Card Names
- John J. Jinklehimerschmidt (sean)
- Phil A. O'Fisch (kyle)
- Sissyphus C. Davis (mike)
- Supercalafragalistic X. Pealadocious (kyle)
- Percy Handbag (sean)
- Harvey Lichtenstein (sean)
- Anne Gyna (sean)
- Nester Fairbanks (sean)
- Arthur I. Tiss (sean)
- Julio Conquestador II (mike)
- Harry A. Niss (kyle)
- Chip (mike)
- Dan Glingparticiple (sean)
- Chet
- Wolf Mann (kyle)
- Delbert McAnus (sean)
- Ken U. Diggit (sean)
- Rupurt J. Girthihave (mike,sean)
- Algernon McStinky (kyle)
- Cancer S. Tumor (kyle)
- Bea Hooves (kyle)
- Dr. Claudius O'Butthole (kyle)
- Master Bates (sean)
- Photodevelopment Jenkins (kyle)
- Dick E. Normus (kyle)
- El Taquito Jr. (mike)
- Eaton M. Enemms (kyle)
- Fuh Z. Wuzzywuzabare (kyle)
- N. Ima Bag (sean)
- Howmuch "Wood" Couldawoodchuckchuck (kyle)
- Dew Schbagg (kyle)
- Sir Edgar Poopsalot (kyle)
- Dewey Decimal (sean)
- Mr. Poo P. Pance (sean)
- Holden Cox (kyle)
- Bob S. Old (kyle)
- Butch Dykes (sean)
- Lederhosen J. Glockenspiel (sean)
- Traci Ottame (sean)
- Pants J. Xylophone (kyle)
- Val A. Dictorian (sean,mike)
- Dick Assman (sean)
- Ped O. File (sean,mike)
- Godzilla Smith (kyle)
- Frank N. Beans (sean)
- Sal Manilla (sean)
- Joe (mike)
- Ghengis Green (sean,kyle)
- Rowan A. Bote (sean)
- Luke Emia (sean)
- Bo N. Arrow (kyle)
- Diaper Rash (kyle)
- Tex Ticcles (kyle)
- Bo L. Movement (kyle)
- Cal Q. Laiter (kyle)
- Marge A. Rynne (kyle)
- Qua C. Moto (kyle)
- Ruprecht (kyle)
- Jaime Lick (kyle)
- Woody Stiphcok (kyle)
- Manny Oover (kyle)
- Wise N. Hymer (kyle)
- Mel Tingcheez
- Al Dewitt (sean)
- Kweez N. Art (kyle)
- Yul Dewitt (sean)
- Gus
- Weil Dewitt-Together (sean)
- Patchy P. Jenkins (mike)
- Andy Bentcock (kyle)
- Felix Macon-Love (kyle)
- Mya Dix-Long (kyle)
- Titty A. Lumpkin (mike)
- Yardstick P. Hastings (kyle)
- Billy T. Filabuster (mike)
- Bran "Muffin" McArthur (kyle)
- Pansy Phillips (kyle)
- Elwin G. Glockenspiel (sean)
- Augustus September (sean)
- Hector Q. Whimsicle (mike)
- Mel Nurrisht (kyle)
- Klause T. Door (sean)
- Cubby T. Wolfenheimer (mike)
- Lederhosen (kyle)
- Superman Jones (kyle)
- Fifi O'Foffenfeffer (kyle)
- Doug A. Hole (sean)