THE THINGS THEY SAY!

So you’ve read all the silly things that TAKE THAT’s GARY, MARK, JASON and HOWARD have aid over the years - because you’ve read the last two FFs! Now, here with the funniest things he’s ever said, is the winner of this year’s Daftest Person In Take That competition (and star of the poster opposite), ROBBIE WILLIAMS…

WINDOWS!

When I was little I used to chuck things out of the window. Once I threw my mum’s takings of £2,000. She went spare. Another time I threw all her bras and knickers on to the head of a policeman below!

MADNESS!

I’m not completely barking mad - but the fellas in the band wouldn’t agree!

FANS!

The first thing a fan asks me is (putting on a girly voice) Where’s Mark? Where’s Howard? Where’s Jason? And where’s Gary?

SPOILT!

I’ve never changed my own sheets. EVER! My mother’s always done it for me. I’m a spoilt boy, aren’t I??

DATES!

There isn’t anyone I’d hate to go on a blind date with!

40!

When I’m 40 I want to be one of those really cool guys. I don’t want to be a string-vested old type person.

BIRDS & BEES

I found out about the birds and bees when I was eight. But I wasn’t shocked!

FIRST KISS!

My first kiss was in a hot water tank cupboard while the girl’s father was next door in the front room!

MATES!

I used to think that Gary was boring and Mark grinned too much!

LAUGHS!

I can’t keep a straight face for longer than two seconds!

ERRRM…

I was in bed last night and forgot who I first snogged - I thought I was going crazy!

ATTENTION!

The best way to get someone to notice you is to take your clothes off!

HEDGES!

I skipped school to go hedge-hopping which was a laugh - honest!

CHIPS!

I’m doing the Slimfast diet at the moment. Slimfast and chips is good!

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