Some say GOD - 11/30/00 20:10:10
My URL:http://www.elguaposcantina.com
My Email:elguaposcantina@yahoo.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Just one, didn't want to spoil lunch.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: I still have all 10, but that could change very soon.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): I don't wear pants. :) (hey big boy)
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: None in the pockets, but I have many in other places I can't share with you right now.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Well the Beaver didn't have teeth but the mouth did! Oh, and the number, 69!
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Yes I like to pet myself sometimes. (it was my child nickname!)

Comments:
I would have had a better time jerking off to some Colby Cheese in the Meat Market! I would mush rather just flash a chicken on the fourth of July in Guam! That is all. Good Day!

Buttman - 11/30/00 02:16:26
My URL:http://www.butt.com
My Email:Butt@butt.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Buttteen
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 5 on my butt
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 15 with my butt
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: One stuck up my butt
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: none, uhh...butt!!
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: on the butt

Comments:
Butt butt butt butt butt butt butt

Brittney - 11/22/00 05:34:18
My Email:rockgirl@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Did you say socks or COCKS?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10~Do you want to suck them?
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Should I weigh my panties? I'm not wearing any pants.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: I don't have any in my pockets but I have some somewhere else........hmmmm
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: I've bean w/ a beaver before, but I don't think she was toothless.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Only if they pet me first!

Comments:
I'm ptetty lonely here all by myself....

Lance dickins - 11/18/00 03:05:50
My URL:http://www.hotmale.com
My Email:gayfag@hotmale.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: While they were on a guy's feet?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10, silly
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Why don't you measure them?
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: I've got a baguette...
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: None, would that turn you on?
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Does that mean penises?

Comments:
No I'm not a gay, thank you very much.

pretty good, cant stop laughing... - 11/11/00 21:34:06
My Email:JerAngShel@yahoo.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: None, so are they tasty?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10, and want to keep them all
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Not wearing any.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Dont have any pockets
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Npne, but I have a beaver, her name is muffin
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: as long as they dont spit on me....

Comments:
Very funny site... Makes no sence to me, but Iam a blonde so not to much does anyway. I guess thats why I can relate to it....Keep it coming..I will be back to see if any thing has changed..

Cletus - 10/22/00 08:12:14
My URL:www.bushoncrack.com
My Email:jack@hoffmann.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 3 pi
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 6.2
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): I live in montana and do not believe in pants.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Are you insulting my food source?
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: My brother looks like a toothless beaver. He's also my cousin, pa and mother.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Only really hot ones.

Comments:


Jimbo - 10/22/00 08:06:00
My Email:what kind?
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: right...
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10, duh.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): w/ my genitalia in or not?
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 2 and a loaf of bread
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: yes

Comments:
you have too much free time

Pop N Fresh - 10/19/00 19:51:00
My Email:CREMEalaYUM@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: only 5
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 3, don't ask
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 12.6 lbs, don't ask about that either
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Oops.. I wasn't supposed to eat them yet, was I?
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Every full moon during the winter.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Only when they pet back.

Comments:


Freak - 10/12/00 22:26:34
My URL:www.cartoonporn.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: None, dumbass
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10, duh.

Comments:
Your page sucks. You suck. Visit my page, it's better.

Mike. Backwards, it's ekiM. - 10/12/00 01:13:41
My Email:xanadu1977@hotmail.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 80
Number Of Toes On Your Person: toes?
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 1078
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Original or creamy Italian?
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: just once, but there were a lot of them.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: sure, why not.

Comments:
hey, you're on the QR board. I'm Emeralds and Jets. You are goochunks. No, wait, is it the other way around? or is the sky groon?

NoneOfYourDamnBusiness - 09/14/00 07:23:44
My Email:nothankyou@biteme.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 10
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): never weighed them
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 1...hard as a rock and moldy too
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: 190....the little bastard always catches me unawares and drage me off
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Yes...they make me horny

Comments:
I laughed.....I cried...I wet myself....I saw God.....all while looking at your site. Good work young man...good work.

Amy - 06/21/00 06:35:32
My Email:babylove99082804@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: um none that i know of
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 10 last time I checked
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): good question
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: none I don't have any pockets but if I did there would be atleast 8
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: too many to count
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: yeah who doesn't porccupines are sure nice also

Comments:
This was a very interesting web page I can honestly say that it was worth the time I looked at it I got a good laugh out of it and it made me forget how bored I really was! Thanks :o)

George - 05/31/00 07:56:52
My URL:http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/classics/manifesto.html
My Email:jmh@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): -2.4
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Shouldn't it be walri? Or walrae?

Comments:
I'm sorry, I really can't get over how funny the Lionel Ritchie bit is. I mean, for crying out loud, I've seen that how many times and I still crack up...

