Frog On My Toe

Poppa I know there's a frog on my toe
Maybe I'll call him Jethro
and maybe I'll grown up to be
as wise and good as he
and maybe he'll come back
after you're long gone

Poppa I'm sure that the worms
have eaten you now
and Jethro's been on some
Frenchy's plate long ago
and now I'm pretty sure
that I listen to every word
cause I still hear you telling me still

Slap them boys when they're naughty
Make em crawl, make you haughty
Make you strong little girl
You paint them toes the reddish color
and you know one day
you're gonna be bigger than a flee
You're gonna be bigger than that old
poison ivy tree

Now I'm pretty sure that I
think you'll come and visit
and talk sometimes
kinda like Gidget
A funny little chance
like an Indian brave
He said we all grew fat
when the white man came

But one day girl you're gonna
learn to make em crawl
Make em grown tall
but have the grace
to be a lady with disgrace
and you fry them taters
You make them with ladies
Hands and all
You're my pappy's baby

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