a red crayon. Your favorite Spice Girl: somejunk # of times you've been caught w/out pants: a couple

Comments: la di da I am signing you junk again!

Autumn K - 11/27/98 17:36:21 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Studios/9573 My Email:autummy@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: too many Favorite Midgets song: right...... Your Internet password: suckafatone Your mental disabilities: anxiety....murderous tendancies... Your favorite Spice Girl: Scary Spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: twice

Comments: nice page. :) come see mine sometime :D

MIKE BARLOW - 11/25/98 00:51:43 My Email:UDHRDCR@AOL.COM # of slaves owned: NONE Favorite Midgets song: CREAM OF THE CROP Your mental disabilities: TOO MANY TO REMEMBER # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 69

Comments: I WAS THE 500TH MIDGET!!!!! I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN NOW!!!!!! THE LEGACY OF THE MIDGET WILL LIVE ON!!!!!!

MIKE BARLOW - 11/18/98 21:21:39 My Email:UDHRDCR@AOL.COM # of slaves owned: 1-ROB DAVIS Favorite Midgets song: CREAM OF THE FUCKING CROP Your Internet password: GO TO HELL Your mental disabilities: PARANOIA AND A LITTLE PSYCHO # of times you've been caught w/out pants: TOO MANY TIMES

Comments: WHAT'S UP HUTH? I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A WHILE. MY BALLS ITCH. OH WELL, JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING. TAKE IT EASY BROTHER. KEEP RAISIN' THE ROOF BROTHER!!!!!

Joe Applepie - 11/16/98 21:59:49 My URL:http://we-B-chumps My Email:GooberBoat@aol.com # of slaves owned: just two-hehehehehe Favorite Midgets song: Never heard them Your Internet password: go have sex with someone! Your mental disabilities: I become addicted to things I like Your favorite Spice Girl: Favorite? Are you serious? # of times you've been caught w/out pants: none-I've been really lucky

Comments: well well well Mike. I never heard your band. Oh well. At least I finally signed your book. I'm not going to kiss your butt though like some of these weirdos. Hehehe! Remember, "Hey, F*** you guys!" ...Meaty Bob

Joe Applepie - 11/16/98 21:59:20 My URL:http://we-B-chumps My Email:GooberBoat@aol.com # of slaves owned: just two-hehehehehe Favorite Midgets song: Never heard them Your Internet password: go have sex with someone! Your mental disabilities: I become addicted to things I like Your favorite Spice Girl: Favorite? Are you serious? # of times you've been caught w/out pants: none-I've been really lucky

Comments: well well well Mike. I never heard your band. Oh well. At least I finally signed your book. I'm not going to kiss your butt though like some of these weirdos. Hehehe! Remember, "Hey, F*** you guys!" ...Meaty Bob

Lizzy K. - 11/09/98 00:27:17

Comments: It's sucks that you guys broke up, but I can't wait to here your new bands. It's really cool that S.T.S. is having a reunion. They were really cool.

MIKE HUTH RULEZ! - 11/07/98 14:47:11 My URL:http://MIKE HUTH RULEZ! My Email:MIKE HUTH RULEZ! # of slaves owned: MIKE HUTH RULEZ! Favorite Midgets song: MIKE HUTH RULEZ! Your Internet password: MIKE HUTH RULEZ! Your mental disabilities: MIKE HUTH RULEZ! Your favorite Spice Girl: MIKE HUTH RULEZ! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: MIKE HUTH RULEZ!

Comments: MIKE HUTH RULEZ!

oops - 10/28/98 15:14:28 My Email:RobbieT3@aol.com # of slaves owned: oops Favorite Midgets song: oops Your Internet password: oops Your mental disabilities: oops Your favorite Spice Girl: oops # of times you've been caught w/out pants: oops

Comments: I'm stupid and misspelled my email address in the last one, so there!

