What Happened...?

1. They were not Y2K compatible.
2. There was a unique gardening accident. (That's all the specifics I'm telling!)
3. They got hit by a car. (my brother's)
4. They died in a space accident. (Think space shuttle and UFO.)
5. They were abducted by aliens.
6. They eloped.
7. They quit the band to join the Barenaked Ladies. (my brother's)
8. They were on the Titanic. (my brother's)
9. They joined the army. (my brother's)
10. They work at Chick-Fil-A. (my brother's)
11. They aren't born yet.
12. They sleep in everyday.
13. They missed the bus.
14. They fell into a volcano.
15. They were on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.
16. They were ostracized.
17. They went shopping.
18. They went on a safari a few years ago...and come to think of it, no one's seen them since. Hmmm, interesting!
19. They just died.
20. They actually found U2.
21. They were just losers.
22. The boys ditched them somewhere in Louisianna.
23. They thought they were too "cool."
24. They are "on vacation."
25. They got eaten by a triceratops.
26. They were both stung by jellyfish.
27. They were turned into frogs.
28. They were both deathly allergic to Ben.
29. They tried to ride their turtles to work. They are still ... coming. (The boys called the neighbours, who said the two of them were still in front of their house.)
30. They fell off the Magical Armchair and drowned in the Arabian Sea. (my brother's)
31. They were left there too long with Uncle Walter.
32. They didn't do the best imitation of themselves.
33. They disappeared in the Bermuda triangle. (my brother's)
34. They are currently editors of the Ramrod.
35. They are working in an office building.
36. "Dumb and Dumber" was actually a documentary (on them, if you didn't get it).
37. They went "a little too close" to the nuclear power plant.
38. They couldn't get their contacts in that morning. (my brother's)
39. Ben, Darren and Rob decided that they didn't need any guitarists.
40. They left BFF to join S Club 7.
41. They developed crushes on an MTV veejay.
42. They lent their voices (and personalities) to Beavis and Butthead. (my brother's)
43. They were not accepted into the country. (my brother's)
44. One is currently in his 18th year of kindergarten, and the other is with the girl who looks like Axl Rose.
45. Their mothers wouldn't let them leave town with those "bad boys."
46. They didn't want to miss the Backstreet Boys concert they would've missed by going on tour.
47. They wanted to be candy-stripers at the hospital in Chapel Hill.
48. They were the Rob's invisible friends.
49. They were rednecks. Ben thought there were enough rednecks in the band already.
50. They liked to sit on the piano when everyone else was trying to lift it.
51. They just hummed. Ben didn't think they needed any hummers.
52. They collected so many pokemon cards they didn't have room in their suitcases for clothes, so they wore the same things day in and day out, and the boys finally threw them out on the side of the road when they couldn't stand the smell any more.
53. They collected dust. (my brother's)
54. They were like Clark Kent and Superman. (Dick was actually Stickyman, and Roger was actually Womanman.)
55. They flew off to their home planet. (my brother's)
56. They became monks. (my brother's)
57. They're looking for Summer B.
58. They're both cross-dressers.
59. They shared a moldy sandwhich. That should explain itself. (my brother's)
60. They joined the circus as the bearded lady, and two headed man. (It probably better suited their callings, anyway.) (my brother's and mine)
61. They got lost in the Arctic.
62. They were escaped convicts (who are now recaught). (my brother's)
63. They told a dirty blonde joke to Rob.
64. They were stepped on by a giant.
65. They joined the Harlem Globetrotters. (my brother's though he couldn't remember the name of the team!)
66. They are internet addicts.
67. They are getting their hair done.
68. They're playing peek-a-boo with their popples.
69. They are now playing ing the CFL.
70. They're still playing that game of Go Fish.
71. The remaining three members made them walk the plank.
72. They're still putting on their make-up.
73. They couldn't see the forest through the trees.
74. They were too "normal."
75. They went on a crusade to stop the evils of the world. (my brother's)
76. They're still underground. (my brother's)
77. We don't know what happened to them.

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