Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great, great fall,
And all the king's horses
An' all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise, oh...
Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese,
And she said: "Humpty, baby, ah... take me... oo... yeah...
"Take me to the river,
"Ah... 'cause I like the way it runs, yeah.
"Ah... take me to the river, oh...
"You know I like the way it runs, yeah,"
And he said: "Oh... everything's going my way."
He said: "Maybe it's my la...lucky day,"
An' he said: "Oh... anything you want, I can give."
She said: "I wanna take your picture just for me."
He said: "Anything."
She said: "Up there, baby."
Na na na na na na...
"Get on the wall, babe."

Ah... so Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
And looked at her as he was fallin',
An' all the king's horses
An' all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Oh...

Hey, Betty Louise...
Hey, Betty Louise -
She said: "I like custard in the summer, honey."
Oh yeah... what it takes to be queen...
Hey, what it takes to be queen...
Hee... oh... what it takes to be...
Oh...