Roll Call
By Sean, Mike and Kyle
- John J. Jinklehimerschmidt
- Phil A. O'Fisch
- Sissyphus C. Davis
- Supercalafragalistic X. Pealadocious
- Percy Handbag
- Harvey Lichtenstein
- Anne Gyna
- Nester Fairbanks
- Arthur I. Tiss
- Julio Conquestador II
- Harry A. Niss
- Chip
- Dan Glingparticiple
- Chet
- Wolf Mann
- Delbert McAnus
- Ken U. Diggit
- Rupurt J. Girthihave
- Algernon McStinky
- Cancer S. Tumor
- Bea Hooves
- Dr. Claudius O'Butthole
- Master Bates
- Photodevelopment Jenkins
- Dick E. Normus
- El Taquito Jr.
- Eaton M. Enemms
- Fuh Z. Wuzzywuzabare
- N. Ima Bag
- Howmuch "Wood" Couldawoodchuckchuck
- Dew Schbagg
- Sir Edgar Poopsalot
- Dewey Decimal
- Mr. Poo P. Pance
- Holden Cox
- Bob S. Old
- Butch Dykes
- Lederhosen J. Glockenspiel
- Traci Ottame
- Pants J. Xylophone
- Val A. Dictorian
- Dick Assman
- Ped O. File
- Godzilla Smith
- Frank N. Beans
- Sal Manilla
- Joe
- Ghengis Green
- Rowan A. Bote
- Luke Emia
- Bo N. Arrow
- Diaper Rash
- Tex Ticcles
- Bo L. Movement
- Cal Q. Laiter
- Marge A. Rynne
- Qua C. Moto
- Ruprecht
- Jaime Lick
- Manny Oover
- Woody Stiphcok
- Wise N. Hymer
- Mel Tingcheez
- Al Dewitt
- Kweez N. Art
- Yul Dewitt
- Gus
- Weil Dewitt-Together
- Patchy P. Jenkins
- Andy Bentcock
- Felix Macon-Love
- Mya Dix-Long
- Titty A. Lumpkin
- Yardstick P. Hastings
- Billy T. Filabuster
- Bran "Muffin" McArthur
- Pansy Phillips
- Elwin G. Glockenspiel
- Augustus September
- Hector Q. Whimsicle
- Mel Nurrisht
- Klause T. Door
- Cubby T. Wolfenheimer
- Lederhosen
- Superman Jones
- Fifi O'Foffenfeffer
- Doug A. Hole
- Dingleberry Butterscotch
- Al V. Dersehen
- Linus Winkietiny
- Duncan Cox
- Lavender Metalmuffins
- Ray D. Ant
- Lowell Stinkenferter
- Todd L. Dieu-Schbagg
- Fartface Schnelenender
- Boris Todeth
- Twangtwun
- Joe V. Ull
- Ziggy Winkietites
- Adam Uppin
- Ng
- Willie Mammoth
- Jose Shishkabob
- Frank N. Stein
- Stanley Stoolflakes
- Fu
- God Anderson
- Ghandi Harris
- TheTinman Jones
- CowardlyLion Williams
- John J. Johnsononingson
- Fay Miss
- Joe Cuppa
- Kyle O. Graham
- Milo Meters
- Bob Frapples
- Art U. Dunn
- Steven Even
- Stacy A. Show
- Frasier Answerintheformofa-Question
- Amber Dextrous
- Annie Maw
- Al Ian
- Bo Dacioustatas
- Hugh Jetitties
- Jean Pool
- Jerry Curl
- Goatas