Ol' J.C. (I'm back and kickin' ass.) - 10/28/98 15:09:30 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RobbieT3/shoes.html My Email:RobbieT2@aol.com # of slaves owned: I keep only indentured servants, and there are 4 of them. Favorite Midgets song: The "Lollipop Guild" song from Wizard of Oz Your Internet password: assmaster Your mental disabilities: duh, um Your favorite Spice Girl: hospice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Pi

Comments: Ahh, Corn!! You may call your page "sorry ass" but it's better than mine started out. Yeah, and why does cider taste like apples? Hmm...the world may never know. You're in school and I'm not. You make fun, but I sleep in! Oh, no! My Frosted Mini Wh ats are getting soggy! I had better go take another nap! (I'm a loser.) That's all. Lovely page.

heidi - 10/28/98 00:51:01 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~tigrrr33 My Email:heidi_panek@hotmail.com Favorite Midgets song: can't say i've really heard enough to have a favorite... Your favorite Spice Girl: naughty spice

Comments: mike! why didn't you ever tell me you had a sorry ass page?? you so silly. hehe. thanks dear, for signing my guestbook... i know karen made you, right? right?? am i right??? whatever. you think you're cool... but you're not. heh... laugh. and yeah... ok.. um... i dunno... ah! corn! or something (rob told me to say that). hi. bye. see ya later. person. heehee........!

MICHAEL (Funk you Upside Yo head) HUTH - 10/19/98 22:19:44 # of slaves owned: I own hundreds of slaves Favorite Midgets song: MID sucks!! especially the Bassist!! Your Internet password: DMV Your mental disabilities: Hello how are you happy weather today very nice Your favorite Spice Girl: BRUTAL SPICE # of times you've been caught w/out pants: I was born in Smarch!

Comments: Oh I hated the Colonel with his Wee BEADY eyes and that Smug look on his face syain " Oh your gonna buy my chicken, ohohohhohhhoh". THIS is HuTh SpeakInG- My GueStBooK RuLes!! U PeoPle Are NuttiEr Than ChInEse ChIcken SAlAd! EspeCially WallAce WhozeWuzzle U Are ReaLLY F*cKed Up In The HeAd Man! I cAn PlAy Bass! I'll SEe Ya's ALL In HELL! AHAHAHHAHAAH!!

- 10/19/98 10:37:27

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John Barlow - 10/17/98 20:25:44 My URL:http://thispage.com My Email:dhhrdcr@aol.com # of slaves owned: Shut up! Favorite Midgets song: Who the hell is M.I.D.?

Comments: Do not fret M.I.D. fans. Now you can hear the great stylings of our new bands. Lookout for us! P.S.- Expect more S.T.S. in the near future!

JEFF LOHR SUX - 10/16/98 19:47:34 My Email:JEFF LOHR SUX # of slaves owned: JEFF LOHR SUX Favorite Midgets song: JEFF LOHR SUX Your Internet password: JEFF LOHR SUX Your mental disabilities: JEFF LOHR SUX Your favorite Spice Girl: JEFF LOHR SUX # of times you've been caught w/out pants: JEFF LOHR SUX

Comments: JEFF LOHR SUX

wallace - 10/15/98 22:57:18 My Email:sticky nuts # of slaves owned: I HAVE A NOTE FROM YOUR MOM SAYING THAT I DONT HAVE TO ANSWER THIS Favorite Midgets song: MID THEME SONG Your Internet password: 7156237849363537843997362372898376768975412675927598726598623496 Your mental disabilities: WHEN I TAKE A SHIT I THINK OF EATING MY OWN FECES Your favorite Spice Girl: FAT JEREMY SPICE # of times you've been caught w/out pants: I EAT COLESLAW AND SPREAD IT ON MY ASS

Comments: HERRO AGAIN YOU STINKY BITCH! I JUST CANT STOP THINKING OF COLESLAW. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY THEY CALL IT TAKING A CRAP WHEN YOUR REALLY LEAVING ONE? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SHIT ALL OVER YOU AND STINK LIKE SHIT? WELL ANYWHO I HAVE TO TAKE MY BRAIN MED CINE AND GET MY ANAL PROBING.

wallace whozawazzul - 10/15/98 22:41:03 # of slaves owned: eleventeen Favorite Midgets song: pain Your mental disabilities: have to take brain medicine Your favorite Spice Girl: genital herpes spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: sixty-twelve and half times

Comments: herro midget mike! Who do you think you think I is? well i finally learned your fuckin website. this reminds me of a story that i have never read or a song that i have never heard,but anywho this site is about a bunch of psychotic donkey fuckers from the lanet nipsnatch. see you later mike, or should i say ,SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajust kidding, or may e not?