Dave Lister - 02/06/00 07:40:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/mad_dog_uf
My Email:Please.
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Not sure. I ate 10 once, but I had to get up to get some salt after the 4th one.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 9 pounds, 3 shillings 4 pence
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: None. Why would I have cinnamon rolls in my pocket? Sheesh.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Assuming you don't mean a SINGLE toothless beaver, about 14.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: I do so every chance I get.

Comments:
I need to sleep. But I am inexplicably not tired. Maybe if... no, that wouldn't work. But they do call me tricky for a particular reason. Well, to be honest, no, they don't. They really are the pyschos that no-one thinks they are. But I want to see ore Paul Verhoeven films.

JustSomeChick - 01/28/00 06:25:16
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: I had a cat named Socks once, but i wasnt able to eat him all in one sitting. His left hind leg is still in my freezer. **question to self** Can cat flesh get freezer burn?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: I used to have 10 toes, but they got in the way so i had to get rid of the 2 big ones.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): My dog pants.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: I dont like cinnamon rolls...I prefer donuts, but i keep them in between my breasts so that they stay warm and squishy.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: I have a beaver.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: No, but i like wetting palruses.

Comments:
"There coming to take me away, Ha Ha."

Knowing Star - 01/26/00 02:40:12
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: (Foot fetsh??)
Number Of Toes On Your Person: I don't collect toes, thanks.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Not wearing any.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: No pockets either.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Once. His name was "Velvet"
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Depends on how big they are.

Comments:
As I put on the QR message board: When you were released from the Mental Hospital, didn't they tell you to keep up with your meds?? Right now I'm trying to figure out if you're a threat to society as a whole, or just to yourself! This website is a COMPLETE breakdown of humor....I LIKE IT!! I LIKE IT!! LOL!! Some funny S**T!! (Please, make sure you get a restraining order out against yourself!! I'm SURE your Psychiatrist has one!!) Thanks for the laughs, Kat

Darrin - 12/02/99 06:43:52
My Email:DRamos9731@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: It doesn't specify pairs or singles. I have eaten 17 singles, but I'm not sure if "dress" sox count. You know, the really thin on s my dad wears?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 14 total--7 on each foot. 1985 All-State Swimming Champion!
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): What pants? My complete wardrobe consist's of hospital johnnies. Dr.'s orders.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: I keep 1 in each pocket so I can be Princess Leia from Star Wars whenever I feel like giving myself a "Hand Solo".
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Just once, and I don't want to talk about it
Do You Enjoy: No, but I do enjoy them petting me!

Comments:
No comments....I plead the Fifth Dimension!!

Scotty Mac - 10/08/99 07:32:34
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Cabaret/4955
My Email:staple@montana.net
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Oh God how I wish I had more time to just sit down and enjoy a good sock now and then.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: e) one of the above
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Just the pants I am wearing, or all of my pants?
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: No
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Yes
Do You Enjoy: Seven

Comments:
Look! No hands!

Mad dog - 10/07/99 21:13:06
My URL:http://www.mts.com
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 13
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): I am not wearing pants.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Which pocket?
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: 4, if you count beavers that have fake teeth. Otherwise 9.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Right now I'm mad at the Walrus community, so no.

Comments:
"I've seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark" maybe six times, so when I heard they were going to be doing a live version on Fox, I tore open the Spicy Nacho Doritos and burned a spot on the couch for the night. Then instead of Indiana Jones, the first thing I see is Maury Povich. Right then, I knew something had gone horribly wrong." - Moltar, re: one of Fox's recent specials

Allotta F - 06/05/99 00:22:25
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: I don't like the taste of socks. I prefer nylon stockings.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: I was born with...
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 1.64, it's about equal to a US dollar
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Just the crumbs from the one that I had in there earlier. I was hungry.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: 0. I don't particularly enjoy the idea of being abducted by a toothless beaver.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Of course not. I don't like being in the arctic.

Comments:
Uh huh.

jason - 05/13/99 20:46:57
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 236
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 12
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: once but i'll never admit it.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: only when i've been drinking

Comments:


Snupholuphogus Johannsen - 04/10/99 08:10:21
My URL:http://www.IhavenoURL.com
My Email:Madhogwash@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Splendid you should ask...Hamburgers!
Number Of Toes On Your Person: My person that I have hanging in my closet has ten toes. He'll be so happy you asked!
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): I'm sorry, I don't wear pants. Strictly muumuus for moi.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Well, since my muumuu doesn't have pockets, I have to secure the cinnamon rolls to my midsection with duct tape. I assume this counts, so 38.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Well, several have tried, but I am just too fat to be dragged off by any kind of beaver, much less a toothless one. Maybe if they all ganged up on me...
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Hmmm...yes.

