This is the main recruiting center for the SVELTE ARMY (in other lands known as a "fanclub" or a "mailing list"). By subscribing to this e-mailing list of Svelte fans worldwide, you will be kept informed of upcoming Svelte shows and other pertinent rock news.

Simply click on Uncle Sam below and you too can become a fully trained officer of the SVELTE ARMY. You'll gain a much-respected position, ensuring a bright future for you and your family. Colonel Danyluk, General O'Donovan, Kaiser Shumka, Staff Seargant Reinhardt, and The Model of a Modern Major General, Sir Gary Russell, challenge YOU to be the next recruit. Stretch your horizons. Join the SVELTE ARMY.