-[ AWARDS ]-
that YOU can win!
Here we give out TWO (2) awards...
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The awards look exactly like those except without the red words sprawled across them... please note that these are not only awards, but legally legitimate i.o.u.'s for oral sex, so you not only win an award for your web site, but a completely transferable pick-me-up.
To win an award, email me an essay in 100 words or less including your email address, web address, and most importantly a reason as to why you deserve the award/sodomy. Please also include your sex, and please indicate if the award you want does not coincide with your gender.
Be warned, that not just anybody gets an award out of me, only the people with the coolest web sights and best hygeine will win the award...
Fred and Bob's page
cool page, shopping carts, my mates for life...
Happy Death
Dark salmon's page of cool stuff... animations, choose yur own adventures, and the award my site now owns....(grin)
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