Comments:
Well, I would just like to say that I thoroughly enjoyed perusing the contents of this wickedly refreshing website. Kyle my man, you are a genius. I'll be back for more!

HarleyQuinn - 04/02/99 16:21:04
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Academy/5823
My Email:harley_quinn@mailexcite.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: ohh, my tummy is grumbling! if only I were wearing some now!!
Number Of Toes On Your Person: which person of mine are we talking about?
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): "I'm not wearing any pants" -Wakko Warner
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: none - the wooly wombats I keep there ate them all :(
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: do I count the times they became toothless after abducting me?
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: the roughness of their skin excites me...

Comments:
I like. More satisfying than a bowl of hairy monkey tits for breakfast!

Intestinal van McBungalpains - 04/02/99 07:43:21
My URL:http://www.fancypants.com
My Email:Fancypants@fancypants.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Funny you should ask...none.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: Why 16, of course.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 1.3 pounds, except for when I am carrying my dinosaur. Then, also 1.3 pounds.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: It's hard to tell, they are all mushed together. The big cinnamon roll ball that has resulted, however, weighs approximately 47 pounds. And, as we all know, your standard cinnamon roll weighs exa tly 6 pounds. Therefore I have 8 cinnamon rolls in my pocket. (I took a bite out of one)
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Well, I haven't been abducted as such. But once upon a time I went for a cocktail with a beaver who, as it happens, had no teeth.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: No, but I like to smack them with my larger than average penis.

Comments:
Comments, eh? I'll give you some comments.

Hector Villinueva - 04/01/99 23:40:37

Comments:
I don't want to participate in your survey because I am afraid that somebody will think I'm weird just because I don't eat socks, or keep cinnamon rolls in my pocket, or pet walruses. I'm just your average Joe. Sure, I was a catcher for the Chicago Cubs a few years back, until I got too fat and the guys starting calling me names. Like Mark Grace would call me "fatty," and Ryne Sandburg would taunt me by yelling "I have food over here, Hector." Assholes. The best memory I have as a Cub was when I disco ered Kyle's website, and I brought my laptop into the clubhouse to have everybody look at it. They just said, "I don't want to look at your fat friend's web site, chubs." I said, "Hey, Kyle isn't fat; he's actually kind of skinny." They were like, "yea , right. Lardass" So, I guess what I am trying to say is that you are only as fat as Kyle's web page. Or something. I'm baseball's Hector Villinueva for Sovereign, Inc.

Moonshine Brightly - 03/31/99 07:15:24
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: A local radio show had a contest to see how many socks a person could consume. Since I had never won any type of contest, I decided to give it the old college try. Seeing how I had eaten my fair share of te nis shoes I thought it would be no problem. When I arrived at the site of the contest, the disc jockey told me that someone had just eaten 91 socks. I said "Load me up a trough of the soggiest, smelliest socks you can lay your meat hooks on. They gathe ed up 107 socks. I was able to eat every damn one of them and was feeling pretty good about my chances when the judge of the contest said I had only actually eaten 87 socks. As it turns out many of the socks had some pretty big holes in them and the jud e was not going to change his stance on the subject. So I decided I could muster up the courage to eat another dozen socks. As luck would have it I accomplished that amazing feat. No pun intended.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: Only five since there are no toes on my prosthesis.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Well it depends if I am wearing a pair of working jeans or a nice khaki pant. Either way I guess you are looking at about 3 pounds.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: I actually prefer to keep them in my shoe. I like the gooey feeling between my toes. But to answer your question I keep one spare in my pants.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: It depends which toothless beaver you are speaking of. If it is the toothless beaver with a mohawk, I have been abducted by him about five times. But if you mean the toothless beaver w th a purplish baboon ass I haven't been ubducted by him yet. Although I look foward to it. I hear he is a lot of fun.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Yes. I really enjoy a little HEAVY petting with all animals.

Comments:
It warms my heart to see that there are other disturbed beings in this world other than myself. You truly are a man full of nonsense. By the way, I like the Wizard of Oz.

I. M. Huge - 03/31/99 00:49:44
My Email:rhcl@asu.edu
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 3 if you count my pet parrakeet "Poly"
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 8 1/4 because of the little MLK escapade.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 47 (in ounces) whoops 59 lbs
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: one in my ear not that that is any of your business
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: never by a beaver
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: not especially only when its convenient

Comments:
I have no comments for you at this time but I think that you are a person that has no bearing on my thing that is of the use that afformentioned toothless beaver. If that is your real name. Yours Sincerely I.M. HUGE (Harry Curtis)

Herve Villachez - 03/23/99 21:31:59
My Email:GAGnzls@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 3, the tube socks with stripes are pretty filling
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 0. Had the toe on my person surgically removed by my proctologist
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 44 when that diarrhea acts up
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 2 but I don't think that's frosting on my rolls.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: once, but I think it was my grandma without her dentures
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: only if they pay for dinner

Comments:
You get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie! By the way, the test came out with two lines.