Fullerton from Premium - 10/12/98 01:44:05 My URL:http://members.aol.com/premium99 My Email:Premium99@aol.com # of slaves owned: just 1, my girlfriend Favorite Midgets song: Caboose muthafucka Your Internet password: Jefflohrisgod Your mental disabilities: I have severe Elephantitis Your favorite Spice Girl: John Barlow "I masterbate" spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: =)

Comments: Fine show on Friday. I've never seen so many kicks to the face in one night. I heard about Jeff Oh well, Maybe my dream of an STS reunion will finally come true, oh yeah, when the fuck is midgets gonna do HOTCAKES?

Penelope - 10/11/98 23:51:41 My URL:http://www.geocities. com/SouthBeach/Tidepool/1505 My Email:Leotarrdo@aol.com # of slaves owned: Eh... only 2 theyre my sisters Your Internet password: Poop on a Stick Your mental disabilities: Voluntarily suffer from attention defecit disorder... there are so many more Your favorite Spice Girl: Spray Cheese tastes yummy # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Oh dear... at least 6 times

Comments: Primus jives. Les Claypool is my hero. Hey if ya want any pictures or animations or other worthless garbage for yer website, give me a buzz. I'll share some w/ ya.

10/11/98 11:40:58

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.

Greg - 10/09/98 14:35:32

Comments: I got a tape from one of you guys at Collenbrook last time you played. You guys are the shit. I heard your playin with Gonemad tonight. I'll be there.

" FAT" Jeremy - 09/22/98 22:38:37 My URL:http://www.idontgiveadamn.com My Email:Earthcris0@aol.com # of slaves owned: i can think of 2, dan cullen and brett cumming, oh wait then there is randi to, and mike damn too many to list Favorite Midgets song: caboose, well shit all of them Your Internet password: AWWWfor real Your mental disabilities: i have 2 penis's Your favorite Spice Girl: that chick "Hardcore spice" heh heh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: what are pants????

Comments: Yo man u guys kick ass!!!! So are we ever gonna play aw for real in front of a live audience??? cause that would be kool

Steve "SLAYER" Dever - 09/21/98 22:58:55 # of slaves owned: 1...Rob Davis Favorite Midgets song: all Your mental disabilities: burnt from too much weed Your favorite Spice Girl: the sexy one # of times you've been caught w/out pants: I don't wear pants

Comments: You guys kick ass. Play some Slayer cover songs. When my band gets a drummer, a singer, and some songs, we'll jam with you. What's up Mike Barlow see you in lunch tomorrow, and remember try not to look directly into Mrs. Dessi's tits or you'll get your eyes poked out.

Steve "SLAYER" Dever - 09/21/98 22:52:31 # of slaves owned: 1...Rob Davis Favorite Midgets song: all

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- 09/21/98 22:49:03

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Kevin - 09/20/98 02:17:04 My Email:laststop13@aol.com # of slaves owned: I dunno Favorite Midgets song: all Your Internet password: Fuck You Your mental disabilities: I have no mentality Your favorite Spice Girl: scary # of times you've been caught w/out pants: a whole bunch

Comments: You guys kick mighty ass. I've never seen a band kill the mikes like you mothers. Great instrumentals too!

Tina - 09/20/98 02:12:50 My Email:............. # of slaves owned: none Favorite Midgets song: Every one Your Internet password: haha Your mental disabilities: I love you freaks Your favorite Spice Girl: I hate them

Comments: I saw you guys at Collenbrook. I thought you were really good. I'll see you at the next show.

John Barlow - 09/18/98 00:27:51 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/8727 My Email:dhhrdcr@aol.com # of slaves owned: 7,532,167,984,350,132,543 Favorite Midgets song: Every Fuckin' One Your Internet password: Kiss My Hairy White Ass Your mental disabilities: everything Your favorite Spice Girl: the one I fucked # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 7,532,167,984,350,132,543

Comments: Whoever the fuckin' rat bastard is that is talkin' shit about our fucking awesome-ass band better show his\her pussy face at the next show so I can shove my cock in their ear.

joe f - 09/16/98 19:25:18 My URL:http://.ass.hole.dic My Email:robutlik # of slaves owned: ten Favorite Midgets song: ass ridin Your Internet password: ball ass Your mental disabilities: crooked wang Your favorite Spice Girl: geri # of times you've been caught w/out pants: never u fags

Comments: ure band suks mike and so do u hah ha ha ha ha

Huth - 09/12/98 16:42:05 My Email:primushuth@aol.com # of slaves owned: Sixtytwelve Favorite Midgets song: Wrong Your Internet password: JoMaMa Your mental disabilities: Im a compulsive liar, and have triscadecaphobia Your favorite Spice Girl: Posh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 69 times

