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bruce enis - 09/22/00 17:55:37 City: cockifornia | Comments: Hi, it's Brucey-poo again. Is that big tall drink of water Scott around? Oh, Scott, my love? Did you ever find the good sense to dump that dumb girlfriend of yours? I hope so. Call me. |
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Alex - 09/06/00 20:05:21 | Comments: Well all.., it's been a year, and odds are that no one even looks at this sight no more. But if there IS a single BFE fan out there, i'd like ya to know that a certain band that fell apart in the fall of '99 may be getting back together in one form or an ther soon. We'll see. :) - alex |
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me - 07/11/00 08:42:42 | Comments: no more fun? no more fun. |
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PAPAROACH!!! - 04/11/00 03:46:49 | Comments: infestation begins april 25th 2000 www.paparoach.com |
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Yooooo - 02/26/00 07:57:19 My URL:http://www.stillyooo.com | Comments: Whatever happened to the good old days when you could spank a yak without having to worry about causing a rebellion? I miss Santa Fe... |
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a "cool" guy - 12/31/99 06:22:42 My URL:http://www.pimpin.com | Comments: Hey! Fuck all you guys, I'm moving to Chicago! |
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scott - 11/05/99 23:05:07 | Comments: devin you rule. you go to a great school. i don't think anyone really cares about it. plus bfe was a really fun experience for me . maybe not for you, but i don't really want to hear stupid shit like, "we were a shitty band". if we were so shitty than why didn't you quit? it's also nice to hear from you when your in town and your fuckin 3 sentence HATe-mails rule too. your a fuckin friend. later masterbater. LoVE scott "the fireman" |
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Boy Man - 10/19/99 00:39:05 My URL:http://www.superfriends.com My Email:hallofjustice@comix.pot Address: 1678 Justice Plaza Country: Bomb-o-nasty | Comments: hey devin! how are you today? you know what? while you are busy being an "acyor" as you put it(for some reason), ill be fighting crime, and prevailing over scoundrels like you! youre the scourge of the streets, and im going to put you belong; behind bars! watch your back evil-doer! i shall uphold justice once again! -Boy Man p.s.im not just a "little high school student", and i know of no homework. i fight crime. |
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Devin iz back - 10/15/99 03:48:54 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com Address: dorm # 360 City: Valencia State: Ca Country: USA Phone: 661-287-? | Comments: Well well well. Even though Alex said that this sight is no longer being monitered I still look at it and laugh at you guys. You all have nothing better to do then to come to our web sight and write the most mind numbing mundane things in our guestbook. I know that you are all little high school students, so go do your homework or something. As for me I'm attending one of the best art colleges in the nation and have my sights on being a proffesianal acyor. The sad thing is that if I make it to the big screen, you guys will probably see one of my movies and say; "Hey I knew that guy! He used to be in a shitty band that I made fun of all the time. Now he's racking in all the dough and I'm still in high school because instead of doing my homework I slammed on his band on their webpage that I visited in my free tim ." kinda sad, huh? |
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Goku - 10/13/99 04:32:35 My URL:http://www.saiyan.tub My Email:dontcallmekakirot@notkaki.rot Address: 4444 Snake Way City: Roofland State: Roofland Zip: R-O-O-F-U Country: Namac | Comments: looks like i got here just in time! you guys have been putting people in pain again havent you BFE? you know, not a senzu bean can save you now, because im going to kayoken your ass! my power lever is much higher than yours will ever be, and you all know t! youre just as stuck up as vegeta, and half as witty(and tall)! so prepare to face the wrath of a super-saiyan! KAAAMMM-MEYYYY-HHAAAMMM-MMMEEEYYYY.....HAAA!!!!! |
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Cool-o-Meter - 10/13/99 04:28:06 My URL:http://www.dy-no-myte!.pop My Email:coolrate@coolnet.yug Address: N/A City: B/A State: F/A(t) Zip: H? Country: Upper Elbania | Comments: Hi, and thank you for applying your band: BFE, to the dynamic Cool-O-Meter(TM)! Cool-O-Meter rates BFE's coolness at: 1. I'm sorry. Would you like to try again? |
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uranus(pronounced urin-us): the god of poser punk - 10/13/99 04:23:29 My URL:http://ddt.aok My Email:unfrain@kornfool.com Address: giggly! City: or does that State: have Zip: a "e" Country: before Phone: the "y" | Comments: Fear my wrath! check out the bands aok and ddt next time they come around! they dont suck as much as you, well mabye ddt does! lost of "love"......alex crap! |
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alex mack(the tv star) - 10/13/99 04:15:49 My URL:http://www.nickolodeass.com My Email:indie@fuerte.com Address: you City: are State: cool Zip: for a Country: poser Phone: band | Comments: YOU SUCK! Yup I'm one witty bitch! |
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Shaggy - 10/02/99 08:00:15 | Comments: like, zoinks scoob! these guys suck! a he-he-he! lets like, head back to the mystery machine, im soooo hungry! |
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Royal Trumpeter - 10/02/99 07:44:01 | Comments: Make way for the King!!! |
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Nelly - 10/02/99 07:42:10 My URL:http://www.angeredwoman.com My Email:arrgg@mad.mad Address: Don't City: Patronize State: Me | Comments: hey alex, i would just like to say that im sick and tired of everyone saying my name in that lame expression: "whoa nellie". why doesnt anyone ever say "whoa bob", or "whoa cornelious", or something to that extent? i just feel angered, and sickened at the thought of being brought up all the time jsut cuz hicks like to say that! how would you like it if i started saying: "crazy alex!" everytime something surprising happened?! huh? huh? think about that you sick log. love, nellie |
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Alex Mack - 09/15/99 09:55:30 My Email:haeblerr@aol.com | Comments: Woah nelly.., and to think, i had assumed that y'all would've given up by now.., oh well. Well, BFE is no more, and we're all moving on. Thanks to the fans who were there for us. and thanks to all you guys who felt the need to log onto your computers e ery single day and tell us your opinion, we really appreciated it, and i'll hold you all near my heart for a long time to come. In retrospect, it would've been nice for one of you nay-sayers to have actually said something remotely intellegent, but alas, some people are just too immature or ignorant to understand. have a great life y'all, i know i will. just became a father on Aug. 30th. and the new band is starting up as we speak. This message is merely to let y'all know that we've stopped monitoring the website, and that we appreciated all the support. love ya! XOXO - alex |
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Lost guy - 09/12/99 21:49:38 | Comments: have any of you seen my keys? i thought i put them next to the dresser, but theyre not there. |
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King Creon - 09/12/99 21:46:29 My URL:http://www.braveryandrooming.com My Email:poyboy@foofgogs.hot Address: 5555 fiferboy lane City: Guppy land State: DO Zip: lock Country: Shatty Fatmas Phone: 38 | Comments: hello men! do you like the book antigone? that is a good book. it portays a battle between law and just causes. i like it very much. i was wondering if you could write a song about antigone for me! that would be very kind of you! much care and trust, alfonso aguilar p.s. homer the blind poet was a hottie! |
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Goboz Forlonious - 09/12/99 07:42:20 My URL:http://www.e-logs.yule My Email:earthquake!!!!@milkdude.got Address: i live in a cake City: robotown State: columbo Zip: my fly Country: Saudi Urbania Phone: yes | Comments: wow. i like eggs more than is probally heathly. would you guys be willing to play a ho-down this weekend? weve been looking for a good bluegrass band to play, and you guys sound about as far from punk as bluegrass is, so i thought wed be able to get a dec nt square dance going if you guys played! tell me what you guys think! yee-haw! love, john wayne |
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homa - 09/03/99 04:57:53 My URL:http://www.homa4u.com My Email:beotch@hos.com Address: crackhouse City: sj State: in Zip: 9512fur Country: autralia Phone: mr.t | Comments: devin! you owe me money! i really felt something with you! or maybe it was your mom.... anyway, you both have the same size dick! hope your new band sucks! fuck off! |
