You've found the hidden track! You don't, like, win a prize or anything. But you do get to hear this neat tune...

Who says you can't do jazz on a MIDI sequencer?

Well, anyway. You be the judge. This is a 12-bar blues big band sorta tune about a guy who sent his woman presents every day via overnight delivery. And she goes and runs off with the UPS guy.

She's what we call a "no-good doney."