Comments: I dont believe I signed my sorry ass page yet- But at this time I would like to thank everyone who has signed it- even the folks whos mental disabilities interfere with their train of thoughts- Its all good Yo!! Remember to check out our show comin up Sep 26th at the Collenbrook church- good times will be had by all- Peace out yo!

his royal fatness - 09/11/98 00:29:29 My Email:dsfsdifioweef Favorite Midgets song: cotc Your Internet password: vfdsdgdfsg Your mental disabilities: too many to count Your favorite Spice Girl: all of 'em # of times you've been caught w/out pants: none

Comments: YOU GUYS FUCKIN' RULE. OH, WAIT I'M IN THE BAND. YOU RULE ANYWAY.

WayCon - 09/09/98 22:42:45 My Email:WolfPac_XPauc@yahoo.com # of slaves owned: 1 named tituba Favorite Midgets song: the band is good, but all the lyrics sound the same Your Internet password: **** Your mental disabilities: I eat to much Your favorite Spice Girl: The British one

Comments: HUth, ah ha. i am gonna lay the smack down on ya and say this You My mahn, are a way better drum player than jeff Peace out Nigga Eaaaaside

Laura - 09/08/98 04:11:25 My Email:LuzerMe311@aol.com

Comments: you guys this is not fair you are not the same anymore this isn't fair please you guys please this isn't fair you need all 5 of you you guys please dont do this it's not the same dont u guys wanna be how you used to be oh my god you guys please try and ta k it out please you guys please oh my god ::*( ::*( ::*( ::*(

andrew - 08/28/98 03:55:05 My Email:circus67 # of slaves owned: 67 Favorite Midgets song: all Your mental disabilities: pothead Your favorite Spice Girl: none # of times you've been caught w/out pants: lots

Comments: i know mike barlow cause i went to school with him. im in the band prod. he saw me play last weekend. just saying hi. later

Mutz, ya know like the dogs - 08/25/98 21:19:13 My Email:dogfish@bellatlantic.net # of slaves owned: they all died ehen my porch caved in Favorite Midgets song: i forget, none are bad though Your Internet password: ******** Your mental disabilities: damn, terrets and shit asshole! Your favorite Spice Girl: Posh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 3 in school 4 out of.

Comments: I hope premium dies a horrible death of ghonnorhia so their penises fall the fuck off. sorry i forgot to add that little comment last time

Mutz, ya know like the dogs - 08/25/98 21:14:45 My Email:dogfish@bellatlantic.net # of slaves owned: they all died ehen my porch caved in Favorite Midgets song: i forget, none are bad though Your Internet password: ******** Your mental disabilities: damn, terrets and shit asshole! Your favorite Spice Girl: Posh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 3 in school 4 out of.

Comments: nice page see ya collenbrook. tell whoevers buyin my amp to call soon.

PREMIUM "the ultimate rock band" - 08/25/98 04:05:54 My URL:http://members.aol.com/premium99/index.html My Email:Premium99@aol.com # of slaves owned: 3 our girlfriends ....jk Favorite Midgets song: #1 because we are lousy bastards Your Internet password: I love Mike Barlow Your mental disabilities: Our big ass ego's Your favorite Spice Girl: The black one # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Lets counts lalli's

Comments: Nice page, can't wait till kickball, check out our webpage and come to the show Aug, 29 at collenbrook seeya there..

Broken Machine - 08/23/98 19:54:48 My Email:you know what it is cock sucker! # of slaves owned: I am a slave Favorite Midgets song: Fuck the Midgets! Your Internet password: Leave me alone in my misery Your mental disabilities: Not being able to live without........well, you know who you fucking are Your favorite Spice Girl: Fuck the Spice Girls! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 600000

Comments: "The slave thinks that he has been released from bondage only to find a stronger set of chains" --Trent Rezner

jessi - 08/23/98 06:01:53 My Email:nincrow@hotmail.com Favorite Midgets song: evil conversion Your Internet password: don't have on b/c i'm special Your mental disabilities: physico Your favorite Spice Girl: posh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: when i come out of the shower

Comments: you guys kick ass

Mike Tornello - 08/21/98 01:37:59 My URL:http://www.imadego.com # of slaves owned: i don't know Favorite Midgets song: Evil Your Internet password: eat my pasta Your mental disabilities: burn out Your favorite Spice Girl: Sexy Spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: too many times to list

Comments: Mid is a cool band and what i would do to meet thier guitarist!!! He is such a cool fucker. Only if I were good enough to play guitar for MID.