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alphonso portle - 09/02/99 01:39:14 My URL:www.billgatessucks.com My Email:NA Address: i wont tell you ruffians my adress | Comments: you big scary men, you scare me, i go out in public, and breathe poor person air so i can experience the other side of life, and you know what happened? I heard music, and it was loud and obnoxious, and offensive, please stop! |
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DEVIN LOVER - 08/25/99 17:32:39 | Comments: NOOO DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooo sad that your FINE ASS is leaving the band. COME PLAY UP IN SAN JOSE AFTER YOUR BAND GETS GOING . Good luck |
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Devin - 08/24/99 22:25:50 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: Well, I never thought that I'd be sayin' this but...I too, am glad that BFE is breaking up. No disrespect, but I can't handle being in a band with Paul anymore. He only wants to write poppy songs about girls, and now he's started into his whole emo kick So, if you live in San Jose then you will hear more pop-punk love songs about girls from Paul, Alex, Scott, and new drummer Steve Forbes in their new band ONE TRACK MIND. Paul even told me that they will continue to play some BFE songs, whitch really pi ses me off, and will not try to get BFE a last show.Oh, well if he's not willing to make an effort why the fuck should I? As for me, I'm looking foward to starting and singing in a skate/hardcore punk band in SoCal called ADD. As for Dennis...who knows, but I wouldn't be suprised if he joined or started a band at UCSB. So to all those people that love to hate us... this is Devin "Hollywood if he could" signing out and saying "It was fun, but FUCK IT!!!" |
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apples and bannanas - 08/24/99 06:40:18 My URL:http://.eat.com My Email:carbosshank@hotmail.com Address: no City: no State: no Zip: no Country: no Phone: no | Comments: Listen you guys, youve gotten a lot of crap lately, but i think its good that your breaking up. its an improvement. you all should never had met. did you guys see the last seifeld? well if you did you would understand the idea of you guys shouldnt play to ether. you guys suck together, you probably suck alone. but if each of you goes off and finds good musicians to play with, then you will create a better band, and less people will hate you, you will not be redundant in your lyrics, drums, and guitar, and ou will be happier. so break up, its better for the community! its better for you. so either break up, or move to canada, cause all of their music sucks, and it would probably make you look decent. but the fact that your a san jose band raises you to a ce tain level while being viewed, when you say "were from san jo" people go wow, you guys sure will be good, then they see you, and they go "damn, they suck owl pellets." so break up and move to canada, make it best. that way i can shut the hell up. yeah, u bye now. |
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Johnny B. Gay - 08/24/99 06:33:19 My URL:http://www.nopants.com My Email:roomboy@hotgob.nob Address: 4444 Donuts Lane City: Ran Sohay State: CA Zip: 55555 Country: South Rotobob Phone: (12) | Comments: eeyyy buddys! hows yalls doins? im just a wizzin in a can, as its the style these days. well, im sorry you guys are breakin' up(just kidding), but im still gonna bug you a bit more. you see if it werent for your incessint whining, you might be considered muzak". not quiet music, for that youd have to drop the whining, AND make some good guitar lines, but still muzak. well, i must be going as im a fugitive of lettuce. bye bye! -Good Germs |
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Devin Shmevin - 08/19/99 11:42:57 | Comments: Boo-Hoo. Devin is leaving. And who the hell is this "Dave" character? I'll bet a million dollars that "Dave" is just a toy monkey playing the cymbals. At least we'll know that he can play better than Devin! Hey Devin! Who cares if you've only played "for year or so"? That's no excuse. If you really enjoyed being in a band, you would try not to be so God damn repetitive in your drumming and quit doing the same crap over and over. Maybe you would get somewhere if you worked on different drum patterns, or c ap like that. And even though you're going away, don't think you can get off that easily. Keep drumming! Don't stop, or else you'll still remain a shitty drummer who gets constant hate mail from retards like me. Then next year, you'll be saying, "I think 'm a pretty good drummer for only doing it for a couple of years." Don't you think that excuse will get old? Some people already kick ass in a couple of months. Or maybe you just don't care. |
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The un-named dis-admirer - 08/15/99 03:13:33 My URL:http://www.sosorry.com My Email:?????@aol.com Address: ???? m??????? a?? City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95120 Country: usa Phone: 2??-2??? | Comments: Man, B.F.E.'s last show...... Now I feel bad about signing your fucking gueastbook so many times (although it wasn't just me). To tell you the truth, you guys wern't so bad. anyway.....this is one of your more disgruntled observers, signing off. -Your bi gest "fan" |
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Devin - 08/11/99 07:48:54 My Email:hollow_heart | Comments: For those, or just one guy, out there looking to replace me as the "drummer" for BFE, I've got some bad news... I've been kinda replaced by a good friend of mine, Dave. He'll be the new drumer for Scott, Paul, and Alex's new side band, One Track Mind. If you really want to drum so badly for a band... START YOUR OWN |
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Bitch Protecter - 08/05/99 21:11:24 | Comments: Damn you! You stupid skinheads better stay away from my grandma! |
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Devins' flagrant disadmirer - 08/04/99 20:37:30 My URL:http://www.hatedevin.com My Email:die@aol.com Address: bitchin'!!!!!!!!!! City: had nads State: lost um Zip: at a Country: frenzal rhomb Phone: show. | Comments: can i drum for your band? i am "hotter" than Devin and twice as arrogant! and I can almost keep a decent beat (more than Devin could ever do)! so please let me be in B.F.E. cause if you don't ill get the singer from frenzal rhomb to kick your asses! P.S. He really likes to fight! |
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devin's secret admirer - 07/30/99 08:31:53 | Comments: um, sorry i'm not mel, i don't even know who mel is, but i still think you're fine devin! |
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spam - 07/30/99 00:54:28 | Comments: hey, do any of you guys have any musical background (school band or something)? cuz if you dont that would explain why your songs aren't musicaly diverse. |
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a - 07/29/99 03:55:39 | Comments: A! You guys should get some damn sounds up so not so many people would say you suck. One guy probably didn't like you and he probably told everyone you suck and you could show everyone that you dont suck that much. |
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scott - 07/29/99 00:06:29 | Comments: my woman likes candyland & i love to play it with her and only her so have a nice day!!!!!!!!!! |
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Queen Frostine - 07/28/99 23:03:47 My URL:http://www.candyland.com My Email:candyplaya@aol.com Address: 3412 gumdrop lane City: ice cream sea State: insanity Zip: 75239 Country: candyland | Comments: scott, do you like to play the game"Candyland"? I love to play that game. it is very interesting. would you like to play sometime? |
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devin - 07/28/99 21:09:10 | Comments: thanx Mel...and no I don't. |
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- 07/28/99 05:47:37 | Comments: i just wanna know if devin's got a girl, cause he's SO fine! |
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- 07/27/99 00:35:10 | Comments: hey scott, if you dont care about howe many people hate you, then why do you reply or bother telling us, its just logic (*something none of you would understand). even if a few bands like how you sound it doesn't mean any one else does, we like their musi , but that doesnt mean we share their opinions! |
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the dude - 07/26/99 19:39:24 | Comments: yo yo homey wanna jam some time puala |
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the man - 07/26/99 01:57:15 My URL:http://www.pimp.com My Email:pimp65@hotmail.com City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95120-0-0 Country: us(a) magazine | Comments: shit scott, your right! all those bands did ask you to play for them! Those guestbook signers got to be runnin a cord upside his head! I can dig it! a band thats based on getting pitty shows. did all those band really want you to open for them?or were you just "there".you might want to check up on that before you go bragging about cool bands liking your 3 chord shit. well heres something to think about: bkg and thumbs down sure did look good compared to you. funny how that works. -the man |
