*Poof*Poof*Poof*(There's people in the background)*Poof*Poof*Poof*

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The Poofie Game! Whee!
What is Poofey?
Chat in the PoofRoom!
like AOL, only Poofier!
Who is Poofey?
The Poofey Bookstore!
Soil The PoofBook*Smell The PoofBook

Some Poofey things to use while CHATTING:
Poofey: #######(*_>*)#######
Eyez: o(* _> *)o
Dan: ~(*_>*)~
Bloat: ( * _> * )
Cat: ([*_>*])

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_{Don't click on this. Or Poof will eat you.}

This page is in no was associated with The EYEZ! They're TOO FAR APART. Or maybe it is. <note the DUM DUH DUM music from the Egypt video.> So remember, even if you ARE poofey, the sand tickles when you run. But you wouldn't want to run for too long because your fro would bounce too. And you would leave a trail of fro-oil wherever you go. And then wild ferrets would follow you and eat thru your skull. And then it would take 4 more years to grow another fro.
This page by me.
"Poofey" and "The poof Page" are registered trademarks of the National Poof Company, INC., and the photographs and other materials included on this website are protected by copyright and are the property of Poof, and are used with the permission of Poof. This page is in no way affiliated with POOF-TOYS. Because they are crappy and they don't make dolls with poofey hair that are soiled in manure and look like they have greasy skin and lots of RED marker to look like blood. Because only marker can be used as a RED substitute, and NO, you cannot use the RED that you get from Proud Amelican Days because that is used for throwing in Port-o-Toilets when people are trying to potty. And it is not fun to eat the Proud Amelican Days's RED because it contains Lactose. And Lactose contains Paul which contains Pez which contains Fiber which makes you all poopey. And when you Poop you make a Poof out of you and Eyez. As opposed to ASSUMING which you should NEVER do. Or NIñA will kill you. She can see you.

Baffle.

Dont' listen to it! They're Japaneese! Ahhh! Only POOFEY people click on those things!

First created 8/5/97 by Peetah Vanek.
Also thanks to Gretchen for her graphics. Last modified on 1/2/99 at 8:23 pm by Bad Bad Amelicans©.