Matt P - 08/21/98 01:31:35 My Email:godless62@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: the whole world Favorite Midgets song: Theme song Your Internet password: suck my 1 inch cock motha fucka Your mental disabilities: my 1 inch cock Your favorite Spice Girl: I hope they all die a horrible death those corperate rock whores!!!! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: When my mom caught me jerking my 1 inch cock n' balls

Comments: I wish so much that i didnt have a one inch cock!!!!

Matt P - 08/21/98 01:30:00 My Email:godless62@hotmail.com # of slaves owned: the whole world Favorite Midgets song: Theme song Your Internet password: suck my 1 inch cock motha fucka Your mental disabilities: my 1 inch cock Your favorite Spice Girl: I hope they all die a horrible death those corperate rock whores!!!!

Comments:

Hunka Chunka - 08/14/98 00:14:23 My URL:http://bloodychunks.com My Email:Chumbawamba@Hunka.Chunka # of slaves owned: enuf Favorite Midgets song: Freakazoid Your Internet password: Shoo Your mental disabilities: only an alcoholic psycho Your favorite Spice Girl: cherries aren;t green # of times you've been caught w/out pants: in the corner

Comments: Howdy there, ye-ah, i like talkin' to that Huth boy, what a nice accent. We talk for hours, ye-ah. it's nice, ye-ah. we ain't needin no friends that play in that dark, ye-ah. y'all know what i'm a-sayin GO MID

laura - 08/12/98 05:56:14 My Email:luzzerme311@aol.com # of slaves owned: im stupid Favorite Midgets song: they all suck Your Internet password: ********* Your mental disabilities: im stupid but my boy friend is the coolest kid to ever live Your favorite Spice Girl: i smell funny # of times you've been caught w/out pants: i have 6 pairs of blue pants

Comments: im stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim tupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stup dim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupidim stupid

Merwin the Midget - 08/12/98 05:17:45 My URL:http://i'm short My Email:Midgets@R.us Favorite Midgets song: the theme song, it's about me. i pop out of dufflebags and chop off cocks, watch out!!! Your mental disabilities: well i'm a shrimp. the shortest ever, 34 inches and i have a 6 foot fiance!!! Your favorite Spice Girl: the shorty, =oÞ she makes my teeth sweat # of times you've been caught w/out pants: i don't wear pants, they don;t make them that midgety.

Comments: My life motto-- all you gotta do is THINK BIG!!!!! hey, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda Huth - 08/12/98 02:44:07 My Email:Mandihuth@aol.com # of slaves owned: a few here and there Favorite Midgets song: the one with the screaming Your Internet password: shyah,right- as if! Your mental disabilities: can't stop doing...the...monkey! Your favorite Spice Girl: Geri's gone, so Posh! # of times you've been caught w/out pants: you mean just this week?

Comments: well, I'm Huth's sister, so I guess I should say something nice...but I won't.

Stinky Thumbs - 08/12/98 02:33:44 My Email:montygog@yahoo # of slaves owned: too many to count Favorite Midgets song: The one with the tuba Your Internet password: Bleah? Your mental disabilities: Strange odor from thumb Your favorite Spice Girl: Old Spice # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Pants? What are pants?

Comments: Last time I went to midgets show some guy tried to steal my soul. You dwarf bastards better stop playing your devil music and play nice. Can I borrow one of your MID fly girls to clean out the glove compartment in my Dodge Dart???

Willy Wonka - 08/11/98 00:46:49 My URL:http://chocolatefactory My Email:HershSquirtz@chocolate.ewww # of slaves owned: 100 fudge army ppl Favorite Midgets song: bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop bloop Your Internet password: EvrLstngGbStppr Your mental disabilities: I'M A BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!! Your favorite Spice Girl: candy # of times you've been caught w/out pants: chocolate gives me headaches.