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Scott - 07/25/99 22:29:49 My Email:poserdoinfine@hotmail.com | Comments: hey my penis hurts! do you think one of you faggots can rub it to make it feel better? and no i am not going to fuck you in the ass! i know all of you want it there because you walk like chicks and talk very feminine. anyway, so i guess we suck, but...... ..what about thumbs down, outtaline and boy kicks girl, do they suck? i don't think so. especially since Russ from GOOD RIDDANCE is wearing a thumbs down shirt in "operation pheonix"(oh by the way that is what the new GOOD RIDDANCE is called for all of yo posers), Outtaline got asked to play in L.A. on Aug.7th with Pseudo Star and Boy Kicks Girl opened for Blink 182 at that free show in S.F. well.......all of those great wonderful bands that all of you women (i mean very young boys who don't know how to spell yet)like have asked us to play! so do you know what that means? my band and i do not give a flying fuck about what you think because th ee of the best punk bands in the bay area like us so now all of you women(i mean little boys who don't study there vocabulary words and don't know how to spell) can bend down and stick your face next to the floor because there you will find a nice fresh p ece of dog shit that my dog just left and you can eat it. thank you all for reading this you all are fags.bye-bye love scott |
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Mr. Furrry O's - 07/24/99 09:09:45 My URL:http://www.sacklag.bop My Email:hollow_dick@hotmail.com Address: 1214 Asscot canter City: Turtle Gooples State: Gogo Land Zip: 45451 Country: the wile wile wes' Phone: 1-900-gimme-a-fuckin-gonad | Comments: heeeeey guys! waaa sappaneeng? the actual signing is not necessary, the fun info said it all. (record scratch) wile wile wes' ho(t)dog! im rappin out, the # 1 g. what the fuck is up with me? im rappin out, the # 1 g. yo! (record break). |
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Devin - 07/23/99 21:39:10 My Email:Hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: Hey "Devin" - I can see youve been practicing! Your are getting better, however, I would never go on my own guestbook and insult myself, okay? Better luck next time my friend! ~devin |
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Devin , of BFE - 07/23/99 05:32:48 My Email:Hollow_Heart@hotmail.com | Comments: I think you guys are ones who suck,, if you spend all of your free time signing our guestbook and putting us down then you really shouldnt, just because we have 3 guitarist who play the same part, and a drummer cant even keep a beat on his meat, and ignour own guestbook so we look cool and spend all of our free time trying to write songs about our nonexisten girlfreinds, and even though we cant play or write a song worth a damn, at least were trying hard by open for bands that blow us off, i me n away. Devin, and by the way, WE ARE NOT ASSPIRATES!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Big Syke - 07/23/99 05:21:52 My URL:http://www.ieatmyownpoo.com My Email:bigsyke@ieatmyownpoo.com Address: yeah City: san ho State: cali Zip: yeah Country: venezuela Phone: 1-800-4sex | Comments: man you guys suck. i know youve heard it alot but really....you guys really suck...i dont know much about the band but from i know you guys area disgrace to our city....i was told there was free live sex shows at this site...but no it was just you guys... ell continue making our ears bleed and doing what you do best, which is not music |
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Therata Groganator - 07/23/99 05:21:03 My URL:http://www.eatme.org My Email:Youngruns@elias.homo Address: 1313 ToothLand lane City: the home of the Left State: Hugnog Ct. Zip: 42130 Country: Robbinstien Phone: 1-900-eat-meee | Comments: hey fags. wheres the punk rawk? i heard you guys were punk, but when i saw you, it seems i was horribly mistaken. i would just like to say that never in my life have i thrown up so many times in a period of 6.5 seconds! i think herbert hoover said it all hen he said: "fear not, a crappy band. only blue fire engines." never cross the street without looking both ways first. keep that in mind you damn commies. |
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matt magsaysay - 07/23/99 04:54:56 My Email:skankinmat@aol.com | Comments: you guys suck my cock. I was online lookin at porno and somehow i got your web page again. Dude i was in the middle of spankin my turtle, when your gay ass shit popped up! I actually looked at your web page, its almost as stupid as you. god, your web page fucking sux. im in a band, and we are hella better then you. no one would ever like you except you own mother, and each other. you are each others best friends, and your girlfriends are really your right hands with a facer sharpied on the palm. do you con ider it a blow job or a hand job. well fuck off matt magsaysay skankinmat@aol.com |
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your #1 fan - 07/22/99 22:46:16 My Email:had@hotmail.com Address: yad st. City: metal dar State: ca Country: india Phone: 1-408-268-2375 | Comments: I am your # 1 fan! i hate your enemys! let me eat their brains! you guys rule! i love your plaid brand of punk rock! i will sleebp with you guys! i am hot! -devins mom |
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- 07/22/99 04:30:21 My URL:bigtoe@leftfoot.com My Email:right foot returns for a second sweep Address: no, left foot is better City: everyone loves right foot State: left 4 ever Zip: a majority of the population is right footed, so shut up | Comments: my feet are split over many subjects (as you can guess they are possessed) one foot (left foot) hates you guys. man, he just thinks you suck. Now right foot think you guys are "gooder" left foot:you mock me? right foot: you are vain and arrogant. these guys are awesome left foot" your dumb!!!!! they play shitty music! right foot:you should know about shit, you stepped in it!!!! left foot:fuck you. "bfe" sucks, i hope they die. right foot: (screaming so as his slight new york accent shows) I hope you die. now yeild at the strength of my nails! right foot: I'll destroy you! (left foot stomps upon right foot, and forces a nail out or place) right foot: aaaaaahhhhh. que horrible! left foot:no te gusta, well the die. right foot:i know how to win, ill play the music of bfe! left foot: no, anything but that, ill yeild. anything but that stupid want to be punk, want to be mtx, and want to be third eye blind. right foot: manacal laugh! left foot:no, im melting. well, there your music just fucked up my left foot, and gave my right foot a bigger ego than any of bfe. damn. this sucks. I need an exorcism! |
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devin - 07/21/99 19:07:49 | Comments: hey "Devin" you're getting better! a couple of things though; my e-mail is hollow_heart@hotmail.com not hollow heart@hotmail.com and my little face is ;-P not ;) Got it? Good. |
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The REAL Devin - 07/21/99 18:14:07 My Email:Hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: Hey Whoever keeps signing the guestbook as members of the band, please stop. You all suck, and it puts us down even more than we already are put down. We do understand, that we may lack talent, and we may even suck dick. But were not prostitutes. And nyway, thats none of your, our loving fans, buisness. I would like to see any of you with enough guts to go onstage in front of a really good band and embarrass yourselves as much as we do. Whos got that much guts? At least we tried. Sometimes people ay stuff like were gay, and I will not comment on that. Music may not be gods gift to us, but we like to think it is. So anyway, could you all stop harrassing us and just leave us to our "posing" and leave us to be as we are, shitty, or not. Okay, real y shitty. Oh and to the guy who wanted our shirt, for whatever reason, email me at hollow heart@hotmail.com. We still love ewe ;) |
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Alex Mack - 07/21/99 07:51:05 | Comments: hey everybody! you know what? i think this is really getting annoying when all i see is hate mail. dont you people have anything better to do than just sign our guestbook? now ill admit. we suck. were horrible. we have no talent in any pores of our bodies but could you just please not rub it in so much? it really hurts when all i hear is insults! im sorry for any trouble you may have been put through while waiting for the headlining band at a show, but please. can you not kick us while were down? when i f rst read that message from: "f.u." i thought, "well, every band gets its ridiculing every now and then", but now, the shit has just hit the fan, and i feel like a beat man. i cried myself to sleep last night thinking of how your hurting words hit my weak eart. i swear i will reimberse everybody for the money they wasted at our shows! all you have to do is write to scott, at: poserdoinfine@hotmail.com , tell him how many times you saw us, and give him your address, and he'll pay back the money you wasted o our shows! its that simple! thanks to the few people who dont shower us in grief, and thanks to the even fewer people who accually sign our book with kind words, of love, and caring. well, i will see you all at the next show. i wish i could say "see you n the pit" but no one in thier right mind would mosh to something like this right? what kind of a punk show doesnt have a pit anyways? ok, goodbye all! :) -alex, BFE |
