How many straight-edge kids does it take to finish off a six pack?
One, if he's alone
"...and even though we all share the same epedemic BORDEM, and EPATHY, WE STILL HAVE THE GUMPTION TO CALL OURSELVES AAAAAAAAAAAALTERNATIVE!!"
"We are the forgotten"
"john cash, johnny rotten - john tesh is an alien"
"There is no gob of spit big enough to cover the TV"
"Psycho-Tronic calling, baby snakes are crawling, is waiting, big black bugs are hating"
"Eating Taco Bell, and now I'm drinking gin and tonic...I think there's an answer, but I can't put my finger on it"
"Punk is what it is, 'till you're getting paid - this is how I live, not a fucking phase - They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad - we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man"
"Blockbuster generates 20% of it's revenues through late fees...my lifestyle does make a difference!"
is waiting, big black bugs are hating"