Comments: Chocolate sucks. i rule. i'm just a dirty alcoholic that answers the frickin phone. and i play with myself alone in the dark in the corner and i hate ppl even though they love me, youknow you do.

hahaha - 08/10/98 17:25:31 My Email:MiD Krew1@aol.com # of slaves owned: bugaboo Favorite Midgets song: wrong Your Internet password: moochacha Your mental disabilities: cow spunk fungus disease, fat ugly l'il baby Your favorite Spice Girl: if dis is torture, chain me to da waLLLL. # of times you've been caught w/out pants: what you talkin bout willis?

Comments: Brass Monkey, uh, that Funky Monkey, uh, Brass Monkey, Chunky, that Funky Monkey. YaY!!!!

"Fat Jeremy" - 08/09/98 23:25:06 My Email:CapTSeXXy # of slaves owned: 14 and a half Favorite Midgets song: evil conversion Your Internet password: i forget???? Your mental disabilities: 2 brain cells and an extremely large penis that is curved to the right Your favorite Spice Girl: "fat spice" # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 2 and 2/3

Comments: i think that u guys are a bunch of queers that think they can play instruments!!! my band will kick your bands ass anytime!!

silly billy - 08/08/98 19:27:27 My Email:ismellpoop@poop.poopcom # of slaves owned: sixtysevenforty Favorite Midgets song: wrong Your Internet password: ******** Your mental disabilities: ill pass on that Your favorite Spice Girl: posh # of times you've been caught w/out pants: who are you

Comments: i gotta go there is dried up poop in my ass crack later

Ben D'meover - 08/08/98 00:54:55 My URL:http://goaway My Email:ank-Spay@ou-YaY!!!! # of slaves owned: forty fifty sixty eighty thirty Favorite Midgets song: Pain. I like PAIN, pain is cool. Your Internet password: KungFu Your mental disabilities: Gay Lobster Syndrome # of times you've been caught w/out pants: what are pants?

Comments: who the heck is JackMeOff????????

steve Trauger - 08/07/98 14:57:40 My URL:http:// you know My Email:you know # of slaves owned: 27 Favorite Midgets song: what Your Internet password: scrotum Your mental disabilities: lack of bladder control Your favorite Spice Girl: the one thats naked # of times you've been caught w/out pants: indoors or outdoors

Comments: stupid bug you go squish now!!!

FooFoo - 08/06/98 17:49:49 My URL:http://I'mNotBoBHopeButHuthIsYum!!! My Email:Haha@DONTya.LuvMe # of slaves owned: 1,oh yeah. Favorite Midgets song: Evil Conversion. Your Internet password: URanus, dont ya know it Your mental disabilities: fat toothless chicken monster Your favorite Spice Girl: the newest one # of times you've been caught w/out pants: Yippie!!!

Comments: Well Like I Said I'm Not BoB Hope, But Ride 'Em Cowboy!!!! (TeXaS) hahaha. woo hoo. wah00. whatever dude. i'm just a-kiddin, YaY!!!!

Niraj or as you call me SPIDERMAN - 08/06/98 17:20:05 My URL:http:\\www.nhl.com My Email:SPIDEYNP80@aol.com # of slaves owned: 100, they do all my work Favorite Midgets song: EVIL CONVERSION Your Internet password: BeNDoVeR Your mental disabilities: no brain cells :) Your favorite Spice Girl: They all suck # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 0, yea!

Comments: I love your music, and shout out to LUZERME311 she rulez, ok, now see ya later all, see ya in the rock and roll hall of fame

Niraj or as you call me SPIDERMAN - 08/06/98 17:18:12 My URL:http:\\www.nhl.com My Email:SPIDEYNP80@aol.com # of slaves owned: 100, they do all my work Favorite Midgets song: EVIL CONVERSION Your Internet password: BeNDoVeR Your mental disabilities: no brain cells :) Your favorite Spice Girl: They all suck # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 0, yea!

Comments: I love your music, and shout out to LUZERME311 she rulez, ok, now see ya later all, see ya in the rock and roll hall of fame

Bob Hope - 08/04/98 03:50:46 My URL:http://www.fuckyou.com My Email:BobHope@laughsalot.com # of slaves owned: Just one-his name is Mike Huth Favorite Midgets song: None, but I like it when Huth moans my name Your Internet password: Huth's Ass Your mental disabilities: Having sexual relations with minors (Huth) Your favorite Spice Girl: None-let's talk about Huth # of times you've been caught w/out pants: One for each time I see Huth