Lex Rushon - 03/16/99 21:25:30
My Email:jan.estling@araby-dalbo.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: just one! still hungry!!
Number Of Toes On Your Person: have not counted them yet, was on Himalaya thenother day
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 0.5 that goes for my suspensoar
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: don´t have any pocket (suspensoar!!)
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: twice, in my dreams
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: yeaaaaaah love it!!!

Comments:
Ha ha!!!fun!!!! will recomend this homepage for my friends. Take care! Rush´n Roll! Swederusher Lex Rushon

Bryan Grove - 03/11/99 07:49:59
My Email:BYK345@aol.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 74 pair
Number Of Toes On Your Person: was 12 but 2 were surgicaly removed and Iost 3 in an accident so I now have 7
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): I am a nudist
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: duh I have no pockets
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: once and thats why he is toothless now
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: only the females

Comments:
keep up the good work Kyle!

gunthar gable williams jr. III - 03/11/99 07:19:18
My Email:ralphwiggum88@yahoo.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Well one time I went to Target and ate their entire stock of mens and womens socks(632 packages of 4 pair. That's 5056 socks!!!). Once finished I found that I was still hungry so I bought the socks of the 184 cusomers(which normally would come out to 368 socks, but there was a man who had only one leg and needed only one sock. When I asked what happened to his other leg e said a toothless beaver ate it). In short I have eaten 5423 socks in one sitting.
Number Of Toes On Your Person: I started out with ten, but those bunions seem to have spawned new toes of their own.
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Since I find it neccesary to keep 15 cinnamon rolls on my person at all times along with the scissors I use to manicure my lawn with I would have to say 34 pounds and 11 ounces.
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: As stated above 15. I have found that not only do I like the gooey feeling I get from having them in my trousers, it also keeps them very warm and fresh.
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Fortunately never after hearing the guy in Targets story.
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: yes. i ilke to pet them and rub them and hug them and dress them.

Comments:
The writings of Kyle have changed my life. I decided to give up my futureless career as a go go dancer. I also have given up such hobbies as making fertilizer from my own dung, taking a bite of every chocoalte in a box or candy, my sheep fertility exper ment(it is not what you think!) and finally seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a delicious tootsie roll pop. Bravo to you Kyle!!

Bob McPoodledung - 03/03/99 09:34:27
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Eating socks? What's wrong with you people?
Number Of Toes On Your Person: Ten
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): How would I know?
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Why would I have cinnamon rolls in my pocket?
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: I assume I would as I love all of God's creatures

Comments:
I would just like to say that this entire webpage is a colossal waste of space. Furthermore, I feel violated for having wasted precious moments of my life perusing the windbaggery which is contained in this site. GOOD DAY!

Brian Gilbert - 03/02/99 16:59:46
My URL:http://www.public.asu.edu/~bdg13784
My Email:bdgilber@collins.rockwell.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: I'm still eating...I'll let you know in a couple of days
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 9.5 (I got careless with the clippers)
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 0 (I'm not wearing any)
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 0 (see above)
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: 0 (I AM the toothless beaver)
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Who doesn't?

Comments:
Kyle has once again proved himself to be the master of nonsense and all things nonsensical. His random ambiguous wit exemplifies his impaired yet hilarious mental approach to this foldorol-filled world of ours. In the tradition of Jack Handey, Kyle takes the absurd and makes it even more absurd. One look at his web site and you will say: "Wow! That's good buncombe!" By the power vested in me by the International Association of Writers of Gobbledygook and Purveyers of Fine Donut Fillings, I d b Mr. Kyle "King of Codswaddle".

Klaus Kall - 03/02/99 08:12:31
My Email:SeanAz8000@AOL.com
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: 12, twice
Number Of Toes On Your Person: 11 and 3/4
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): 10, up to 25 with caca
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: 3, 1 in my fly
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: 36
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Doesn't everyone?

Comments:
I would just like to say that I thouroughly enjoyed your site. Spectacular! Two thumbs up... my anus while I looked at it. That made it quite difficult to move the mouse or type stuff. Butt I managed. I'll be back often. Thank you kind sir. Das ist sehr g ot, ja!! Klaus

Surly Pete - 03/02/99 05:59:11
My Email:None of your damn business
Most Socks You've Eaten At One Sitting: Seventeen
Number Of Toes On Your Person: Six
Weight Of Your Pants (In Pounds): Thirteen
Number Of Cinnamon Rolls In Your Pocket Right Now: Six and a half
Number Of Times You Have Been Abducted By A Toothless Beaver: Three quarters of a time
Do You Enjoy Petting Walruses?: Yes, yes I do

Comments:SHUT UP!!