My Essays

Hello. Below you will find essays that I have written for my various english classes throughout my illustrious high school and college career. You'll be pleased to know that I got excellent grades on each of these essays. Well, all except the one about farts. Go figure. Anywho, enjoy!

Bagelvision
Pillow Biters*
Clowns Suck
Clowns Suck (The College Years)
Fuzzy Eyebrows
Hell's Bells, What Smells?
Nipsey In Springtime


*Co-written by Robb Long

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