Comments: Huth baby!! Ride me like a wild stallion!! I love you!!!! Every breath you take, every vow you break, every smile you fake, I'll be watching you...expect my call, you did leave your number on the demo page for me. I'll see you at your next performance =) PS- Don't deny it Huth. You know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you!!!

chris slater - 07/31/98 22:55:10 My URL:http://listen.to/allornothing My Email:cskater@webjogger.net # of slaves owned: none, racism sucks Your Internet password: 2418tiongtiong, that is an adultcheck pw Your mental disabilities: um downsyndrome Your favorite Spice Girl: baby spice

Comments: wassup, im chris the lead guitarist from all or nothing. i got this link from jeffs girlfriend laura. dope page ~LaTeR~

Smelly Cheeks - 07/31/98 22:52:12 My URL:http://your face My Email:DingLeHopper@shitsu.yeah # of slaves owned: 8923498766187406340004598530 Favorite Midgets song: all Your Internet password: nah Your mental disabilities: i'm a crackwhore Your favorite Spice Girl: they all blow # of times you've been caught w/out pants: 6 minimum

Comments: well how the heck ya doin, Wallace Whozewuzzle?? YAY midgets!!!!!!!! =oÞ

Joe Fitzgerald - 07/30/98 01:20:55 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Stadium/1861 My Email:jrjre@brandywine.net Favorite Midgets song: Midgets in a Dufflebag Your Internet password: ***************** Your mental disabilities: MAD COW DISEASE! Your favorite Spice Girl: uhh.... # of times you've been caught w/out pants: uh.... ummm.... none of your business! =)

Comments: Hey Midgets, Nice page. Can't wait to hear your freakin demo. I'm sure it kicks. later. --Joe Fitzgerald

Dave Laudenslager - 07/30/98 00:53:24 My Email:laudenslager@erols.com # of slaves owned: 12-all midgets Favorite Midgets song: Theme Your mental disabilities: Frothing, Drooling, Loss of Fur Your favorite Spice Girl: I like sporty spice becuase she looks like a porpoise I saw at the aquarium # of times you've been caught w/out pants: What Pants?

Comments: You guys suck, I can't believe you named your band after the midgets in my brain! Bastards!

p k - 07/29/98 21:57:26 My URL:http://uknow My Email:uknow # of slaves owned: 23 (all white trash) Favorite Midgets song: evry1 Your Internet password: trustno1 Your mental disabilities: ihavenobrain Your favorite Spice Girl: hateall # of times you've been caught w/out pants: nottellin

Comments: the midget is out there

bill c - 07/29/98 16:52:29 My Email:whitehouseclinton@af1.com # of slaves owned: none Favorite Midgets song: i never heard them Your mental disabilities: none Your favorite Spice Girl: baby

Comments: i have to hear you guys so send me a copy of your tape the PRESident of USA

jeff - 07/29/98 16:48:02 My Email:l1218@erols.com Favorite Midgets song: pain Your Internet password: fuck you Your mental disabilities: opp Your favorite Spice Girl: sporty

Comments: yeah let premium suck on this those pieces of cow @$#%&^$&^%$^$@$#!$@~@!#@~#@!$#^$%&^ signing off dr.spoons( jeffy jeff )

adam Katz - 07/28/98 23:34:57 My Email:raptor4747@aol.com # of slaves owned: 23 Favorite Midgets song: i dunno Your Internet password: cG45Il?? Your mental disabilities: jariac profanity disorder Your favorite Spice Girl: sporty # of times you've been caught w/out pants: none im gay

Comments: i think your band sucks

Laura, hahaha - 07/28/98 18:06:06 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/balcony/3586 My Email:LuzerMe311@aol.com # of slaves owned: only 2, I am cheap these days. Favorite Midgets song: i dunno yet, i only listened to the demo like 600 times. But #1 is cool, even though it's not on there. cause it's about those lousy bastards. Your Internet password: geez, we are getting a little personal here!! HAHA Your mental disabilities: I have no common sense, I'm silly, haha. i'm cute li'l baby, ::) Your favorite Spice Girl: Well ya know, their movie blows, but i guess Posh b/c Huth prefers her. # of times you've been caught w/out pants: none b/c i'm pretty sneaky and i'm a girl. haha

Comments: Well, great job on the page. I feel so privileged to be the first person ever to sign the MiD guestbook. That rules. You guys are great and I love you!!! Haha, i really do!! yeah. ::) Love ALways, Laura ::)