THE THINGS THEY SAY!

How daft can you get? Well, try the things that TAKE THAT say - they don’t get much funnier! In the second part of our series, we take a look at some of the best bits from the mouths of GARY, JASON and HOWARD!

** JASON **

PANTS!

My favourite item of clothes are my pants. I bought them a few weeks ago and haven’t taken them off since.

HORROR!

Once me and Justin watched a horror film and we were so scared afterwards, Justin even had to come to the toilet with me!

GOOFY!

I used to have goofy teeth and bad skin. I was gorgeous - not!!!

HARD!

I pretend to be hard but I’m a softie really.

SWIMMING!

I’m a brill swimmer - I swam two lengths yesterday.

CRUSH!

I was mad, I had my first crush when I was 14 and she was 29. Of course, nothing happened.

DAD!

My dad thought he was trendy once when he bought me a big pair of purple shoes with gold stars!

SCOOBY!

I can do excellent Scooby Doo impressions!

ME!

I’ve got good legs, arms, eyes and I’m very presentable.

GHOSTS!

I believe in ghosts and spirits which influence people and their actions.

CURRY!

I love Indian food and normally I stink of it, so the others try to keep away from me when this happens.

SKIVING!

At school we were known as the terrible twins, me and Justin. We’d always pretend to be ill and not go to school.

** GARY **

PERFORMING!

I feel saucy when I’m on stage, the girls love me!

EARS!

I have a habit of flicking people’s ears.

TEACHERS!

My school teacher laughed and told me not to be stupid when I said that I wanted to be a pop star. So ha ha to her.

WOMEN!

I won’t go out with anyone any more unless I’m rich - women are a distraction!

CHANGE!

If I could change anything in the world, I’d change my undies.

MADONNA!

I want to trade places with Madonna, so I can see her bedroom.

TOURS!

We go wild on tours and throw remote controls out of windows.

** HOWARD **

TURTLES!

I once went to a party wearing a Ninja Turtle suit - everyone thought I had flipped.

ROBBIE!

When Robbie takes his clothes off, fans run away…No, well not really…

SCHOOL!

I wasn’t bad at school, I only got caned about four or five times…maybe more.

SLEEP!

If I’m upset I go to sleep to help cheer me up.

DREAMS!

I normally dream about my mum or whoever I see last. Usually my dreams are very rude…not about my mother though.

SOCKS!

My most embarrassing experience was when I went over to the house of a really nice girl who I fancied. She asked me to take off my shoes because of the new carpet. Unfortunately, I had holes in my socks. I was so embarrassed!

HEADS!

My head is too small, I don’t have a big head!

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