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live4punk - 07/21/99 07:21:53 My Email:live4punk@iname.com | Comments: you guys are smoking crack. i know for a fact that the only reason any one likes you is that you give you crystalized cocaine. you suck. i hate you |
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the REAL devin - 07/21/99 07:13:33 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: I think this "Devin" guy is really funny. Too bad he has resorted to middle school homo jokes though. I was expecting a little more creativity from him. His first signing was much more thought out, and not so childish. Thank Ewe! Come again... |
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Devin - 07/21/99 06:15:07 My Email:No_dick_cuz_my_boyfriend_bit_it_off@kinkybuttsex.com | Comments: Hey guys, its me Devin. Listen, I know most of you here dont like us cuz we are a bunch of homosexuals. I personally dont see why any of you have anything against homos. Were great people, just gay. And to you who dont like our pop punk, well if you would let me ram you up the ass once or twice youd change your mind. Theres nothing wrong with people who lack talent but act like theyre wrong. Whats wrong with posers, huh? Whats wrong with signing your own guestbook to make yourself fell good huh? HATS WRONG WITH PAYING YOUR SISTER TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK WITH COMPLIMENTS< HUH??? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!! |
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Shaft - 07/21/99 05:59:36 My URL:http://www.nomadscrazyworld.edu My Email:up@gooky.net Address: 77&8 Polinkski Ct. City: Gan Soje State: Dombrowski Zip: my fly Country: Los Arcos Phone: 657-4343 | Comments: hey, im not here to generate hate mail....im just here to bask in my own picture of self-implying capabilities. what do you say to that? or are you too nobulant to case your own structures? you didnt make me, i made you. you got it backwards. i constructe you, fuck you. youre a programmer names christine gontarey. you see, superpowers enable me to blend in with machinery. thats why im so enigmatic. because of my worthless aspect of dillusion. be more creacktive. then youll see why so many have flocked to erague. a wise man once said: "heres the gap again. before you jump back to the other side(using speed mode), take the time to shoot guards on distant ledges with your pistol and drop a few thermal detonators below." think about that guys. think about it. .. |
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flaune - 07/21/99 03:13:49 My Email:bigtoe@leftfoot.com Address: 1818 right foot sux rd City: no left foot sux, i hate left foot State: left foot rules, ill cut off your toes Zip: hey, fuck off Country: how can i? im a fuckin left foot. now die Phone: ill slit your veins aaahhh die die die | Comments: if you guys all have girlfriends, then why do you write songs about not having girlfriends????? oh and to who ever said it is hard to play three chords is an idiot. a power chord which they use takes two fingers. if you can count you can play their songs. if by some twist of fate you do "keep rockin" do it somewhere else cause i dont want you guys to ruin anymore shows |
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13 year old - 07/20/99 23:16:32 My Email:needtoiletpaper@aol.com Address: shack City: mexico city Zip: 44562 Country: mexico | Comments: Hey! I was wondering where I could get a BFE shirt because I feel like i am wasting mexico's precious resources when I use toliet paper and I want something more worthless to wipe my ass with. |
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Adam - 07/20/99 22:16:45 My Email:sweetpea_177@hotmail.com | Comments: bfe rocks! And fuck everyone else who doesn't think so. Keep kickin' guys. Every musician starts from somewhere and you guys are pretty fuckin' good for just starting. Ask all these pussies to play your "3 chords" and see how many really can. Don't g t discouraged brothers, just keep doin' your thing. |
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devin - 07/20/99 06:18:19 | Comments: Well, it's nice to see that we have'nt gotten any more "real" hate mail. As for being losers without girlfriends...Dennis has a lady, Scott has a lady, Alex is engaged,and I just broke up with my lady yesterday and am already talkin' to another knock out So as you can see...We are far from lonley losers. ;-P |
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- 07/20/99 04:21:09 My Email:suckit@aol.com City: san jo State: ca Country: us | Comments: you guys create "pop punk" and say that it is punk and everything which punk is about, but you guys dont fit it at all. punk is not about trying to be thrid eye blind. All your songs are about how you dont have a girlfriend, and you "are a fucking loser." I agree fully with you. you are a loser. I think you guys could be a lot better. practice, get off your stupid love struck streak (every damn song) and write something that isnt the same chords that you use in the rest of your songs. something different a d maybe even you guys could try being original. then you wouldn't suck as much. so just have fun sucking, or try to get better. I mean damn!!! DAMN!!!! |
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jorge - 07/19/99 21:21:12 My Email:randomnumbers@42.com Address: no City: no State: no Zip: no Country: no Phone: no | Comments: hey, this isnt hate mail like everyone but o just wanted to ask why you guys replky to your hate mail? why do oyu sign your own guest book? are you a guest? well anyways, just let them sign your book, only your fans will see how much people hate you. but hen people are ignorant, and fear independant thought, so that if they think people hate a band, they won't go to shows for fear of social exclusion. but oh well. I guess you guys know what your doin, so peace out |
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Alex Mack - 07/19/99 10:17:20 | Comments: oh yeah, by the way, if you weren't such a stupid fucking moron, you'd have noticed that all your posts are about 5-10 minutes apart. So whoever you are, go find someone else to envy. love ya, alex. |
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Alex Mack - 07/19/99 10:15:04 | Comments: Y'know what i hear? Sounds like a bunch of musicians who're bitter because thier band can't get shows. :) Y'all should get over this jealousy thing, green aint yer color. You can go ahead and talk shit all you like, these intelligent "you are gay, you su k" are really interesting. Let's me see how 13 year olds think. By the way, if you're not 13, i think you should go back to school for a while, because your ignorant babbling is fucking ridiculous. We welcome y'all to dennis & devin's going away show o August 28th at Jersey's Steak house, it's $5.00 at the door. hugs and kisses. alex. |
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mike batipede - 07/19/99 07:01:09 My Email:mikey804@aol.com City: san jose State: CA Zip: 95120 Country: CA | Comments: I seriously dislike you guys! I am an aspiring musician, and i hate you guys. I think your lack of skill is comical. i see you get a lot of hate mail, but im not gonna put anythingh random, i just want to say you guys suck ass, and can fuck each other, ju t stop playing music. please stop opening for good bands. you ruin the fucking show! now im gonna leave you to your basterbating and your arrogance! Mike battipede |
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Mehdi the Grogonator - 07/19/99 06:51:00 My URL:http://YoYoYouAssAssassin,watchoutbeforeieatyou.org My Email:mzaman14 Address: Bobby Bouche's Huntin' Cabin , Huh Hic! City: San Joho State: POOOOOOOO Zip: 69 dudes Country: Bolivia Phone: You Hoo | Comments: YoYoYo You think your the ass assassin, while your not couldnt even screw your freinds dogs one legged pet rooster withour gettin little pecker pecked off. But if you could play music half that good then you just might not suck Denise Krogans big fat co k! Your Ass Assassinatin' Bother,,,,,,,,,,,, MEHTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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matt magsaysay - 07/19/99 06:41:48 My URL:www.bfesucksabigfatdickthatsshovedsofaruptheirassthattheycantevenseeit.com My Email:skankinmat@aol.com Address: pompous baseball player City: san jose State: CA Zip: 95120 Country: USofA | Comments: YOU SUCK!!!!!! I hate you guy. You guys ruin shows by playin shit. I'll FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!! oh and the jargon of capitalists that follow jarjar binks, and eat florecent milkshakes and throw melons at the wall. This isnt about the music anymore. It's about communisim vs. capitalism. I killed you sisters ferret dildo!!!! I stole you math award, and half your brain. You sold half your brain for the 2 lessons of music it took you guys to learn 3 chords. and yes this is my real name and email adress, and i will freely state my opinions if emailed. Cause i know you guys suck. from matt magsaysay |
