Turning Japanese The Vapors I've got a picture, of me and you. You wrote I love you, I wrote me too. I sit and stare at it, there's nothing else to do. Oh it's in colour, your hair is brown. Your eyes are hazel, and soft as clouds. I often kiss you when there's no one else around. I've got your picture,I've got your picture, I'd like a million of you all round my cell. I want the doctor, to take a picture, So I can look at you from inside as well. You got me turning up, and turning down, Turning in and turning round. (Chorus) (Repeat 4 Times) I'm turning japanese, I think I'm turning japanese, I really think so. No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark. Ev'ryone around me is a total stranger; Ev'ryone avoids me like a Psyched lone ranger, That's why... (Chorus) (Repeat 4 Times)