This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
but this little piggy had none...
And this little piggy cried “Wee, wee, wee!” 
all the way home.

A story for Greek mothers to teach/tell their children:
This small pig went to the marketplace,
while this (other) small pig stayed in Athens.
This small pig had a prepared portion of dead cow (to eat),
but this (other) small pig
did not (have any of the cow).
And this little pig cried “o! o! o!” all the way home...
because he had just escaped the land of the Barbarians.

[props to my partner-in-crime, n.e.m.]