Clowns Suck

An Essay By Kyle Sovereign

Have you ever seen a bunch of kids crying their heads off at a birthday party? If there was a clown at that party, then the chances are pretty good that you have. Clowns have long been known as the symbol for child entertainment, but just how much do kids like these bigİshoed houligans? Many children are entertained and do enjoy clowns, but a surprising number are actually afraid of the big-nosed, wig-wearing goof offs. It is for this reason that clowns are not suitable entertainers for children.

Some kids are not afraid of the clowns or their shenanigans, they find them very funny. A clown is the best thing there could possibly be at a party. The balloon animals are the most adorable things they have ever seen. The shoes and the rest of the outfit are just plain hilarious. None of these things seem intimidating, but quite the opposite, they are very funny.

Most kids have a completely different opinion of clowns. They find things that are funny to other kids to be quite scary. For example, the big clothes, the wigs, the makeup and just the way clowns act. There's no way to really explain why some kids find clowns scary and some do not. It's the same as asking why some kids are afraid of the dark and some are not, it just depends on the child.

Clowns should not be considered such a great way to entertain kids when they are so scary to some. No matter how many children at a party like the clown, there is going to be at least one child in the corner wetting his pants because he is terrified of the freak.

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