CHRYSTALLE'Z HOMEPAGE

NB: i wrote this whole site without good grammar , if u read this far u would have probably known that !!

P.S this page was meant to suck !!! :)

~*~NOW ABOUT ME~*~

now, i'm ur average bi-atch , beautiful girl that takes crap from no one ! oh i am also a big soccer fan . i love ronaldo !!!!!!!!!!!!and micheal owen isn't so bad ;). i have a whole set of pics of them , so i f u want any , just go ahead and ask . most likely i WILL tell u no , but what the heck , can't get everything in life !! also i am very complicated, i have terrible mood swingz and note don't talk to me when in a bad mood. i absolutely hate ppl to bother me when i'm on the net in the nite cuz usually i'm on becuz i can't sleep. i'm not all mean , i can be nice .... well just to ppl i like . and to the guyz out there .. GIRLZ FLIRT !! , don't dig 4 a deeper meaning on one date or when i smile at u. the worst come on is a strong come on. i love ppl who are extremely deep and seek what they can do to 4 the world instead of what they can get out of it. ef u !! i really mean that!!! oh and by the way despite what ppl think, i am to a virgin. and ef u again ... i really mean that !!

~*~INFO ABOUT ME ~*~

NAME : Chrystalle

AGE : 16 , until tommorow , then i'll be a day older ...

OCCUPATION : none , proudly sponges off parentz

FAVOURITE QUOTE : 'are u the spy who shagged me ? ' & 'the best guy is ur best friendz guy'

FAVOURITE SHOWZ : rockoz mordern life , SOUTHPARK , daria , the simpsonz , ahem ..... the tellytubbies ...., spy groove (agent 2 is cuter ),

FAVOURITE BANDZ : KoRn , limp bizkit , bush , beck , garbage , oasis , chemical brotherz ,nine inch nailz , ORGY !!!!!!!!! disturbed, incubus, Limp Bizkit rulez , EMINEM !!!!!!!! robbie williams is cool too, cranberries, P.O.D & more

~*~No friendz page here!! ~*~

there was a friendz page. ok herez the deal .. u sign my book , ur a friend, ur stupid.. i mean ur beautiful name goes on my page giving me more work to do. this procedure startz of now, on my updated page. so l8erz until then :)

instead hail out to the family of the tribe "broopz", sal ,shawn and my brother marc, y'all got ur 15 mins of fame (4 those of us who don't read fast) on my page! i know!...... ur welcome:)

thankz for stopping by and reading all this crap, personally, i wouldn't, but thatz why i am me (u would have never guessed ,huh ? )and ur u (another surprise)

SO SIGN MY BOOK , GET UR 15 MINS OF FAME AND GET OUT OF HERE !! :)

~*~The aliens are coming page ! !~*~

THE ALIENZ ARE COMING ! PAGE

and the sky is falling , but u probably already knew that ....

and the newly updated ARE THE ALIENS STILL COMING ? PAGE

~*~Some Poemz~*~

herez some poemz , most of them by me and one by someone as twisted as me. so enjoy ..or don't who care. also u have to be REALLY DEEP to enjoy this.

BRIGHT LIGHT IN A DARK ROOM by poet c

lightz on

light off

lightz on !!!

lightz off !!!

lightz on

lightz off!!

would u stop playing with that switch ?!?

PLEASE DON'T GIVE A WEDGIE TO MY ELEPHANT OTHERWISE HE'LL GET ANGRY AND STOMP U OVER AND OVER AGAIN by poet c

please don't give a wedgie to my elephant otherwise he'll get really angry and stomp u over and over again please

A PUDDLE FULL OF WATER IN ALASKA by poet c

splish splash goes the puddle

kaw kaw goes the bird

as he flies over the puddle

and adds his own gift

the only way he knowz how

he stops

he thinks

should a penguin be able to do this ?

hmm.....

HELP THAT CAT by poet c

help that brave cat

who screams are alwayz in movies

and he is flung through the air

wait ! can u hear it ?

supposing that was ur cat , huh ?

wouldn't ur dog be angry

poor dog

u shouldn't own petz

help the cat man

u dig ?

help that cat

~*~Some LINKZ~*~

ALSO VISIT THIS SITE ,ITZ GREAT ,AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT CUZ ITZ MY COUSINZ PAGE ....NO....NOT AT ALL ...LOL , JUST KIDDING :)

SALZ HOMEPAGE

THIS IS MY BROTHERZ PAGE , VISIT IT ..... YEAH I MEAN THAT ,LOL !!! ITZ A PAGE ABOUT CELINE DION (duh) , HIS FAVOURITE SINGER yadda yadda ....

MARCZ CELINE DION PAGE

~*~EMAIL & GUESTBOOK~*~

LISTEN TO THE BUTTON AND EMAIL ME !

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