THE RIFFER (JOE) TALAGA
DATE OF BIRTH: 6/5/83
PLACE OF BIRTH: NORFOLK, VA
HOMETOWN: EAST TROY, WI
POSITION IN BAND: GUITARIST, SONGWRITER
FAVORITE BANDS: (OLD)METALLICA, PANTERA, LIMP BIZKIT, WEEZER, OFFSPRING, RANCID, GOLDFINGER, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, NOFX, MISFITS, DEATH, KING DIAMOND.....THERE'S A LOT MORE...BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW
BIGGEST MUSICAL INFLUENCES: METALLICA, PANTERA, OFFSPRING, AND MOST PUNK AND METAL BANDS.
ALL TIME FAVORTIE ALBUMS: ? ..I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORTIES
FAVORTIE GUITARISTS: *KIRT HAMMETT, VAN HALEN, JIMI HENDRIX, KENNY WAYNE SHEPARD, AND OF COURSE, ME.
FAVORITE SONG: SO WHAT?, COVERED BY METALLICA.
FAVORITE MOVIES: MALLRATS, THE CLERKS, THE PEST, AND THE WATER BOY.
DISLIKES: RAP AND COUNTRY MUSIC, HAIRY WOMEN, HIPPIES (THEY SMELL!), AND FAGS......LIKE PISS BOY (INSIDE JOKE).
FAVORTIE FOOD: TACO BELL, SUBWAY, AND SHIT THAT TASTES GOOD.
FAVORTIE DRINK: MOUNTAIN DEW....IT'S THE UNOFFICAL SOFTDRINK OF THE VAGRANTS!!
GUITARS/EQUIPMENT: JACKSON PS3-T FLYING V, A PIECE OF SHIT ACOUSTIC, PEAVY BACKSTAGE PLUS PRACTICE AMP, ZOOM 505 MULTI-EFFECTS PEDAL, 9 GAUGE ERNIE BALL SUPER SLINKY STRINGS, AND REGULAR GUITAR CABLES.
FAVORITE QUOTE: "IT LOOKS LIKE A TUBE OF COOKIE DOUGH!!"~GOLDFINGER
PERSONAL QUOTE: "SUP DOOD", "SUCK A ZAG-NUT DAVE", "YA KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW???........(INSIDE JOKE)"
FINAL THOUGHTS: DEMARCO IS A FLAMER, DAVE HAS THE STRAIGHTEST MIDDLE FINGER I'VE EVER SEEN, AND MY BROTHER HAS A HOOK......AAARRRGGGG MATEY!! (INSIDE JOKE)
* = FAVORITE