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devin - 07/18/99 10:47:30 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: dude, the smoke keeps blowin' in my fuckin' face!!! Some of ewe people got problems and some of ewe people are just assholes! I'm an indian and what the fuck is this shine on stuff about? I'm gonna finish my glass of water so I'm not hung over toumarroe. So BfE will stay cool and stuff and I cant read my keybored. and im fakking over in my chair. much love devin ;-p |
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The Masked Avenger - 07/18/99 08:04:22 My URL:http://www.x-men.com My Email:topraman@squiggles.com Address: Go Go Gadget Humdinger City: Shelbyville State: Eggo My Legs Zip: 12 Country: North Haverbrook Phone: 555-poop | Comments: nobody listens to poor jimminy. i just dont understand why Captain Quazar can be cruel! i says to him, i says, "but cap'n! we dont have the power to make it to Boninga 6!!", and do you know what he said to me?! he said, "what are you doing in my house?!" dunno whats up with him these days! this is just what happened with that whole Lettuce Land incident! people change. they change in horrible mysterious ways! its crazy. i mean, i was completly fine until those lab experiments. the ones where they gave me the prostate of a wild emu. i still to this day have trouble crapping!! it sucks! oh yeah, and you guys are in a band or something too, right? thats cool, im not a music person. i just find people, and kill em. its a tough job, but someones gotta chew the apples, and i figured, "hey! its my turn, and i want my share of the profit!" so i left him standing there in a pool of sweat and dirt, chuckling at his supperfulous dilema. it was almost uncanny how much he looks like a well cooked can of mountain oyest rs at that point, but thats a whole nother can of beef, eh? yeah, you guys are good soldiers. mabey sometime we can go canadian hunting together. shine on you crazy indians, shine on! |
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Smokey the Bear - 07/18/99 07:49:02 My URL:http://www.learnpants.com My Email:hugerat@deuling.com Address: 0001 Big Talk Ct. City: Ansay Joseay State: Nebr-ASS-ka Zip: 88888 Country: Toolooligans Lane Phone: 1-900-no-talent | Comments: hey scott. why do you have to pick on others? does it make you feel big? are you some kind of "jolly green giant", if you will? making fun of the little people will only make you happy for so long home-dawg. one day you will be totally isolated from every ne else, and you will think, "why? why, oh why didnt i take sprint PCS?! WAS I SO BLIND?!" then youll realize....THIS IS CHINATOWN!!! and remember. only YOU can prevent forest fires scott. not devin, not alex, not paul, not even dennis BWAA! only you scoo . now eat yer damn cabbage you sadistic pig!! |
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serious guy - 07/18/99 04:15:00 My URL:http://nojoke.com My Email:west@aol.com City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95120 Country: us | Comments: hey! i wish those "assholes" would stop signing your guestbook because it was so much more entertaining with "fan" mails and your egotistical chatter. I heard you guys once and you were ok (if you are into that kind of thing), but these guys are "out of l ne". i "think" that they should "leave you the fuck alone". i do "not" know "what" their "problem" "is". Next "time" "try" "heavy metal".Kiss "my" ass. Serious guy, who likes to dress like a serious girl. |
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King Golay - 07/18/99 04:01:51 My URL:http://www.kidsinmyass.com My Email:wheresthecreamfilling?@aok,com Address: 5656 Treedog Ct. City: Dodoy Gotmilk State: CA Zip: 11111 Country: Yerf Redemn Phone: 1 (408)-scotts ass | Comments: hey scott! you are "the" shit! i have no legs. bi-otch. you know what they say, you see someone with that booty action, you LAY 'ER DOWN, AND SMACK 'EM YACK 'EM, COLE GOTTA BE AT sheeit. scott: is gay. ugly simmons has the fear of a nation.scott, you may rite songs about girls but my ear is bleeding. eat that yoko ono! now, down to business. i..want you...to SHUT THE HELL UP!! and thats the bottom line, cuz devin is gay. scott, if u havent already noticed, this signing is to tell u u r gay! or are u? yes! that wasnt to hard. you need to masterbate less and start yo-yoing! its what the kids are doing! write songs about yo-yos for a change! top of the muffin TO YOU!!!!!!!!!! p.(m.)s. remember, when walking through a melon patch, do not change your sandals. |
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red guy - 07/17/99 23:33:32 My Email:redguy@aol.com | Comments: hey i dont know why those guys are clowning on you. just because you are arrogant and only use 3 chords in your songs is no reason to fuck up your guestbook. scott, you cant kick everyone's ass. |
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Scott Lagwagon Wilson - 07/17/99 19:27:26 My Email:sbpc4life@hotmail.com | Comments: hey all of you pussy faggot pieces of shit who suck cock for crack. all of you are really gay and you just want to be noticed by us 5 guys. well i'm sorry, we obviously are not fudge packing queers because we write songs about girls! thank you for suporti g us, and paying money to get in to our shows. the 5bucks you retards pay goes to us. why don't all of you fucking homos come see us on august 28th so my band and i can kick your fucking nuts off and shove them up your ass because that is where you like i . |
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Alex Mack - 07/17/99 04:50:31 | Comments: Dear those of you that are less than fans; Sure, we play Pop-punk, so what? What difference does it make to you how we choose to express ourselves? What makes y'all so superior? Isn't that the complete opposite of what a punk's supposed to be? It's al about the kids who didn't fit in, getting together and expressing themselves, and trying to have a good time. You call us posers, but in reality, it's elitist little kids like you, who are systematically fucking up the scene and everything that punk roc stands for. Maybe someday you'll understand what punk means, but i doubt it'll be any time soon. So until then, keep on trying to be "cool". XOXO sincerely yours, Alex-BFE. |
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little dinger - 07/16/99 20:58:28 My Email:uh i forgot Address: 3064 Lantz Ave City: San Jo State: Czchedkcodlja Zip: 95124 Country: akldfhakdfa;lj :!> Phone: 377-4647 | Comments: i saw the show on friday w/ prop 808. dennis, whats w/ the guitar? paul rocks. scott rox. im wondering if my band can play with you guys on your last show. we're called permanent holiday. just wondering. oh well. hi everybody else. |
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nick - 07/16/99 18:19:15 My Email:Gringo1248@aol.com | Comments: Really, Devin? is that really the story, or are you trying to cover up your lame ass? and whats this? your proud of this "pop punk" shit you play? really, now. how pathetic can you get? Oh and who are these people that like you? your best friends? your mother? |
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devin - 07/16/99 09:26:47 | Comments: I'd just like to say thank you all. We enjoy all the attention that we have recieved lately. I'v got some bad news and some good news. The bad news is for all the people that hate us so much. BFE did not break up. It seems that someone forged Scotts and my names and made up a cute littl story (it was rather funny). The good news is for the people who like us (yes their are people out there who do really like us). We didn't break up. The POP/PUNK juggernaut known only as BFE is still alive and kickin'. Once again, thank you all for s gning the BFE guestbook. ;-P |
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Omar Al Jabbar - 07/16/99 06:52:32 My URL:http://www.cavemenintheirfuckinunderwear.com My Email:elbano@glapos.com Address: 7879 Dickless Dr. City: Los Banos State: AL Zip: 11111 Country: West India Phone: (415) 555-8790 | Comments: BFE really sucks. in fact i wrote a song about it. it goes.... "ever get that feeling that everythings goin wrong like you need a big ol enema and another for your schlong? but if youre down on yer lucks listen to a band that really fuckin sucks thats why we got BFE. B-F-E! butt fuckin egotists B-F-E! braggin faggin jerks! B-F-E! will they ever get a clue? B-F-E! nah, they really suck" Thanks for your time! I appreciate it everybody! See you all at Okey Daws! |
