Disclaimer:

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the disclaimer

That's right, the disclaimer This American apple pie institution Known as parental discretion Will cleanse any sense of innuendo

or sarcasm From the lyrics that might actually make you think And will also insult your intelligence at the same time So protect

your family. This album contains explicit depictions Of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So,

if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just

don't listen to it.