So I finally got my own webpage. Yippee!! Now what am I going to do with it? Probably the same as everyone else. Talk about myself, adopt a world weary and cynical tone, all the while attempting to convince the folks who pass by of just how cool I really am. Let's start with music:

Now here's a group that you probably know, dada . You definitely heard the hit single "DizzKneeLand" back in 1992. (It was everywhere!!!!) If you dismissed these guys because you thought they were one hit wonders, or just another alternative band, you made a big.... mistake. Learn more here .

Carolyne Mas is probably someone you haven't heard of, unless of course you're from New Jersey or lived in Germany in the 80's. But if you're a fan of original (in the best sense of the word) music, you owe it to yourself to find out more. I've got my own tribute page and a links to Ms Mas herself. Find out what she's been up to lately.

Did I mention that I was a Guitar maven? Check out my own top ten list of guitarists you probably haven't heard of . Add your own.... Hey I'm always looking for a good lick.

Perhaps your favorite artist refuses to tour anywhere closer than a five hour drive away, or doesn't perform at all cause they're dead or something. Well maybe, just maybe I can help you out. Check out my newly updated tape list . wink wink, nudge, nudge.

Schipperkes. Either you love them, or you don't know what they are. Edify yourself.

Are You a Turtle? Now here's something you probably haven't heard in a while. You are invited to participate in the initiation rites of the Fraternal Alliance of Respected Turtles.. Including the FREE membership card, suitable for jamming in your wallet and pulling out at inopportune moments. 1