Doot Doot Doot Doot MTV News (originally my concept from my story to her about Gavin.) This is Kurt Loder with MTV news. Earlier today a young girl named Jessica Lee of Beavis and Butt Munch spotted Zac. (Beavis and Butt Munch is the name of the band I am starting). She ran up to him and started to talk really fast. Zac got scared and ran away. He went into the Forest of Trees and spotted Isaac. Which frightened him even more because Isaac was streaking. He ran far far away and hasn't been seen within the last 24 hours. He was last spotted running down Main Street with a twinky. (every state has a Main Street) If you have seen Zac please call 1-800-KURT because I want him! (Kurt runs off the camera in search of Zac) M T V News... You hear it doot doot doot doot FIRST!
[Follow up to Laura's story, by Jessica]
My my name is Jessica Lee from the Grammy winning band Beavis and Butt Munch. As you know I am the lead singer. I was the one that was talking to Zac before he disappeared. If you want to know the real truth, here it is.
Zac only ran away from me not because he got scared, but so he could make people think he has to run away. In a sense he did run away. He really didn't mean to run into the Forest of Trees. That was very scary for him. He ran away, but now he is happy because he is staying with me until he recovers from the shock of the thing that happened in the Forest of Trees. He is doing very well. I found out that we have many things in common. If you want to know the complete truth, please deposit $5.00 now. [You deposit $5 in quarters] THANK YOU! [says an operator]
Zac and I have been dating for a week now. We are in love. [Zac gets on the phone.] Everybody listen. I would like to announce this on national telephone please. Jessica, I love you dearly. I think we were made for each other. That is why I am asking you this very important question. Jessica, will you marry me?
[Jessica picks up the phone] "Oh my gosh, Zac, I didn't know you felt that way. [Yeah, right.] I love you, Zac. I have loved you ever since I first saw you in my dreams. [Going a little overboard, aren't we?] Of course I will marry you. [Of course!] I am freaking out right now, but I'm holding it in. I love you, Zac.
[Zac answers] I love you more, Jessica. [No, I love you more. No, I love YOU more. I love YOU more than more! No, I love YOU. . .] We will be together forever.
Later that year. . . "MTV News. You hear it first. This is Kurt Loder broadcasting live at Zac Hanson and Jessica Lee's wedding. They are just about to tie the knot within a few hours. You remember when Zac asked Jessica's hand in marriage on my hotline to find Zac? You should remember. Here is the Maid of Honor, Laura Redmond. Let's see if we can get a word from her. Laura, so do you know where the honeymoon is?"
"Yes, I do, but that is to remain a secret."
Kurt asks, "How are you and Gavin doing?"
Laura replies, "The baby is due in six more months."
Kurt asks, "Is it a boy or girl?"
Laura says, "Gavin and I would like for it to be a surprise."
Kurt talks to Gavin. "So, Gavin, what will the name of your future child be?"
Gavin says, "We are thinking of the name Beavis if it's a boy and Daria if it's a girl."
Kurt comes to Zac. "Zac, are you nervous?"
"Well, Kurt, a normal person would be really nervous, but I love Jessica so much that I am not nervous at all. I will always love her 'til the end of time."
Kurt goes to Jessica. "Jessica, are you nervous?"
"Not a bit. Well, just a little, but that's mostly because I can't wait 'til the honeymoon."
"So Jessica, are you going to tell us where it is?"
"Sorry, Kurt, but that's just between me and my Zac and our closest friends."
"Jessica, how was the bachlorette party?"
"Wonderful! But there were no strippers, but Beavis was there. I had a blast!"
[Kurt gets on camera.] "This concludes this edition MTV news brief. Catch the entire wedding on Tuesday's edition of the Week in Rock.
[Later on in life. . .] "This is Kurt Loder with MTV News. I am reporting live out of a hospital. It has been understood that Zac and Jessica Hanson would not like the location revealed for the safety of their new baby. Here is Zac coming out of Jessica's room right now. Zac, is it a boy or girl?"
"It's a BOY!!!"
"Congratulations, Zac! What are you going to name him?"
"We haven't decided yet, but we will tell you as soon as we decide."
"How is Jessica doing?"
"She is doing great! She's extremely happy. [Zac gets on camera] All I have to say is Jessica, I love you, and I'm so proud of you."
[Kurt gets on camera] Here it is straight from the mouth of Zac Hanson. They have a boy! This concludes this very special edition of MTV News. Good night everybody!"