NonSense


Listening to the radio
Trying to figure out 
What's wrong with the world today
The news reports of more bad news
And B.B. is the King of the blues

Now I know this makes no sense
But did anybody see where my girlfriend went
She was drinking at the bar
Caught her going solo in the bar of my car

Klondike bars make good ice cream
Liked watching that movie Scream
But the sequel lacked a little fire
Left something to be desired

Now I know this makes no sense
But did anybody see where my girlfriend went
She was drinking at the bar
Caught her going solo in the bar of my car

Saw a pig flying through the air
Guess that cliche just died
I can't eat my eggs cooked green
Eat 'em scrambled but can't do fried

Now I know this makes no sense
But did anybody see where my girlfriend went
She was drinking at the bar
Caught her going solo in the bar of my car

	--solo--

Now I know this makes no sense
But did anybody see where my girlfriend went
She was drinking at the bar
Caught her going solo in the bar of my car