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nick - 07/16/99 06:12:21 My Email:gringo1248@aol.com | Comments: "Hey, im BFE. Im a punch of large, wet pussys. . Hey , look at me! I'im the bass player for BFE. Strangely enough, im a bigger poser then my butt - buddy Devin. Me and my friends the faggot guitar players write three chord songs and i write pussy little bass lines to them. Gee, i wish i was just like NICK!! man he actually displays some talent when he plays. i wish i could suck his dick. but hed probably smack me if i got near him. im such a discrase. i should not insult normal musicians ith my filthy presence. Gee, im a fag." HAHA YOU GUYS BLOW MY FUCKING SISTER COULD PLAY BETTER SHIT ThaN YOU!!! OOOOHHH SO DEVIN< ARE YOU GONNA |
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Billy Hectorius - 07/16/99 04:54:58 My URL:http://www.beef.com My Email:beefyboys@aol.com Address: 2627 Gonads Ct. City: San Hosay State: Kaliferniad Zip: 95169 Country: South Africa Phone: 444-4441 | Comments: The day i have been waiting for has finally came! BFE is breaking up! Woohoo! Break out the kegs, cause I'm partying ALL FUCKING NIGHT!!!! |
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Chaz Idiot - 07/16/99 04:25:50 My Email:crappypunkrock26@hotmail.com | Comments: Fuck you guys. BFE was a kick ass band. fuckin posers ruined it. BFE FOREVER! |
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Scott Wilson(bfe) - 07/15/99 10:17:37 My URL:http://www.boykicksgirl.com My Email:poserdoinfine@hotmail.com | Comments: Yeah, i guess you all read what Devin wrote about the band. It's true, Except th epart about the reason we kicked him out, we told him it was because of artistic differences and he sucked at drums, but it's because he was a faggot ass POSER, we walked in n him listening to N*sync (not that i have anything against N*sync) but he was jacking off with PAUL IN THE ROOM, listenign to N*sync, so he had to go, and th eband is over with. Sorry to all the Fans, we love you all, IMA POSER -out |
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Devin Butler - 07/15/99 10:06:58 My URL:http://www.bkg.com My Email:hollow heart@hotmail.com Address: bfe st. City: bfe town State: bfelifornia Zip: 95bfe Country: Bfe Phone: 911-3455 | Comments: Sorry guys, all of our fellow followers and faithful friends but we have some bad news. The band broke up, Me and Dennis got in a fight and the band decided to kick me out. They said i suck at drums, but i don't? RIGHT?!?! i know all of you are my fans ou there. Well, i told them i'm taking the band name wiht me and they can't use it, therefor the band is no more. I neve rlike dth ename anyway... I thought it meant "Bitches Fucking Elephants" But hey, they liked it....I guess i saved them form that embarr ssment huh? Well, this site is closing down too, so no need to visit anymore. Later guys, we loved you all...BFE WILL LIVE ON!! ~Devin Butler, signing out. |
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Alex Mack - 07/15/99 06:27:09 My Email:Haeblerr@aol.com | Comments: Thanks for keeping in touch. we really appreciate you kind words and hope to see you at the next show. :) -alex, BFE |
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Jim - 07/15/99 05:45:29 Address: 1415 Redhand Dr. City: San Jose State: CA Zip: 95120 Country: The great 'ol US of A | Comments: Hey Devin, how come you call everyone else pussies, when all you're doing is the same thing? You're just swearing at them, and getting frustrated at them, but you're not doing it to their faces, are you? Plus how could they possibly say this to your face? Most of the people who signed this saying that you guys sucks, only saw you once. Now correct me it I'm wrong, but they don't know where you live, correct? They don't know where you are all the time. So how could they say this stuff to your face? Mabey th y would if they could, but they can't. Just thought i might bring that fact to light! |
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devin is pissed - 07/14/99 20:02:43 My Email:www.hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: Well, the hatE-mail comes again. Let me guess, you guys are all friends. Well all I have to say is that all you're doin' is proving Alex and I right, you're just a bunch of pussys that can't say that shit to our faces. Bottom line is, if you don't like us, then don't listen. We get paid, and I don't care if it's because the venues feel sorry for us, because we're havin' fun. That about it. Oh yeah, Fuck all of you that talked shit. |
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daniel - 07/14/99 18:05:03 My URL:http://www.hipocrasy.com My Email:sivaeb@aol.com Address: 5270 chesbro ave City: san jose State: ca Phone: 247 9027 | Comments: oh my god you guys are so freakin awsome!! the last show you played just blew me away.can i be in the band to?i just wanted to say hows it goin and all. where did you guys get this talent its freakin amazing. devin and pual you are the MAN!! you guys should be playin at clubs and such. and when can i get a cd and band poster huh?well thank you for your time.ps: as if, you guys really really suck and that was probably as close as you guys could get to a good comment. your show sucked and devin you are horrible. alex, you need to stop banging 12 year old girls and get a life okay, i know your only fans are nsync rejects but its ok.well i'm sure you get to many of these openly constructive, vibrant mails so i bid you a-dew |
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fLaMeR - 07/14/99 17:57:16 My URL:http://www.bfesucks.com My Email:i3flameboy@aol.com Address: 6127 lester rd City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95246 Phone: 629-0925 | Comments: fuck you you guys suck. what up to all my homeys in the band..not.why do you guys even have the integredy to have a web sight.you're not even punk, you're nsync with no talent.keep on telling yourselves that you are good and kicking ass but we all know ho it really is. and devin, you suck, you can't kick anyones ass you hard core piece of shit, i'd like to see you even throw a punch. so go get all your homeys and 12 year old little girl fans to come kick my ass and see who laughs last. why do you guys eve try to play?, the only reason you get paid at gigs..if you really even do is because the people feel so sorry for your pitiful asses that they have to make it look like they are enjoying themselves. ok i'm finished |
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Devin - 07/13/99 06:55:44 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: I never said that I was really good at playin' drums. All I said is that for only playin' drums for a little over a year and teaching myself, I'm all right. I dare any one to say that shit to my face. Come on you little "hardcore" bitches! Bring it on I'll fuckin' tear you apart and break as many bones in your bodies that I can until I either get pulled off of you, or until I get aressted. It's happened before, so try me bitch! Cause even if I don't finish the job, I'll either get the Italian mafia to finish it or I'll get West Side Mob to jump your ass. Come on bitch! I'm sorry but you don't come from the Bronx and not have any hook ups. So bring it on, cause if the right don't get you, the left one will. |
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BoB C. COcK - 07/11/99 20:46:37 My URL:http://www.Clitoris.com My Email:bobbyjosko@aol.com Address: 6050 corte verde dr City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95111 Country: usa Phone: 629-4011 | Comments: you guys suck the assin. you be ah suckin the assin of the richard folk. i would rather fuck jar jar binks than listen to your water buffalo mating calls that you call "punk rock" the world is sick of you because you smell and stink like yesterdays condom your drummer is worse than a toddler with pots and pans up his ass. all you people that like bfe are fucking screw ups and devin in one way or another. i hope this charade doesnt last long. you guys make nsync look like god...with a diaper on. remember n w, one dick is the helmet in the bush pS: you guys suck assin, you really really suck assin, oh wait i forgot...YOU SUCK ASSSSSSSSSIIIIN!...ok i'm finished |
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Alex Mack - 07/11/99 07:52:39 My Email:Haeblerr@aol.com City: San Jose State: CA | Comments: Welp.., good to hear from y'all.., hope to see you at the next show. :) and thanks for the constructive criticism.:) you may not like us, but you went outta yer way to come to our site, and that's touching..:) First off, we're all bros doin' shit that e like to do, and playin' music that we like to listen to. if you have a problem with that, oh well. As for playing Pop-Punk, and whatever problems some of you have with that style of music, eat shit. We get shows, we get paid, you don't. :) the fa t that you had to come online and talk shit remotely tells me alot about ya. next time come talk shit at the show, pussy.. :) -Alex |
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george - 07/10/99 21:58:26 My Email:george28 | Comments: well what can i say....... i mean jeez........ well theres onne thing i have to point out DEVIN SUX AT DRUMS!!!!! where'd that guy learn how to play. u guys would sound a lot better with a drummer that can play more than one beat and one fill. what were u guys thinking man!! ditch devin dudes, he sux horribly. and tell him to stop braggin about his drummin. it makes me sick |
