In your opinion bitch is a nice word which describes a kind human being.
You're subscribed to 2 mailing lists and never receive any mail, when you do it's from the same 3 people all the time
Your other favorite musician is Alanis Morissette / Sarah McLachlan / Paula Cole
You sometimes have a strange urge to blur edges
You started playing guitar at the age of 13 - 15
You consider yourself an expert when you finally learn how to play Bitch..
You have a major personality problem (you're occasionally nice but mostly a bitch)
Your Email signature file quotes sounds like you joined an extreme feminist club.
You never did find out whether Meredith is 32 or 40.
All the sites you visit start with the same 2 words.
You own an album called "See It Through My Eyes" and you actually listened to it more than just once and not just to abuse your neighbors.
Your biggest idols are Meredith and Xena Warrior Princess.
When Meredith's new releases don't do too well in the charts you blame the whole world for having a bad taste in music.
You love songs with "good" lyrics, nevermind what the music is like.
You belong in a great community where everybody's biggest problems involve message boards and music charts.
You tried to hang yourself from your bedroom's ceiling once while playing the guitar.
You hate it when people call Meredith "one hit wonder" even though she only had one really successful hit song.
You're a relatively wise person ;)
You still believe Meredith will take over the Grammys someday..
You have been madly excited for over a month now because Meredith might have read what you posted on her message board.
If you live in the USA you've already been to a Meredith concert in most of the states.
If you do not live in America / Western Europe you still pray for the day Mer might show up at your country (keep praying!)
You might like a cool musician, but the fact remains that you still are the same dork you were before MB-era. (JK... remember this is all a joke)
There's a 50% chance you are a teenybopper.
Every time you read something Meredith wrote you start sounding more and more like her, isn't that true gang?
You think Meredith is the most beautiful woman on this planet, if you're a female you try to look like her, if you're a male your only dream is to .............. her (some would fill in "marry" or "date", others have a dirtier mind)
You still believe Meredith and you will be lovers / best friends someday. You know you're just the right person for her!
You watch and tape hours of boring TV shows hoping to catch a glimpse of her...
You never thought that "Cosmic Woo Woo" was a stupid song title.
If you are completely pissed if you miss anything Meredith is stared in-
radio/ tv show. (Sent by Sam)
You see her as often as you can in concert, and within weeks before the concert you get more and more excited!!
Everytime somebody says something, it reminds you of a Meredith Brooks quote or song.
You watch her videos every day! (sent by Glenn)
You think you're a rock star if your cat gets run over (Sent by Jason)
-You prefer not to say what you're listeninng to in the discman because you know people don't know who she is or they remember only the song "Bitch".
-When you spend the whole class writing on your book the name of your site about Meredith Brooks. (Sent by Liana)
And the last, and perhaps biggest sign:
-You are still here, even though this website hasn't been updated for years, and almost no one on the planet even remembers who Mer is...
Any suggestions for cool signs to show you're a Meredith addict? Email me at ilana_y99@hotmail.com
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