"People should be taught what is, not what should be." - Lenny Bruce
"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'" - Lewis Carroll
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem." - Eldridge Cleaver
"If they had a king of fools then I could wear that crown, and you could all die laughing because I'll wear it proudly." - Elvis Costello
"You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout!" - Jacob D. Cox
"I will be me in a world full of us." - Bobby Darin
"I've looked for intelligent life here (on Earth), why do you think I'm looking elsewhere?" - David Duchovny as Fox Mulder on The X-Files.
"640 K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
"The world will not come to an end if you do not have an education, it will simply pass you by." - Lynn Johnston
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans." - John Lennon
"I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference." - Abraham Lincoln
"This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot." - Monty Python's Flying Circus
"What, me worry?" - Alfred E. Neuman
"Look back in anger." - John J. Osborne
"I'm certainly looking forward to being an angry old man. Anger is the only feeling I really relate to. I want to be that doddering old sod on the bus who suddenly pulls out a stick and whacks the poor bastard sitting in front of him on the head. I don't think that's unreasonable, do you?" - Graham Parker
"Good artists copy - great artists steal." - Pablo Picasso
"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people." - George Bernard Shaw
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
"You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you." - Cornelius Vanderbilt