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ethan elash - 07/09/99 01:32:44 My Email:eelash@aol.com City: hayfork State: CA Country: usa | Comments: wow! i saw you "cool kats" at the chemical free zone. I was so amazed at your utter lack of talent that i vomited on my best friend! MY GOD! Do you guys realize that you only use three chords in all of your pussy-core songs? I was offended when I realize the crappy make-up of the band! WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE GUITARISTS? Your guitar lines only require one guitarist.....TOPS! I was appalled by your obscene display of "punk rock"! I know it is a waste of time complaning about a band on their guestbook, but ou should be open to criticism! P.S: Why write on your own guestbook you pompus jerks? -ethan |
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Mike - 07/07/99 22:56:42 My Email:mikethepunker@hotmail.com Address: ??? City: san jose State: CA Zip: 95120 Country: take a guess | Comments: hey, i just wanted to say you guys are the worst excuse for a punk band i have EVER heard!! i may have only been a freshman this year, but the second i heard you i was disguted! c'mon guys! play some music!! i know for a fact that scott likes pennywise, a d AFI, God knows he wore those shirts every damn day at lincoln; play something like that! youre just wannabe mr. t experience!!! crap man!! show some talent!! and play like a band next time ok? i saw you guys with boy kicks girl and i almost left. im gla i didnt, boy kicks girl, and thumbs down were rad as hell. i dont have anything against you guys...your music just sucks. alright, thanks fer listening... -MikE |
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f.u. - 07/07/99 22:47:25 My URL:http://f.u. My Email:f.u.@f.u..com | Comments: f.u. you guys suck! |
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Hollywood - 07/06/99 10:26:30 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: yeah, the guestbook is back up and running again. Cool. |
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Vince LoDI - 06/24/99 22:13:54 My Email:crappypunkrock26@hotmail.com City: San Jose State: Ca Zip: somewhere around here Country: Canadia Phone: what phone? | Comments: sorry. i messed up last time i signed your gestbook. uh, i saw you guys play at the chemical free zone with my friend Beck and you guys kicked major cow nad! anyways, uh, be cool, and have your prostate checked regularly. Cya L8r, homie G-SpotS |
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Vince LoDi - 06/24/99 22:09:56 My URL:http://idon't know My Email:crappypunkrock26@hotmail.com | Comments: |
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Michael Becker - 06/15/99 05:26:31 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Hall/6909/index2.htm My Email:ubf_punk@pacbell.net City: San Jose State: California Zip: 95131 Country: USA | Comments: You guys are one kick ass band! I heard you guys live a couple of nights ago! I just was wondering if you guys will have a cd and where I could get it! I hope you guys play some more shows really soon. Well Cya l8r. Beck |
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Hardcore Hollywood - 06/09/99 16:48:19 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com | Comments: Dude, Pawl ran over my leg yesterday, but that's okay. I came away from the accident with only a road rash on my back and ass. Dude, we're now gonna go from being stupid high school kids to stupid college men. |
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Brett - 06/09/99 05:42:00 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/spishak My Email:Spishak33@aol.com City: belmont State: CA Zip: 94002 | Comments: Wow your guest book is really wierd! Well it's me Brett, the bass player from your brothers in Spishak, nice page ya guys got yourself here. We'll have to go out to Denny's some time soon so we can get loaded and yell at the waitresses. We'll I gotta g and finish looking at my internet porn, oh and good luck with the band or something! See ya kidz! |
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Guess Who? - 06/03/99 17:35:55 | Comments: Does BFE stand for "Boy's For Enis?" I think so, Scotty love! Kisses, Brucey |
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Guess Who? - 06/03/99 17:35:37 | Comments: Does BFE stand for "Boy's For Enis?" I think so, Scotty love! Kisses, Brucey |
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doctor hallam - 06/02/99 18:41:06 | Comments: hi paul and scott... you guys are the coolest in the world. i am nothing without your guidance and support... thank you for your wisdom |
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Derek "im gay" phfol - 06/02/99 00:02:58 My URL:http://888paintball.com My Email:bigpenboy@hotmail.com Address: your mom at her pussy rd City: Port Byron State: Ny Zip: Whats a zip,duhhhhhh(remember im from port byron) Phone: 673-2471 ask for derek | Comments: |
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Derek "im gay" phfol - 06/02/99 00:01:46 My URL:http://888paintball.com My Email:bigpenboy@hotmail.com Phone: 673-2471 ask for derek | Comments: |
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Derek "im gay" phfol - 06/02/99 00:01:35 My URL:http://888paintball.com My Email:bigpenboy@hotmail.com Phone: 673-2471 ask for derek | Comments: |
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Big Sexy - 05/21/99 05:09:36 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Paris/LeftBank/2730/SBL My Email:BIG SYXXY@aol.com City: SV State: CA Country: USA A-OK | Comments: Hey BFE- I saw you guys a little while ago w/ Corrosive 8- some pretty good stuff if i say so myself. PLease check out my band, SBL's, website- we are ska but eh close enough to pop-punk! |
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Brucey Pop - 05/18/99 17:27:39 | Comments: Guess Who? That's right, Scotty love, it's your sugar daddy. I don't know who this Alex character is, but I wouldn't mind him joining our little love affair on, and off, the internet. As for your "diarrhea", I wouldn't mind licking it fresh out of your as hole! Oh, you just turn me on with your dirty words! You yelling at me just makes me hotter! You don't know how kinky I am. But maybe tonight, you will. Until then, adieu. Hornily Yours, Brucey. P.S. That girlfriend of yours can't quench your desire. I'm the real thing. |
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Scott (bfe) - 05/17/99 18:42:52 My Email:poserdoinfine@hotmail.com | Comments: All of you are bitches for not writing your correct name! Fuck off Bruce Enis (you can eat my diarrea shit). To the rest of the bfe fans, i love you all! |
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Robert Doisneau - 05/16/99 22:12:20 My Email:ground_0@hotmail.com Address: Le Baiser De L'Hotel De Ville City: Paris State: France | Comments: was prom was the shiznit!?! It seems a couple of pop punkers got lucky, one punk/hardcore guy got really drunk and had a great time, and one "2"er was played on by some bitch(that hella sux). Will a song come out of a night of lust, broken hearts, and dr nken blissfullness? If that wouldn't make a good BFE song, I don't know what would. we fill soon see... |
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naaaaatasha. - 05/16/99 08:01:27 My URL:find it and win a silver dollar. My Email:moonhalox@aol.com Address: erm... no. | Comments: Oh, such drama in the BFE guestbook.. and what's with the nosey questions? Flat out asking a person for their address and phone number takes all of the fun out of stalking. When shall we see a Paul Lovers Fan Club? |
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hollywood - 05/12/99 00:27:04 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com Address: thetopic City: fied State: yourname Zip: drive Country: folks Phone: number | Comments: who the fuck is bruce enis? I think that it's Alex, the master of disguise. anyway, whatever. |
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Bruce-Pop - 05/05/99 20:05:18 | Comments: Dear Scottie, Well, I'm back. I see that you haven't written me back. What gives? Does my love for you not register in that sexy head of yours? Have you left that skirt of yours? I can give you better lovin. Well, I hope you hear my pleas, and I must depart. Adieu. Hungrily yours, Bruce. |
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Hollywood (if he could) Butler - 05/05/99 05:58:02 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com Address: 823 Blewette Ave. Apt.143 City: Forgetville State: Ofmind Zip: yourpants Country: musicsux Phone: sex | Comments: Well...we meet again. I come to tell you that the time is nearing and soon there will be no hope of salvation. You will all bow and pray to me, do my biding, kiss the ground I walk on, and give me what I want when I want it. Oh yes, it will be so. Oh es. Those who stand in my way will be rounded up and thrown into a hole of scorpions, but you will have time to think, the last to go will see the others go before him. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-HA |
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Bruce Enis - 04/27/99 20:06:45 Address: 0069 City: San Francisco State: Cockifornicator Zip: 95069 Phone: 978-cock | Comments: Dear Scott, Hi. My name is Bruce. Somehow, i stumbled upon your website. Your tall, hardbody and your smooth, babylike face really turns me on. I couldn't help but notice how your package bulges out of your long, light brown army pants. I love how your thick, pouty l ps pucker when you squint. And how the sun reflects off of your golden blonde hair. oh, I can't get enough of you. Gee, you must be wearing space pants, cause your ass is out of this world. How about you dump that loser girlfriend and get with someone you own size, if you know what I mean. Well, I'm all hot and bothered, now, and it hurts to type. Anyway, I need both hands for what i have in mind.I'll contact you at a later date. Smooches. sexily yours, Brucey-Pop. |
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Jody Explodey - 04/27/99 18:00:48 Address: 165 n. 14th steereet City: Pudding town State: ca ca california Zip: 95112 Country: BlehLand Phone: 998-bleh | Comments: Hey, Crap band!. What smells? Oh, it's you!. You guys were the bomb on friday. Too bad there were only four people watching. Paul was strutting, Dennis was snarlins tall, and what's that other guy's name? Eh, I forgot. Anyways, you guys didn't deserve the number of people you had at the show. You deserved a semi-truckload! Maybe more. I think you guys would've had that if I was in the band! Yeah.........Bleh! Well, class is almost over. I gotta take my cigarette break. Ha. |
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Devin - 04/25/99 03:34:43 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com Address: fu City: San JO!!!! State: CA Zip: fufufufufu Country: US FU Phone: FUF FUF FUFU | Comments: What the fuck?!? Why is little mis monica tellin' everyone that Dennis and I have "bad blood"? I think that she needs to shut the fuck up before I get the lead singer of LOS RABBIS to put his dick in her fuckin' ass!!!!! |
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winkey - 04/22/99 00:52:16 | Comments: My Penis Herts when I hear BFE play! |
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christopher - 04/18/99 06:41:12 My Email:prop808@aol.com Address: 408 raymond ave City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95128 Country: usa Phone: yeah yeah | Comments: bfe? big fat elepants? blond fag elite? what does bfe really stand for? i've been curious for awhile. you know what? i think you guys have some kinda of secret plot to take over the world with pop-e punk rock. well let me tell you something you big losers it wont work! bfe you guys rock my world. i love you all. i wanna take you all home and keep you in my bed. so i could sleep with you all every night, and rest at ease. especially you paul. youre the sexy guy in the band. thats right. i think your sexy p ul. i dont care if the world knows. will you marry me? well scott your the runner-up. so if paul wont marry me will you? ill be good to you both. how bout we could all get married. we'd be a big happy family! imagine what our kids would look like! if you re taking me serious, you are the fag! later sk8ers! love chris |
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christopher - 04/18/99 06:36:38 My Email:prop808@aol.com Address: 408 raymond ave City: san jose State: ca Zip: 95128 Country: usa Phone: yeah yeah | Comments: bfe? big fat elepants? blond fag elite? what does bfe really stand for? i've been curious for awhile. you know what? i think you guys have some kinda of secret plot to take over the world with pop-e punk rock. well let me tell you something you big losers it wont work! bfe you guys rock my world. i love you all. i wanna take you all home and keep you in my bed. so i could sleep with you all every night, and rest at ease. especially you paul. youre the sexy guy in the band. thats right. i think your sexy p ul. i dont care if the world knows. will you marry me? well scott your the runner-up. so if paul wont marry me will you? ill be good to you both. how bout we could all get married. we'd be a big happy family! imagine what our kids would look like! if you re taking me serious, you are the fag! later sk8ers! love chris |
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Jody Lody LaLaLopez - 04/16/99 19:48:06 Address: 14th street. aw, yeah City: San Hoe State: CaCa California Zip: 95112 Country: PuddingTown Phone: 998-Hotstuff | Comments: Yo....My name is Jody. I'm here to say. I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way. bfe is the band to play. Why'm I rhyming for, anyway? Well, I say you guys need a hot chick in your band. Can I suggest a certain rap star, Dj Jodee? Yeah, I can spin some phat beats like nobody's business. You guys need a fresh new sound. Wait, I'm thinking of a song idea..... "JODY JODY JODY" JODY JODY JODY" JODY JODY JODY" "Jacob's the Devil.yeah......" Yeah, that's a punk-ass song! Well, the time is close at hand for your guys' big review at the fabulous Campbell(?) Teen center. I'm sure your fan (And no, that's not a mistake. 'Fan' is meant to be singular) is really excited. Ha Ha Ha. Ah, I'm just funn n'. Anywayz, good luck. And don't forget who the Jodester is. |
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Adumb - 04/14/99 05:18:37 My Email:sweet_pea177 Address: fuck off dr. City: butt fuck Gilroy State: CA Zip: 9021-fuck you Country: NEW YORK Phone: 1 800 fuck Gilroy | Comments: I would be honored to butt fuck all of ewe. |
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FLiP - 04/13/99 08:04:03 My Email:sickkid0@aol.com | Comments: This is the bassist for Santa Cruz skate punk band Abhorrance (shameful plug for a band] and I haven't heard you guys yet but I hope to check out a show sometime. |
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Devin - 04/12/99 06:34:25 My Email:hollow_heart@hotmail.com State: SAN HOE!!!!!!!!!! | Comments: who the hell are all these people?!? Hey, is BFE fuckin' around again, trying to make it look like people give a rats ass about us, or do you people like us? You really like us! Hawaii is the shit! PAINAN!!!!!!!!! Love is worse then A.I.D.s Oh yeah...I got some in Hawaii!!!!!!!!!! |
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Scratch Wilson - 04/11/99 23:25:25 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/~b-f-e My Email:poserdoinfine@hotmail.com | Comments: Who the Fuck is the Jakester? Devin sucks butt if he can't drum on the 23rd! Paul get off your trunk! Alex wake the fuck up! Dennis how many girl freinds do you have again? Go to togo's (Almaden Exp. & Camden (next to Safeway)) and meet a member of BFE. He works only on Sundays,Tuesdays & Thursdays after five. He is the tall guy with the funny looking hair. later scrilla fools. |
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The Jakester - 04/05/99 19:47:19 My Email:rooco@earthlink.net Address: 3*0 n 1$ st City: S@n Jos& State: Ca Zip: 95!1$ Country: U.#.A Phone: 555-eat shit | Comments: milkey is the best littly boy in the world. And drunk on life boy can go suck on an egg and put it up his butt then have it with a tall glass of milk and fart the biggest fart in the world and the wind will be so strong it will knock down the whole world |
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Depak Chopra - 04/05/99 05:50:05 | Comments: In you innermost souls.., deep inside you.., you close your eyes and feel the rush of inspiration.., a moment later, it is gone.., but we are all the richer for the passed moment. BFE.., You have given me inner light.., thank you. Love, Depak |
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Maia Angelou - 04/05/99 05:48:47 | Comments: Yes.., i know why the caged bird sings.., and it's truly BFE!!! |
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Robert Frosty - 04/05/99 05:47:46 | Comments: Hmmm..., Ahhhhh... |
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Oscar Wilde as ever - 04/05/99 05:46:58 | Comments: ooohh.., BFE you chaps are tthhiimmppllyy thhhhtunning!! perhaps we can talk about your thhwwweeett little tthhoonnggs over crumpethh and tea? |
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Walt Witless - 04/05/99 05:45:56 | Comments: I find this band udderly perplexing. This paradox, this enigma, this phenomenon known as BFE is simply stunning. If only Ewe Had talent my boys.., if only..... |
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S-X - 04/04/99 19:29:28 My Email:Hollow_Heart@hotmail.com Address: 143 Blewette Ave. City: Forgetville State: CA Zip: 14342 Country: USA Phone: none of your bee's wax | Comments: BFE are a bunch of studs. Is it true that Paul got some more action from the girlies?!? That guy is a pimp!!! |
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Scott Wilson - 04/04/99 00:08:59 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/~b-f-e My Email:poserdoinfine@hotmail.com Address: 6505 korematsu ct City: san jose State: california Zip: 95120 Country: U.S. | Comments: BFE is the shit!!!!!! |